Be only 26

>be only 26
>already balding

What's the most painless form of suicide?
I mean I'm not gonna reproduce either way

Excellent. One less whitey.

some of the most influential people in history were bald

>Hungary
>white

Just drink onion juice bro

Get some iodine, faggit

Congratulations. You are now a man. Start acting like one!

Just embrace it, buzz it, and lift weights

Mussolini was bald and he was a sick cunt

A shaved head is a symbol of masculinity, especially if you can grow a beard. You should stop clinging to shit you can't control and move on with your life. Embrace your situation, you faggot, like your father never embraced you.

>26
Try losing your hair at 21 noob

Wait, americans actually put bromide in their food?
They used to give that to kids in summer camps to stop them from having boners
And they just put it in the food?

some of the most influential men in history had hair

if you are going bald this early, you will probably also grow a very thick beard. do it you balding faggot

exactly, it doesn't matter

Balding at 26 typically means higher than normal testosterone levels. Go be alpha.

nothing wrong with balding my dude
in fact, now you can start rocking the warrior priest look

Suicide is for faggots.

women don't give a shit

You're becoming a white alpha male

My beard is also pathetic, that stereotypical nerd stache

>be 28
>can't grow a beard
>no chest hair

we all have our own baggage, go make some money

You will eventually get over it. Tje only way to not look like cancer patient is get ripped and maybe grow some beard. If you are ok with yourseld and radiate confidence, you will be fine even bald. If you avoid people and feel shit because you dont respect yourself, even afro wont help you. How can ppl respect you if you cant respect yourself?

OP is a gypsy.

>he thinks that balding at 26 is early
>mfw balding since hit puberty and shaving head since 19

Get jacked.
Put on 20 kilos of muscle.

don't cry faggot, i am a 19 years old and balding, the best suicide method in your country is neck in the railway

>tfw balding soyboy at 23
>can only grow like 10% of a full beard

dangit

i'm 27 and have almost zero ability to grow a beard, you baldfags can get fucked i'm a literal freak, being bald is nothing at least you still retain your masculinity

wait till you're 30, you'll grow into it

Excellent. one less infidel