LOL, U.S. Rep. Joe Barton apologizes for graphic online photo

texastribune.org/2017/11/22/us-rep-joe-barton-deciding-how-respond-after-graphic-photo-circulates-/
>U.S. Rep. Joe Barton, R-Ennis, released a statement Wednesday apologizing for a graphic nude photo of him that circulated on social media earlier this week. He announced his re-election bid earlier this month.

So where is it?

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Post the photo so I can show my sister

lol, i don't have it. Why didn't I see it here of all places already.

This is what the idiot gets for posting his dick to sluts on twitter.

Yea mt friends dont believe me either.
Post it

K. KEEP ME POSTED.

on a related note, another rep sent a dick pic to a friend of mine about 5 years ago.

He was already ruined by another sex scandal, so it's moot to post it now.

I think this is the best that's out there. Fat fuckin retard

Holy shit, that's awful.

That's not even how you take a naked selfie when you're a chub.
>From: Joe B.
nigga is you serious??!! lol

my fav version

>That's not even how you take a naked selfie when you're a chub.

kek
and how do you do it properly? Examples plox

where is the motherfucking picture?

No shit, the article even says "widely spread on social media" Let's see that tiny peener.

Yo lemme get that obese turtle D!

this
explain
with examples

He looks Finnish. Is he part Finnish?

HOLY FUCKING YUM

slim pickings on the /hm/ board on that subject at the moment, but usually it's head down ass up.

damn, look at this gay ass thread I started on /pole/ of all places.

And so many thirsty faggots with fay daddy problems.

fatties should be gassed

Anyone got the uncensored pic?

Maybe a gif?

Try tweeting him and ask.

I don't know why, but I'd like to see his tallywhacker.

Even if he did nothing wrong, the guy needs to be fired for having the most disturbing selfie in the history of the Internet.

dicks are fascinating. You can get a good impression of a man by looking at his johnson. Too bad Americans are so uptight, like if someone sees it, it'll fall off or something.

I mean, we all went through penis inspection day at school, right? What's the big deal?

tfw it never ends

it's not even that bad, some people take a "sexy" selfie with a turd in the toilet.

Why is it always a leaf, a fucking leaf.

>deep and hard
eww.

nobody wants to see cut dicks

>“Anybody who looked at those pictures, you're perpetuating a sexual offense. You should cower with shame,”

I'm uncut, but so many people are cut I just am used to it.

Oh I'm cowering alright, but not out of shame.

SAUCE NAO!

lol, i hate this website.

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yeah, something like that.

I like my foreskin. To think my mother had to tell sever Jewish doctors "No" when they all wanted to circumcise me.

more barely sfw dongs? more dongs.

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DON'T MAKE CLAIMS YOU CAN'T SUPPORT WITH IMAGES!! THIS IS THE INTERNET! THIS IS NOT A GAME! SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Calm down and look at some of these dongs man.

I like it when I can see a guy's ridge. It calms me down.

The fappening 2.0? Is this guy now gonna go on Oprah and talk about how he felt like he was basically sexually abused?

U gay?

youtube.com/watch?v=F950Gr3oNL4

yeah. . . yeah.

>>/lgbt/

God fucking damn, wow. Jesus Christ, Alex Jones is as terrible as this guys leaked sex shit.

Also, how many jerk off vids does Jones watch?

Hey this is a /polgb/ thread, because congressman sex scandal.

this is a good one

Uncut is bestest.

yeah, when I'm naked, I still feel like I've got something "on" you know? It's comfy.

That and I don't have the mark of the jew.

I'd show pics of docking, but I don't want to get banned.

Docking is best

what the fuck is wrong with you?

This looks snug. Apparently it's a real product.
Just look at the dongs, man.

Why aren't you fascinated by your own maximum dong?

I am, but I like company.

I got a pretty big uncut dong, but putting my dong against another and looking at them, comparing, it's just satisfying.

more dongs

This one is hypnotic

check this one out.

unf.

well this thread turned gay, fast.

>Forced to apologize for some nasty bitch being spiteful

Journalism LOL