Why do Vampires need breasts? Its not like they drink milk right?

Why do Vampires need breasts? Its not like they drink milk right?

They're bloodbags.

They are funbags

Most vampires were human at one point.

Blending into human society.

Nice tits is a preferred trait, it makes seducing males and lesbos easier, thus more availability for bloodsucking and survival.

Science says tits are great.

But Vampires don't drink from other Vampires

Why do anons need a penis? It's not like they have sex with girls, right?

Vampires should be inhuman monstrosities, not these cuddly ass faggots.

It's that so?

rare acts of cannibalism don't count

Why do vampires need genitals when they don't reproduce like humans

good point

they shouldn't have genitals either

Why do you need a penis? Its not like youll reproduce right?

This.

You think their breasts should just fall off when they become vampires?

You mean like how a camel stores water in its hump?

>people think all vampires are turned and naturally born vampires don't exist

To pee from?

Penis is for masturbation, not sex retard

What a shame vampire men are only interested in blood-filled dicks!

You can cut off your penis and you still will be able to pee.

Perhaps blood is tastier when it comes from the breasts.

There is not a single Sup Forumsnon here who wouldn't marry or be with Chess.

Isn't the point of vampire's that they're powerful monsters who can easily blend into human society and hunt their pray subtlety?

Meant to quote

Vestigial

Is he actually gay? I mean if I were in his position I would be pounding Chess until she was checkers.

because vampires are originally humans before becoming what they are you dipshit

this tbqh

see

Well if "natural spawned" vampires existed then they wouldn't look like humans at all then would they?

i dislike how the corner teeth are used as the sharp teeth for vampires rather then the bigger ones next to them.

Vampires existed before humans so more like humans look like vampires.

Fuck off Timelord.

You are on the right track, OP. You just had to make one more step and make the conclusion. I'll post it in your stead then.

Vampires therefore must be flat.

>Vampires existed before humans
In Owari No Seraph?

I once had an idea of a flatchested vampire who stored excess blood in her boobs.

She also tended to overdo it on the bloodsucking so she would mostly have giant cow tits full of extra sloshing blood.

>I would be pounding Chess until she was checkers

8/10, kek'd softly

Vampires are opportunistic predators. In order to lure prey in, they need to appear attractive to that prey so as to make the prey more vulnerable and a hunt more successful. Ergo, breasts are often considered attractive, thus a vampire needs breasts.

Vampires completely overpower humans in all physical traits so I don't see why they would need to lure humans when humans are plenty and they can easily get them with force.

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