/ptg/ President Trump General - Emergency Bake Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: Pres Trump Pardons Natl Thanksgiving Turkey 11/21/17
youtu.be/imupUsDAK7A
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in West Palm Beach FL 11/21/17
youtu.be/BJPKRVE-ijM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart DC 11/21/17
youtu.be/PBAaMVlKPfE
>Pres Trump remarks before Marine 1 departure 11/21/17
youtu.be/zIdO55WhOM0
>Pres Trump pardons Drumstick w/Barron&Tiffany 11/21/17
youtu.be/o8vgxOPwdiU
>Ivanka &kids arrive @Turkey Pardon Ceremony 11/21/17
youtu.be/UV9Lt2c5jXc
>SoS T-Rex meets Peruvian FM 11/21/17
youtu.be/C0KhSZaq-HM
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 11/21/17
youtu.be/UGkis9LPlFI
>Introducing Wishbone & Drumstick, official TotUS 11/20/17
youtu.be/nrwmYx8ylm0
>Pres Trump meets w/Cabinet, declares noko terror state 11/20/17
youtu.be/FcV1NuN1e9w
>FLotUS Melania receives WH Christmas Tree 11/20/17
youtu.be/RMKZMGjnw84
>SoS T-Rex meets w/Colombia FM 11/20/17
youtu.be/rtziX-uDyl4
>SoS T-Rex meets w/Qatari FM 11/20/17
youtu.be/97lDsp46exo
>Qatari FM presser 11/20/17
youtu.be/AKqa9EEg3TM
>UN Amb Haley speech on Sudan 11/20/17
youtu.be/IexMaaixNy0
>WH Thanksgiving Press Brief (Sarah, SoS T-Rex) 11/20/17
youtu.be/VOERKBY7RDg
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #17 (Lara) 11/17/17
youtu.be/AaGphKAganI
>WH Video: Pres Trump congratulates NCAA champs 11/17/17
youtu.be/DDzQraGP6DM
>Pres Trump welcomes NCAA champ teams to WH 11/17/17
youtu.be/XX85RSszfHU

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strawpoll.me/14460203
youtu.be/gvVFd6J_MA8
dailycaller.com/2017/11/22/fusion-gps-founder-told-congress-that-russians-had-infiltrated-the-nra/
fclj.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Tariffing-Internet-Termination.pdf
realclearpolicy.com/articles/2017/05/18/the_ugly_truth_about_obamas_net_neutrality_110247.html
washingtonexaminer.com/soros-ford-foundation-shovel-196-million-to-net-neutrality-groups-staff-to-white-house/article/2560702
unvis.it/mediamatters.org/issues/net-neutrality
newnetworks.com/ShortSCANDALSummary.htm
arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/11/how-a-group-of-neighbors-created-their-own-internet-service/
twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/532608358508167168
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brynhildr
youtube.com/watch?v=e3Te4CTDxbA
washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/11/22/37-of-38-economists-said-the-gop-tax-plans-would-grow-the-debt-the-38th-misread-the-question/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

MAGA
need new baker

FUCK MUSLIMS

Thanks

Awoo~
Ill try my best to bake!

Thanks for baking.

strawpoll.me/14460203

Always wondered if it's only virgins who support Trump

IT'S HAPPENING

Awoo

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Trump isn't base--youtu.be/gvVFd6J_MA8

>That was an airstrike.

No bakers and no joes. how rare

I fucking hope so.

Holy shit, that was close.
Anyway, if Sup Forums existed back in Trump's day when he was our ages, would he had been a frequent user as well?

THANKS FOR FUCKING US COUNTRY PEOPLE OVER BY KILLING NET NEUTRALITY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.

WE'VE GOT ON ISP OUT HERE AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO CHARGE US LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING JEWS

YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. I'M VOTING DEMOCRAT YOU CUNTS

I hope Trump eventually disowns her and she is forced to change her last name to Kushner. She is not a Trump.

It genuinely looked like an air strike

Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori…
I wish I didn’t have to kill you dead.
Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori…
I wish I didn’t have to smash your head.
Your beauty was beyond compare,
That’s why I started our affair
But then you said you’d go blabbing to my wife.
So I grabbed that statue off my self
I really couldn’t help myself
I knew then that I had to end your life.
Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori…
Why couldn’t you just keep your damn mouth shut?
Lori, Lori, Lori, Lori…
You brought this on yourself, you stupid slut.
Lori….
Lori….

