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Bully the knife ear

I want to eat some vegetables when I see this face.

Fantastic thread, awesome OP.

>tfw playing 5e and basically just made Marcille

She eating the children of merfolk! Who is next? She must be stopped!

What class and skills? She conjures so many different spells that I can hardly pin that down.

rape when?

Well for the purposes of the story I went Druid, which I guess is about as far from her actual spells as possible, but aesthetically, she's Marcille.

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There is a cooking quest in D&D?

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There's a quest for literally anything you can possibly come up with in DnD.

NO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG

yes... that is how it always begins.

Next thing you know, you are raising an army of undead children you just killed.

Why, that doesn't sound suspicious at all!

Find a large quantity of incredibly valuable rextremely rare, near-mythic metal.

Make a cooking knife out of it.

...Just dwarf things.

should i read this

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I WANT TO KISS MARCILLE ON THE LIPS AND TUG HER EARS

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Epic.

no, it's too cerebral.

It's kind of sad that Marcelle wasn't useful on the higher floors and at the same time she was almost totally useless further down too.

>Marcille was useless meme

>stunning spell saved them from the treasure bugs
>tricked the orcs into sharing their food with them
>small expolosion spell saved Laius from a ghost
>made water walking possible
>washed Senshis hair and made him appreciate magic a bit more
>fend off the bladefish with an explosion
>waterwalk spell was used against the kraken
>was a great friend to Farlyn
>protection spell saved everyones ass against the dragon
>healed wounds quite easily
>resurrected the imouto

Eyecandy boosts morale, she was never truly useless.

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Oh hey Marcille, hadn't seen you in Sup Forums for a while.

I need to sexually assault that elf.

wow r u from mensa

What is the fantasy version of the technobabble term?

I love that shit.

>approve of eating merfolk's eggs without knowledge
>nurse Laius
>discovered that mandrake are much more delicious after screaming
>stopped the madman from raising his fetishes plant disappointed

>OP elf
>put herself in lifethreatening situations because its the only way for an elf to get into heat

Greatest elf h-manga series.

Nothing comes up in image search for this fella

>Namari would kill Senshi if she saw the cooking knife
More like enjoy cooking together.

What shitty writing.
Everyone knows slimes only need to absorb sexual fluids from humanoids in order to survive.

You're bad at using the search tools then.

>orcs are pure
>elves are degenerates
What has happened to the world?

Memes happened. Someone had to invert popular tropes and everyobody thought it was the most amazing thing.

Make Orc Village Great Again

That's not a knife ear. That's a butter knife ear.

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Nice and fat.

if you search "elf" and "slime" it's on the front page of results.

Sure. It's pretty comfy or rather, it WAS...

It will sure back to comfy mode when the group starts to crawl again.

How is 5e?
I did a few sessions of 4e, a few campaigns of 3e, and knew my way around 2e

Are spells still just standard actions for some retarded reason?

I read it for the D&D narrator moments

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Well I had a more detailed post to reply to you with but Sup Forums insists that it's spam so I'll just say 5e is MUCH better than 4e. Casting spells is a standard action, but it was that way in 3.5. Proficiency is your catch all bonus to everything including skills and base attack. Overall it's more like 3.5 than 4e was, but still more streamlined.

all they need, is to deploy *that*