Guys

Guys
The FBI stopped by my parents' house last night looking for me
Pls hold me

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They're gonna sell you as pizza. It's what you get for speaking the truth about Hillary.

That’s happened to me it’s not a biggie if you didn’t actually do anything just tell em it wasn’t you using the WiFi

>implying you're not living with your parents
let them hold you, homo

Maybe a friend of yours is getting a security clearance. My brother's friends were interviewed before he got his job at a government contractor.

Or maybe they're going to sell your ass for funds and you'll end up dumped in a river in a bag

probably this desu. When I got my clearance they were very thorough in interviewing most of my friends (even ones I wouldve considered not very close) and ex girlfriends and family members.

Please contact us, Chris. We really would like to talk to you.

>ex girlfriends
Well fuck looks like I’m never getting a security clearance

I'll hold you Terry.

You will die.

>1 post by this ID

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, user. Get in touch with our nearest field office for instructions. They probably just want to ask you some questions.

why, borsh?

If you were posting pedo shit you deserve to die.

what did, OP?

allegedly, of course

Do this, but with a lawyer.

>Pls hold me
How feminine is your penis?

they visited me on Nov 3rd, but I was doing some serious shitposting on twitter in the run-up to Antifa's Great Nov 4th Revolution. We had a nice little talk, no big deal, you still have your 1st Amendment rights, etc etc blah blah blah

Update: The British government contacted my local government. Someone on probation was using our IP to post suicidal emo bullshit

What?

I am sure that Brad is so pleased with you, plastering his name on Sup Forums.

Maybe they want to offer you a job as a Meme Analyst.

Did someone just doxx an FBI special agent in this thread

wtf they actually police shitposters? how fuckdd am i?

A lawyer won't be necessary. In fact, it'll make you look guilty. Involving a lawyer, friends, or family will only complicate things. Make the call immediately, OP.

"special" agent

lol

if you say stupid violent things, yeah.

but you can say stuff like I hate niggers all you want. because niggers aren't people and neither are trannies.

>leaving the email and name uncensored
the bait is strong in this one.

Probly fake

yeah right here

what about more along the lines of political shit to get people to vote for trump and not hillary? is this part of the deep state crackdown on "muh russhans who swayed election on twitter" ?

That's a calling card, dummy. His work is a matter of public record, and he's obviously familiar with Navy SEALs pasta already.

They were posting with several different IPs including mine and ones in the UK

>newfag

you guys are pretty cool FBI don't come to my door if you know whats good for ya

I'm guessing FBI has made more of these visits then we realize. Judging by the danger posed by your average shitposter, it's probably considered "fluff work".

Wait, someone was trying to stop a suicide? wtf?

How about don't treat women like shit then you fucking retard. Kill yourself

What did you do?

I report people on Sup Forums regularly to the FBI for terroristic threats.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about an FBI agent, you little bitch?!

you aren't OP

*Hugs* Now put that wig on and turn around.

>Implying I do that
You obviously don’t have a psycho ex, but try to find one before you die because it will simultaneously be the best and worst moments of your life

Let me guess you spent the last year browsing, downloading and posting stupid and weird things

The cia are watching you masturbate.

To be fair, Canada is always on top us

The CIA is gay as fuck

Lol no, I have a boyfriend I live with

>implying they're going around rounding up all the people that shitposted in favor of trump

take the tinfoil off m8

>friendly reminder

youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE

>just in case OP is not a faggot

sa ged

>Get in touch with our nearest field office for instructions.
>with our nearest field office
>with our nearest
>our

Well hello FBI-sama.

if hillary won i have no doubt thats what would have happened. at the very least wed all be put on a list

That's honestly what I thought it was
Suicide through the back of the head with a bullet

then you're delusional

youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRM

Faker than a 3 dollar bill

You're so narcissistic no one gives a fuck about your shit posting user

Yes and no. That guy was involved with that Paula Dean case a while back. OP is full of shit but the guy exists.

mutts

Now i can finally charge them.

>stare directly into my laptops webcam while jerking off
>mfw some spook is making eye contact with me while i nut

Well yeah. That's why I couldn't quit my porn addiction. The though of some cubicle normie being forced by his boss to watch me fab is the ultimate form of dominance to me.

...

Obama holdovers doing intimidation visits?

Was the agent a POC? Black?

I fully exercise my 2nd Amendment rights. I have a decent arsenal of weapons, enough to fully outfit a 10-15 man team comfortably for almost any scenario. Rifles (long range and close-med range), shotguns, carbines, sidearms.
I hashtagged Antifa and pleaded with them to revolute in my city so I wouldn't have to waste time and gas driving to the nearest city they were supposedly going to riot in to shoot commies in the streets. I guess they were scared and called the Feds.
The agents that visited were fairly nice and said their own political compass lies pretty close to mine, which really activated the almonds seeing as I post a ton of NatSoc and anti juden stuff.
Pic related is what I posted and got me a visit.

Way to spell out the joke, you subnormal

This. OP needs to be moved to a SAFE AND SECURE LOCATION immediately.

If you were an FBI agent but also part of the 4memes brigade, would you show a fellow mememeister leniency or would you come down on them that much harder for showing their power level?

The FBI genuinely polices shitposts? I guess there's a point where the banter has crossed into the realm of "threatening" but still

Bradford is going to be fucking pissed when he sees this.

Oh, please. Whenever a LEO is a suspect or being questioned for their conduct, the very first thing that they do is to lawyer up.

A municipal court judge put it best when he said "never talk to the police, especially if you are innocent."

LOL I always did have a problem with Authority. I would assume he knew that this was going to wind up here as he told me that "we know you see a lot more stuff on the chans than we do, if you see a credible threat would you let us know?"

I'm not OP. OP may be full of shit, but the story I related is true.

Nah, even if you did the most despicable things to them, as long as you disclose everything, you are ok. The idea is to not have a shred of blackmail between you and the company that could turn you.

You may want to confront them and challenge their authority.

They will respect your courage.

Fucking sexy

Please delete this, I would prefer not to have my name posted in this site....

It probably goes like this user's encounter most of the time, and every example I can think of involved a hot button "possible terrorism" topic, eg GamerGate, antifa. Wouldn't surprise me at all if many agents align with Sup Forums beliefs, although there is some element of internal conflict in the TLAs right now.

My personal belief? When the FBI seized Sup Forums to investigate the Sup Forums cancer, they never gave it back. Calling us a honeypot gives them an excuse to keep the site alive. They now make up the majority of TLA shitposters.
>user understands that it is a federal offense to send threatening communications to anyone and promised to never do it again

I remember you posting the agent's card. Perhaps I spend too much time here.

One would hope these faggots would be doing something patriotic, but nope.

>the FBI only has 2 agents

Brandenburg v. Ohio

White night faggot kys

Leftypol slide thread sage

Antifa should riot in Columbus, Savannah, and Tacoma.

Antifa would be a blip in history's radar.

>"never talk to the police, especially if you are innocent."
Literally this but sage slide thread

I really hope you're lying through your teeth, because it is not comforting to know that the fucking FBI is staffed full of weaponized autism.

>I'm an idiot marxist nigger, so it's fine that fbi faggots are seditious pieces of shit
It's clear they have at least one too many, nigger.

I unironically think Comey shitposts here.

Doesn't have anything else to do anyway

TELL THEM ABOUT THE JEWS, user, MAYBE THEY'LL DO SOMETHING

Ha ha, settling for a used up roastie. Hope you like your stds.

this type of flooring, anyone know what it is?