Happy Birthday Asuka! 2

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag, Asuka!

Come in and wish happy birthday to one of the best anime girls ever

Oh good, someone went ahead and made a new thread.

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Anything for you user

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Hot as 2nd impact

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Post more happy Asuka

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Happy birthday, Asuka.

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Unhappy Birthday Asska!

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Delete this.

no

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At least use clips from the show!

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Was she squirming out of pain or ecstasy there?

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Nice Ass, really honor your name Asska.

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too lewd user

They gave her nipples for the movie. Don't know why they held back for the series. I'll say the same thing for the Rei clone tank.

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because you get much more leway on a movie than you do on a tv show, specially since early on it supposedly aired on an earlier time slot.

>say happy birthday to the worst girl in the series, and probably the worst one in the past 30 years
Ja, nicht danke.

>earlier time slot

I'd say 'say no more' but didn't that show where a father gets his daughter to pose nude for paintings air on a Sunday afternoon or something?

>30 years
Does that mean that there was a worse character in 1986?

I hope he appears this year.

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>I'd say 'say no more' but didn't that show where a father gets his daughter to pose nude for paintings air on a Sunday afternoon or something?
Don't know what show you mean, but context matters, was the nudity implied or was she actually seen nude? NGE had plenty of implied nudity too. But no actual nudity till EoE

How do Asukafags have such terminal shit-taste that they're the only group of people that like moot.

>But no actual nudity till EoE

I mean no nipples and stuff

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The series aired on Wednesday afternoons dude.

He's saying he was born in 86.

>You will never smooch your sparkly smug gf as the sun dips below the mountains around Tokyo-3

Provide a reason for continued existence laderinos

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Do teenage girls not have nipples on Wednesday afternoons?

Shut up, I ain't out of tomorrows yet.

Happy Birthday best girl!

i think they grow nipples when they turn 18

He's in this thread. I know it.

He could even beRIGHT BEHIND YOU

STFU

How does it feel to having your subconscious and base sexual instinct reprogrammed by Hobo Gendo? And is there a point when all the Touched get together and do something nasty, like in that Stephen King book?

Is that a bucket of KFC?

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I've always liked feisty girls and redheads, so he just gave me an outlet.

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FUCK ASUKA AND FUCK GERMANS

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>Fuck Asuka

Don't mind if I do

>then go here

Is this going in a masturbation direction?

actually
>then go here

no

Deleet this

Is it me or she looks kinda like Kurisu here?

What other german characters besides Asuka would you fuck?

Asuka is the only gal for me

Angry
Skank
Undesirable
Kraut
Asshole

Asuka you FUCKING FILTHY WHORE
You are less than dirt!
Stay away from MY SHINJI!

Trust me, Shinji doesn't want either of those bitches.

>implying we want to be anywhere near Shinji

Enjoy your beta male and doll while I make my German waifu cook me Bratwurst everyday in between baby-making sessions

oh no, not again

Thank you guys for the birthday wishes!

Anno is shitposting again.

You're welcome

I actually don't like art that depicts Shinji as intimidated by Kaworu. He's the only person that Shinji unconditionally accepts.

It's hard for anyone to argue that Shinji is not bisexual at this point.

There's only one bisexual Eva character I care about

I can get mad too.

Uh huh.

>Shinji is so desperate for love it's enough for a feminine alien to just tell him 'love you hurr' to make Shinji happy
>All the fans rush out claiming it's a healthy relationship nya^^
You understand that it just basically showed us how fucked up Shinji was at the moment? Kaworu might have said it just for fun
>m-muh Anno
Anno's trolling you, you fags

>Feet off the ground
Terrible form.

This

Mari isn't the one I care about ;^)