Denmark vs. Norway

Which one of these cucktries is better and why?

Alláhu aqbèar

Denmark is more cucked, also no oil. Heia norge

both very smug. Danes though, they don't eat bullshit like boiled heads and whey cheese

soviet cancukistan

Sweden

Denmark.
norway is as cucked as sweden

Norway has a language.

Denmark has the worst food among the nordics. Sweden and Finland are probably tied for the top. No fucking idea what food is like in Iceland.

chu mean homie? Stegt flæsk med persillesovs, real traditional food. Christmas duck with brown sauce and caramelized potatoes

Denmark

Norway. They have Fjords and Silje Torp.

>Sweden

The rest of us have food like that too, but it's generally prepared better and with more and better applied herbs and spices in Sweden, Finland and even Norway.

Danish food is like British except a bit better.

Both irrelevant
USA USA USA USA

Our spices come in sauces. I know that's an unfamiliar subject for you, but trust me, it works!
all you do is buy nigger herbs and put on your food like ook ooks

its not about the color of the flag. It is blue as in blue eyes, blond as in blond hair. That is the sign of a true viking. It is the purest race, most beautiful.

Brown hair, brown eyes, just like a nigger. It is honestly a little weak, don't you think? Shit stained eyes and hair, like, look at some of the monkeys. They have white skin, brown eyes, straight dark hair. But white skin, blue eyes and blond, that is the mark of a quality human being.

Denmark wins. Norway is nigger tier allah snackbar territory.

Denmark is stricter on immigration policy than Norway

>Christmas duck with brown sauce and caramelized potatoes
we eat that here in skåne.
10/10

respect

Denmark, because we're the original

Norway wins it by virtue of having actual nature, not just flat lands.

I do not understand your fascination with silje.

Probably Denmark. Because you don't hear them that much. But Norway is always loud and proud about getting fucked in the ass by Ackmeds on the regular.

Sexy Amazon.

You

I prefer Norway over Denmark, but it's mostly from personal experience.

>seychelles
WTF??

>denmark had a region with majority for feminist party
I think you know

No we didn't? That guy from yesterday is a moron, pink meant SF = Socialistic Peoples Party, which is worse than feminist.
But in reality, it was because the candidate is very skilled compared to the rest.