Kraut/pol/ - HWNDU 5.0 edition

Jamaica coalition is kill.
FDP won't do the Jamaica Jive.
SPD in full damage control mode LARPing as opposition.
Grüne & CSU almost french kissing each other.
Presicuck Steinmeier won't call for new election.

>upcoming elections
early 2018: possible federal re-election
06.05.2018: regional election in Schleswig-Holstein
autumn: regional elections in Bavaria and Hessen

>AfD related

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk
>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

>News

>German:
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/afd-merkel-aera-ist-beendet/
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/gruene-und-union-enttaeuscht-ueber-jamaika-aus/
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/weidel-will-nicht-fuer-afd-bundesvorstand-kandidieren/
>English:
spiegel.de/international/germany/commentary-german-coalition-collapse-the-end-of-merkel-a-1179542.html
spiegel.de/international/germany/germany-coalition-talks-fail-what-s-next-a-1179341.html

>Einzelfallmap:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US&ll=49.59415871264955,15.439837295117286&z=6

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=4DQ61G9ir0Q&t=1s
youtube.com/watch?v=k7NAukm8MbE
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=3jACtuQHLE0

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ

Other urls found in this thread:

mdr.de/kultur/zentrum-fuer-politische-schoenheit-aktion-bjoern-hoecke-holocaust-mahnmal-100.html
youtube.com/watch?v=agjXBvtQpMQ
focus.de/panorama/welt/nach-razzia-unter-anschlagsverdacht-festgenommene-syrer-kommen-frei_id_7883827.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Snubk9AsKuU
focus.de/regional/muenchen/beeintraechtigungen-auf-der-stammstrecke-polizeieinsatz-in-muenchen-verspaetungen-im-gesamten-s-bahn-verkehr_id_7883862.html
s-bahn-muenchen.de/s_muenchen/view/service/aktuelle_betriebslage.shtml
youtube.com/watch?v=bB685Lc35t4
focus.de/regional/muenchen/polizeieinsatz-in-muenchen-massive-verspaetungen-bei-allen-s-bahnen-und-zugausfaelle_id_7865879.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first for Reich

mdr.de/kultur/zentrum-fuer-politische-schoenheit-aktion-bjoern-hoecke-holocaust-mahnmal-100.html

third for the dude living in Essen getting enriched

Watch this, AfD ruling the Reichstag

youtube.com/watch?v=agjXBvtQpMQ

i'm here buddy.

I just want to thank that one user for his motivating words.
I'm gonna do it.

can you send him my regards?

The six terrorists that planned an attack on christmas market get out of jail
focus.de/panorama/welt/nach-razzia-unter-anschlagsverdacht-festgenommene-syrer-kommen-frei_id_7883827.html

>06.05.2018: regional election in Schleswig-Holstein
>autumn: regional elections in Bavaria and Hessen
Könnt ihr das mal anpassen, durch die internationale Sprache der Untermenschen klingt es, als wären das alles gleichberechtigte Landtagswahlen, dabei sind das in Schleswig-Holstein nur unwichtige Kommunalwahlen.

Holy fuck. This guy is killing it. Called out the (((UN))) replacement program

Turns out we aren't actually progressive, Germany is just hiding it's collective powerlevel.

BASED
A
S
E
D

youtube.com/watch?v=Snubk9AsKuU

focus.de/regional/muenchen/beeintraechtigungen-auf-der-stammstrecke-polizeieinsatz-in-muenchen-verspaetungen-im-gesamten-s-bahn-verkehr_id_7883862.html
>Polizei
s-bahn-muenchen.de/s_muenchen/view/service/aktuelle_betriebslage.shtml
>Notarzt

>86% approve
Kill me

Merkel tritt am Wochenende zurück.

what habbeneding, faggot?

>Holy fuck. This guy is killing it. Called out the (((UN))) replacement program

He fucking did!

AfD was the right choice.

youtube.com/watch?v=agjXBvtQpMQ

WHAT THE FUCK

münchner here
i am hearing lots of police sirens
mh habbening?

Ich will nicht in nrw sterben jungs

youtube.com/watch?v=bB685Lc35t4

much better
0:25
weidel war face activated

stabbening?

get out of there then

I don't know, some big police operation killed train traffic in Munich. Same thing happened on Sunday, when 25 migrants were caught on the tracks, getting into Germany illegally.
focus.de/regional/muenchen/polizeieinsatz-in-muenchen-massive-verspaetungen-bei-allen-s-bahnen-und-zugausfaelle_id_7865879.html