Why are Oppai lolis best lolis?

Why are Oppai lolis best lolis?

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Because it combines my favorite things in one adorably sexy package.

because short-stacks are the best type of women.
Short yet curvy
Cute yet sexy

Seriously its hard as fuck to find one over the age of 20 that isnt taken.
If she isnt then more likely than not there is something wrong with her

Fuck off with your tumblr shortstack bullshit.

You guys should kill yourselves, like immediately. Not like any of you will ever procreate or contribute to society in a meaningful way.

tumblr spotted
you are an ugly landwhale, not a cute shortstack

white knight to the rescue

:^)

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Better than a degenerate who is literally sick in the brain.

Disgusting.
All of you should be ashamed of wanting your lolis with tumors on their chests.

what degeneracy? dont tell me you are also one of those retards who think loli = pedo

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So, OP and some anons say that they like short, cute women with big breasts... and you decide that their best course of action is for them to kill themselves?

Why the fuck are you overreacting like this?

>STOP FAPING TO CARTOONS REEEEEEEEE, YOU ARE SEXUALIZING WOMEN YOU SICK FUCKS

You are on the wrong board my retarded friend

But you like chinese cartoons so you're a degenerate too

>hurr durr I'm actually not a creep

Any sane person would turn you into an eunuch the second they had the chance. On the spot. Then again, doesn't matter since one can't fuck paper in the first place.

How is it any fucking different than porn?

Holy shit, I never get how types like you even think! So because someone has an alternative preference than you do, you start acting like a hostile twat?

What's the fucking difference between watching petite teen porn and looking at 2D drawings of cute girls? You can't fuck paper, but you sure as fuck aren't gonna be able to fuck the monitor either.

>White knighting anonymous people against my 'white knighting'

Oh gee whiz.

I don't care if I'm on the wrong board or not friend, doesn't change the fact that you're a greasy creep.

You can have my anime club membership if you want.

STOP LIKING THINGS THAT I DON'T!!!

The best quality you can find in a girl.

>white knighting anonymous people against my white knighting

THAT'S BECAUSE I'M IN THE OPPAI LOLI CAMP, DUMBASS. What a fucking cocksucker. I tried to reason with you and instead you act like a self-righteous, close-minded faggot.

Get the fuck out of this board.

>I only fap to missionary position porn and so does everybody else, you guys are monsters

you are deluded as fuck and I still dont see how you can see a problem with it thinking that way unless you make a correlation to the 3D thing. In which case you are retarded.

If we get to fetishes, did you know that rape fetishes are extremely common in females?

man, you project so much.
What is your problem, seriously? dont tell me you dont have one cause you clearly have. You should talk about it, let it out a bit instead of purposely trying to search for people to pick a fight with.

Dont do it here though, this is not the place, go to /r9k/ or better, seek a psychologist. Im saying this as someone with years of advising people, the way one reacts tells a lot about them.

Thisvisbfrom shuz, right?

>people actually got triggered by other people fetish

Thanks, i laughed

Holy shit lol, you actually seem affected. You sound like a decent guy, though.

It's not the attraction itself but rather the fact that 90% of the people act out like creepy motherfuckers that goes along with it.

Your next post in a different thread

>You're a fucking idiot for liking this, kys.

Literally the only type of women I fuck.

Neck yourself flatty.

Hey, you take that 3DPD shit out of here...

WHAT A FUCKING PATRICIAN TASTE! DADDARIO! SHE'S MY 3D CRUSH!

>hur dur it is creepy.
Why it is normal to like only one size of boobs?

Yes sir.

I bet he's some sort of asexual fedorafag, someone getting triggered this hard is hilarious.
And you please go die somewhere else.

>loli threads get exterminated on sight
>these abominations dont

what is it?
do I want to know?

ITT: responding to bait

You're going to jail.

:^)

Anything gets exterminated on sight nowadays, who knows what the fuck pleases this mod. Just try to enjoy threads for as long as they live.

And you please stop with your cheeky smilies too, I like oppai loli as well but I don't want to see that kind of dumb /s4s/ shit in here.

Flatty detected.

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Wow, hope those guys don't do anything to that cute girl

Telling people to not do something only makes them do it more.

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>an entire race of oppai loli starting at least as early as 6 (six)
Whoever thought them up was a genius.

go under 15 then, stupid.
Contribution is a statist meme

We need to make Japan in charge of designing babies, their revolutionary ideas could change the world.

A race of ditzy airhead Oppai lolis with handlebar horns.

First attractive Naru pic I've seen.

This is one of my biggest fantasy. Or shortest in some way

Especially the handle horns

Do the loli's have to be underage? Can't they just be really short petite women with large breasts?

You attract the shortstack autists with that.

TL Note: Oppai loli is Japanese for Shortstack

Is that official because holy shit I love it

now you just made me more curious

too young for me

3D =/= 2D learn the difference, it could save your life

>being this gay

Nah, doujin.

I always wonder why people get so booty blasted when people like something that is impossible to even attain in real life.

Best girl.

>when the oppai loli also has fat hips and legs

Noise is the only time I'm ever into lolis

Loli is a body type as you should know, oppai loli is the loli body type with unnaturally huge tits added to it. Japs also seem to use it (more precisely with the term "loli kyonyuu", literally "loli big tits", which happens to be how they call oppai loli in first place) to refer to shortstacks that have a childish face.

Is there a term for lolis with big hips?

No but there needs to be, because "Big ass, loli, sole female" on sadpanda gives so few results

What a shame.

elin

>You will never achieve true heaven

>Do the loli's have to be underage?
Yes, preferably.

What about pregnant oppai lolis?

user, please, my dick can only get so hard.

Are you trying to make them bigger?

Why care about limits?
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You. I like you. I thought I was the only one who loved this series.

Source?

yandex = nothing
google = nothing
sn = nothing
others = nothing

Look up Shuz on sadpanda

Not that user, but shit, you're wrong. That artist is based in general.

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Shuz, Magister and Pedocchi are my favorite oppai loli artists good god.

We think alike
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I suggest checking out sen_pion if you already haven't. Although he doesn't seem to do lolis too much, his tits are really cute and comfy.

>dick nipples
Every time.

Oppai lolis are trash compared to futa oppai lolis.

I wish there was more like this, goddamn

Imagine how comfortable lying down on a bed of tits (preferably loli tits) must be.
And I just remembered a new Angelic Sand came out, shame it hasn't been scanned yet and there's only a sample on the panda.
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FOUR
hours

I jacked off to that a few hours ago.
pretty good shit.

But is too fucking short

>overall oppai loli with sex hair
Literally muh dick

So cute.

Noise is a genius at making cute lolis who happen to have cute big tits.

Pedocchi's art in general is ridiculously adorable.

Wait, this had a bonus chapter? Fucking where? I can't see it at all.

It's on panda since today.

>oppai loli

Literally just a dwarf and an oxymoron since it shouldn't be loli anymore

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xd

I want to breed with a Tawawa.

I want to hug and fug.

Does no one notice she is going comando?

>even her little sister has gigantic tits
kek

Since you brought it up...then, no. It's no longer unnoticed