K KEEP ME POSTED

how does a 70 year old man even swing a golf club

i feel like i break my shoulder and im like 22

What does that mean for the SA purge that kushner supposedly had a big part in though

dailycaller.com/2017/11/22/fusion-gps-founder-told-congress-that-russians-had-infiltrated-the-nra/

>The co-founder of the opposition research firm behind the Trump dossier testified to Congress earlier this month that he believed Russian operatives have infiltrated the National Rifle Association.

>Glenn Simpson, a founding partner of Fusion GPS, casually suggested in an interview with the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence that the gun rights group had been breached, a source familiar with the matter told The Daily Caller.

GIVE UP YOUR GUNS OR YOUR HELPING PUTIN

you can stop replying to mudslime bait any time
he baits you tards all day every day
at least he isn't pretending to be a girl today, not yet anyways

This one is cool

lay off the soy, user

Nope. Trump is too much of a workaholic to waste his time surfing or lurking on the internet.

this is my new favorite tarlov pic thanks user!
what kind of panties do you think she wears?

Net Neutrality info. Link to in-depth evaluation at bottom.
>FCC good for licensing, bad for content regulating
>FTC taking over, good for monopoly-breaking
>FTC in charge of splitting content providers from service providers
>DoJ anti-trust head already in place and blocking mergers of this nature
>ISPs want to charge content providers more for using most bandwidth
>Content providers want ISPs to eat the costs
>It will end up on your bill if you use the services, but not if you don't (with NN repealed)
>Removing NN, along with monopoly-breaking, makes it easier for new ISPs to form
>NN gives more power to censor-happy leftists (Google, Netflix, etc.)
>Biggest hurdle to ISP competition is local regulations and red-tape. FIX IT LOCALLY!
>If no company will provide locally, form a town/municipal co-op
>b-but I live on an island full off hills and trees, we can't build our own network! (WRONG!)
>If no money to form co-op check for/apply for grants (public or private)
>FCC stunted Internet growth in favor of big ISPs under Clinton
>Trump called NN a top-down power-grab by Obama
Recommended reading:

[1] fclj.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Tariffing-Internet-Termination.pdf
[2] realclearpolicy.com/articles/2017/05/18/the_ugly_truth_about_obamas_net_neutrality_110247.html
[3] washingtonexaminer.com/soros-ford-foundation-shovel-196-million-to-net-neutrality-groups-staff-to-white-house/article/2560702
[4] unvis.it/mediamatters.org/issues/net-neutrality
[5] newnetworks.com/ShortSCANDALSummary.htm
[6] arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/11/how-a-group-of-neighbors-created-their-own-internet-service/
[6] twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/532608358508167168

In-depth Evaluation:

No visible projectiles hitting the ground first why wouldn't the prevailing opinion be IED?

DEFEND THIS!

Well yeah, they're only around for SA and Taxes, one happened and the other will be done by the end of year. Same thing happened to Reagan's daughter after her shtick.

Turn off cruise control you rural retard.

What is the people's house?

>implying she wears any at all

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Get your fingers off my guns you manlet!

> Country folk
> having interwebz at your house
Been almost 2 decades without TV, webz and barely cell service at home. Get yourself some land and books user. Good times.

>my anime stream went up $2
>i'm voting to destroy the United States now

Your combine has more bandwidth for its GPS tracking system than I have for my commodity futures trading account. Who do you think you're kidding?

Merry Christmas!

we communism now n shieet

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>What is the people's house?

White House, yah dope

>THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

>CHEAT ON MY WIFE SONG

>KNOCK OUT LORI’S LIGHTS SONG

Where is the winning?

user, i have som news for you, the internet is more than half a century old by now if he went to college he used the internet back then

>implying going commando is sexier than wearing a cute pair of panties
you fags don't know patrician taste

IT'S SO UNFAIR!!!

I can't wait till Roy Moore finger bangs some underaged whore in the senate just to show all the RINO cucks what true alpha males are like.

Post your IP. Prove you're using a rural ISP.

>I want to break up Trump's family!

Yeah, no chance Stormfag.

Reminder that your precious 1488 Fuhrer died without ever having married sex or impregnating a female.

