Why aren't you drinking bourbon coffee right Now? Are you a cuck? Or a Soros net neutrality shill?

Why aren't you drinking bourbon coffee right Now? Are you a cuck? Or a Soros net neutrality shill?

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Because I'm drinking Bourbon with a splash of cranberry.

Mmm, sounds refreshing. Festive even

only degenerates drink alcohol so early.

only degenerates drink alcohol.

You know you have to be 18 to post here right?

Because it's 8 am and I have work in an hour.

Cuck

alcohol is a bad influence
save dat money. dont drink

I don't mix my bourbon. If you have to mix bourbon, it's not good bourbon.

The only thing more redpilled than drinking alcohol is drinking caffeine.

Only homosexuals mix their drinks

Because im drinking straight rum and i work at home

This is called alcoholism. Drinking in the morning isn’t manly, you child. Get back to me when your hands are shaking before you get your first drink of the day.

I am bit of a purest myself. But a cup of coffee, splash of maple syrup, splash of cream and 2 shots of bourbon is a great way to start the day.

you're an alcoholic mate

BUY MY TENDIES, COMMIESWINE!

Can't wait until December when I can mix bourbon and egg nog.

Im more of a whiskey neat kind of guy. I will have an Irish coffee occasionally though.

Alcohol is a shit drug. I smoke weed

Found the cuck

or make your own booze like I do.
Grow fruit, ferment, drink like an adult, not a degenerate.
If you are not an alcoholic, moderate amounts of alcohol will actually reverse fatty liver. Assuming you don't eat pharma pills.

I'll mix some whiskeys. I enjoy a classic 7 and 7, but I just enjoy bourbon as is.

The only whiskey I have in the house is 15 year old single malt. If i mixed in with coffee the heavens would open and the hand of God would bitchslap me.

Because i’m In the middle of class.

First thing when I get home, whiskey mixed with some raspberry tea.

Because alcohol is illegal in my country.

Fair enough

a real man drinks at least 94% water. well water with no shit put in it.
6% is left for an acceptable amount of milk

>Drinking is for classy adults, the commercials say so!

Scotch is like the sloppy seconds of the whiskey world

Bitch

>mixing water with milk
wtf

That's just pathetic. The flavors in Bourbon are so complex, different mixers on occasion will allow for greater appreciation of them.

Trouble is, what you'll get from a bartender will inevitably be mixer plus Bourbon, not Bourbon plus mixer. That's why you go NEET and drink at home instead.

because I'm drinking vodka coffee on this BALLER WEDNESDAY

cheers user

Hold up, is ghost back?

>Jewish created character in a Jewish created movie

Hmmm. Yeast poop vs. the vaginal secretions of some shit tasting herb. Which to choose?

>dick waving about how you enjoy alcohol

Wow you're a badass!!

no man in a day drink 1 gallon water
1 pint milk or something like that
and dont forget the onions

Best way to enjoy a bourbon is with a nice cigar.

I am drinking bourbon and soy milk like a based as fuck person.

Thanks

Kek

Best mean non pasteurized milk.

>tfw your country just threw some farmer in jail for 60 days for selling non pasteurized milk

Nuke Canada

Should I get a bottle of Buffalo Trace or Woodford Reserve?

>Jewish created character in a Jewish created movie
> t. Jew Nigger

No. That's 'blended' Canadian.

Buff. Great value. Was at their distillery last week.

buffalo is pretty solid for the price in america but if you have to pay a premium for it in europe there are probably better choices

(it's 9 now, same bro)
I can't be numb forever, feeling life is the only way I progress.

>he doesn't know that bourbon actually lowers testosterone and promotes balding

why do you think so many old people are bald?

youtube.com/watch?v=_8dRZ3atLW8

well to be fair - having a "nazi" say that would imply weed is good according to jew logic.

Nope, Scotch literally uses old bourbon barrels. Therefore sloppy seconds

We need to name this drink right now. Seems awfully analogous to a 'White Russian'. Perhaps we might call is the 'Ameircan Soyboy'.

its not too bad compared to other whiskies.
cheaper than most 12 yo scotches

dude... it's 8 in the morning here and I'm at work.

just lagluvan straight

Okay fine. But at least it's still single malt.

Don't buy scotch Sven.

Because it's 9 in the morning, and I'd rather not drink on an empty stomach.

I second this: bartender give me an a.s.b!
whoa dude, that's your fifth soy-boi r.u. o.k. man?
yeah dude I'm fine, also these men are lookin sexy tonight!

It's 11am degenerate

Not all or even most. And they lie about their age statements

Nice mug.
Drinking & at work?

Chuckled good

lmao

Naw, off today

Yeah, 3 days a week for the past few weeks
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SPREAD IT AROUND LIKE WIIILDFIIIIRE

>someone told me not to buy scotch so don't buy scotch

alcohol snobbery on Sup Forums is the cringiest shit

Oh shit

What time is it where you live?