How do we stop lolis?

How do we stop lolis?

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By plugging their anuses and kitties up.

Crowbars are a good way.

the cannot move if you are hugging them

Insert dick.

Me in the lower-right being harassed by that slut.

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My loli keeps showing me her panties. What does this mean?

me on the bed with the megane

is that the most famous loli picture in the world?

Why would we stop lolis?

Lolis provide great value to society.

For example, Mashiro is an essential part of Japan's efforts to identify zombie outbreaks.

Pic Related - Mashiro hard at work.

With what?

Can anyone help proof read the script for this Flan doujin and see if there's any grammatical mistake or better phrasing?

Just give us a pastebin, senpai.

Take their sake away.

Those hips are impossible

She wants you to perform laundry on them.

That depends. What condition are the panties in?

Oh yeah, you're right. Here.
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The sooner it get proofread the sooner I can start typesetting it.

smaller lolis

Me on the bottom right.

why stop them.. leave them alone

We must stop liking dad rock.

Me left of the bottom right

Time kills all lolis

Fuck me.

You accept it

Organize a loli boxing circuit where the grand prize is a teddy bear.

No gloves allowed, fist wraps only.

Pinch their fatty cheeks.

the teeth loli

Me with the glasses

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Pinching Fugar is a bad idea.

Bury them

As always, me under the bed.

Me hugging the pillow on the right.

Why contain it?

How do I stop myself from lolis?

You cant. Just embrace it.

Me in the middle in purple

>antagonist of the story

Frail MC-chan will earn her title bout with HAIYA ARTHUR by episode 9.

ha ha ha lolis cannot get to me if I hide on the top shelf

You fool!
Lolis cannot be stopped.

By reminding them we can use the mentally handicapped.

By erecting a tower in the middle of a pond where lolis would expose them selves to anything ranging from Musket fire, Arrows and air head pats.

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>air head pats
You monster.

Here you go, user.
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Only change I wasn't sure about is the "So she's weak when she's dominated" to "So she's weak to foreplay" since what was happening wasn't really domination.

You can use the text compare website to see the changes.

>implying they can be stopped

War hardly affords civility and against a ravenous foe like lolis there can be no measure too extreme nor weapon too savage.

RELEASE THE HAND HOLDING KRAKEN, THE SQUID WITH THE ABILITY TO HOLD 8 HANDS AT THE SAME TIME.

Oh cool she has that album does she have any journey or beck

But I don't drink alcohol, and I can listen to whatever music I want by typing it into youtube.

user don't fall for her charms

shut up idiot it's free don't ruin it for the rest of us.

Give them gifts to leave us alone.

Thank you very much, you're the best. I'll start working right away.
But what if they decide to starve us out instead of attempting an assault, we won't have enough supply.

Will our Kraken be a match for the LoliKraken?

Me on the far left

build a wall made of pizza

We wait

Fuck, missed a few.
Line 252's "feel" should be "feels". Line 277's "make" should be "makes." and Line 344's "Lets" should be "Let's."

You're doing God's work, mate.

Gentlemen it's obvious we only have two choices.

One is nuke ourselves

Two is we have to sacrifice an user to the loli heathens. Maybe the rest will leave us alone.

I volunteer.

Nope shes a hard counter, were fucked.

I don't know Sup Forumsnon. I think I saw a fang when that loli was talking. This might be dangerous.

Why not just put a barrier of vegetables between you and them? Lolis hate veggies.
In case that doesn't work, try natto.

I am confident in my abilities to fend off the loli hoards. I volunteer.

me on the floor harassing you

pfffttt probably baby teeth is falling out. It's nothing hold my beer while i go get more free beer and rock CD's

When Napoleon marched in we burned our own cities to the ground and starved so he could not resupply, when Hitler marched in we burned our own cities and starved so he could gain no quarter, we shall all die before we let one user suffer so!

ok but we cant use cucumbers or egg plants

>Lolis hate veggies
No, loli haet pizza!
We must call on all the bakers in the land to construct a great wall around ourselves made of pizza and dispose of all the corm.

Clearly you should take her panties away until she can appreciate them.

How would a loli combat me, someone immune to dad rock and is only a social drinker who prefers tea.

Lolis have developed the ability to like some vegetables.

No! It's a trap!

YAMERO

By preying on your fatherly instincts.

SEND HELP

With a gang of shotas

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Shotas are bite size twinks. They would just be bait at this point and many would be feminized and used as auxiliaries by the lolis.

Well done the loli horde just swelled in size by a gang

>I was only 30 years old
>I loved lolis so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to the lolis every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Lolis are love" I say; "lolis are life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the lolis
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's a loli
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear "pomf"
>She grabs me with her powerful loli hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the loli
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for her
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please the loli
>She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>The loli looks him straight in the eyes and says "Desu!"
>The loli leaves through my window
>Lolis are love. lolis are life.

Thanks again.
Why not just make vegetable pizza. No one like those.

I'd like to see a loli try and breech my keep.
I have enough food,water and unfinished shows to last me for 10 years bring it lolis.

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Loli will tunnel below
They will bing 3D disgusitng pigs, they will slaugther them and light them on fire and your castle will crumble.

It's a well known fact that a trained oppai can single handedly wipe out entire armies of lolis.

You can't tunnel under rock. Not very well anyway.
Unsportsmanlike

You cannot battle a loli hand to hand.

You must battle them from afar with brussel sprout launchers and boobie-trapped teddy bears containing homework.

SEX
LOLIS

>Unsportsmanlike
You underestimate the loli's willingness to get their hands dirty.

By the power of love.

You don't know how the loli works. First, they spray you with an adorable neurotoxin that makes you like classic rock. Then, once you have started to feel the urge to listen to the Steve Miller Band, you will start drinking heavily in a desperate attempt to flush the poison from your system.

However, at this point you have fallen into the loli's clutches, and might be doomed.

This why it is always important to carry a box of crayons on your person that you can throw away from you, possibly distracting the loli from pursuing you for a sufficient amount of time so that you may escape.

>You can't tunnel under rock. Not very well anyway.

We told the lolis you have pounds of strawberry shortcake in the cellar of your NEETshack.

Megumin isn't a loli though. She's just flat chested.

>You can't tunnel through rock
You forget user, all dwarf women are lolis, they can tunnel through anything, their metallurgy far surpasses our own, the coveted shiny mythril they say can mine any stone.

Why does 3DCG always look so shitty?

Awful lighting.

3D is PD in all of its forms, even artificial ones.

>stopping a loli

Yea, like anyone can possibly counter this move.