>brunhilde
Some kind of bronze armor chastity belt? Lisa meanwhile wears garters and lace as fitting of best girl

*SMACKS LIPS*

reptilian

> Trump will read the true Christmas story live on air the night before.

I respect that

Archive.is is down for me so i can't post the link. anyone have another site to archive?

New?

nice.

Did Obungo decorate for Christmas?

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Stop i just fapped

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>brunhilde
where did this meme come from?

'War of Northern Aggression'

AJ ranted about her once on his show, he's not wrong that she's pretty arrogant and looks 8ft tall

AIII YIII YIIII YIIIIII

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brynhildr

Detroit proper is a shit hole, but the areas around Detroit are actually nice. Everyone that could moved out, because you know.

I recognize a Bugs Bunny cartoon about a Wagner opera.

These bean niggers are getting real uppity.

lol

>that filename
I really like you user, never change
I bet she doesn't trim her tree, fwoah

>the state of the NYT

That nigger never did shit

Rest easy, anons, The new guy in Zimbabwe says its totes cool now and democracy straight up on the soul blues tip.

>AJ
who?
>pretty arrogant
she's a shitlib and a JAP so yeah
>looks about 8 feet tall
yeah she's like 5'11 but I love tall girls

PLEASE BE TRUE

obama was a crack smoking nigger married to a fat tranny who also smoked crack. Disgusting.

>20 something NYT reporter takes a trip to the countryside
>writes a BLOG about it and into the paper it goes
>MEN ARE PIGS
>DRUMPF IS BAD

>You kept track of Hitler until his death in Argentina
Impressive, really.

KEK, it sounds like it's advocating bestiality

>feminist cheese
sounds like yeasty vag

just use centurylink

Took me a minute to find the clip, I think it's this one but I'm not watching all 9 minutes to find it
youtube.com/watch?v=e3Te4CTDxbA

Your naming system inspired me, the rww folders are much easier to navigate now, along with the awoos.

YOU JUST KNOW

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>37 of 38 economists said the GOP tax plans would grow the debt. The 38th misread the question

washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/11/22/37-of-38-economists-said-the-gop-tax-plans-would-grow-the-debt-the-38th-misread-the-question/

>An overwhelming majority of academic economists say in a new survey that the Republican tax proposals would cause America's debt to grow by one critical measure.

>Thirty-seven of 38 experts surveyed by the University of Chicago's Initiative on Global Markets agreed that the GOP tax bills in Congress would cause U.S. debt to increase "substantially" faster than the economy.

>Only one economist — Stanford's Liran Einav — said that he was “uncertain” if the bills would exacerbate America's debt-to-GDP ratio. But after the survey's release, Einav said his response had been a mistake, and that he actually agrees with the economists who expect the debt ratio to soar. (Four other economists in the IGM panel didn't answer the question one way or the other.)

>The surveyed economists were broadly skeptical the bill would produce the type of economic growth Republicans are promising. 52 percent of economists surveyed disagreed with the claim that GDP would be “substantially” higher under the House or Senate bills, while 36 percent said they were “uncertain” they would substantially increase GDP.

>“The idea that these cuts would unleash huge growth is not very well supported, either theoretically or empirically,” said Oliver Hart, an economist at Harvard and one of the experts who responded to the survey. “Almost everyone is extremely doubtful this is going to come out well. This is wishful thinking.'

Just take half a thousand soldiers and raze their capital. It worked for us

Unless he declares the country New Rhodesia I'm going to consider him an epic nigger.

Tick, tock, tomorrow she is a Federal fugitive, and they know where she is

Norge is using unvis.it

We know Kalifornia will tumble into the sea. How do we get rid of NYC? Even the fake sea level rise wouldn't happen in my lifetime. Do I have to pray for asteroid? Madagascarian plaque traveler lands undetected at JFK? What?

>The People's House
I'm confused. Is the left getting better at memeing or something?

growing the debt is good you fucking retard.

reminder most of the NYT's website views come from chinese bots, they fake their ad revenue

>cutting taxes decreases government revenue
you don't need to poll economists to know that.

russians are subhumans

of 38 economists

people cant form their own opinions what really happens is 1 guy has a overt opinion and then everyone else just copies them

>Ready for a world without men
>head off back into the medieval period and live out an agrarian life away from civilisation
Camille Paglia really was right when she said that we'd be living in grass huts without men huh?
I noticed that, and I really appreciate your own flare on the filenames

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