His waifu prefers to be on the bottom

>his waifu prefers to be on the bottom

>his waifu isn't aggressive

>his waifu can't wrap around completely around him

Your waifu is as sexual as a stack of tax forms. Try again.

Not mine, that's for sure. I love me some dom chicks.

Although switches are the best. Are there any switchy anime girls?

I prefer her to wrap me up in silk

>You will never be all comfy coiled up by snake girl while she cuddles with you
why live?

A sexy stack of forms

>His waifu doesn't wear the pants in the relationship

what's it like being a cuck?

You got it backwards, the guy who lets the wife control him in the relationship is the cuck. He usually takes his wife last time.

>His waifu doesn't prefer it in her bottom

*He usually takes his wife last name. Talk about being a spineless wimp.

That is my waifu you posted, and yes agressive women are truly the partician choice. Beta females need not apply.

>his waifu isn't an all powerful entity

G E N T L E

F E M D O M

Good taste my man

adding to this

the fantasy is that she starts out dominant and i fight for and win "control"

>his waifu can't change into every other waifu in existence.

>his waifu isn't human

>His waifu didn't even die on thecross for his sake.

>His waifu isn't a bully.

Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is cute! CUTE!

>His waifu isn't verbally abusive.

>he only has 1 waifu

user it's not a waifu if they're just any anime female that tickles you pickle. You gotta pick and choose a bit. I have a self-imposed limit of no more than 5 waifus, which allows me to have a reasonable and well-rounded harem.

Also
>His waifu isn't motherly.

One waifu ONLY you fucking pigs

If you don't like it you can go back to Utah

>Multiple waifus
>Multiple waifus from one show
Oh dear lord, it's worse than I thought.

Cmon, as long as you respect one show, one waifu, I think having a small harem is okay. Most of my waifus come from a show where their OPT has an harem anyway. I'm just being canon.

Also
>His waifu doesn't do lap pillows.

My waifu is very abusive.

You fucks think you're powerful because you have many waifus, but in reality having many waifus has only made you weaker.

I know what true strength is like because I only have a single waifu and I give one hundred percent of myself to her. You've spread yourself thin while I've concentrated my love into a single waifu

No matter if it's 5 or 70, your waifus are nothing more than cheap knockoffs, they can't compare to my waifu and the love we share. You're already doomed to lose this match, from the moment you stepped here.

>thinks waifu means "favorite character from her show"
the cancer of Sup Forums

You're not Mormon, do only one waifu dammit. You can still like other girls, but catagorize them under "Best Girls" rather than a waifu.

One waifu. Any more, you're out the door.

>using waifu to mean best girl
>using waifu to mean girls you fap to

>>>/facebook/
>>>/reddit/

also

>his waifu doesn't supply him with pastries and tea

Good taste.

Don't distort my words, waifu is clearly a few steps above a simple best girl.

Your 100% is my 20%, weakling. I have enough love to give for the whole harem. You just have shriveled up balls.

I'm not mormon, I'm muslim.

So you're implying that all of your "Waifus" are goats.
You sick bastard.
Shit taste, yo.

I'm not implying anything, I'm actually muslim. I would have to be one sick son of a bitch to be married to a few 14-15 year olds without being a muslim.

Also, nice taste. Good waifus should pack a punch.

Satsuki-sama is perfect in every way!

>cuddle
you mean crush and strangle you?

Yes she does.

>It's a cuck thread

Could your waifu beat you up in a fight?

>His waifu isn't gayer than a French horn

>His waifu isn't a hollow

No one here has mentioned cuckolding as a fetish.

> his waifus aren't from doujins

consider self immolation

>He doesn't live with his waifu

Can i get a sauce on the bottom foot one?

>Satsuki
>dominant

Nice headcannon.

>tulpas
Stupidest meme.

I don't deal in spooky.

Just delusional betas. The usual.

The /x/ is strong and I do not approve.

I've heard about it in detail from a handful of people over the years, I don't think it's a meme.

>A certain restraint and caution is judicious
The prat should have applied the same logic to letting self aware schizo creatures move into his brain.

It's a sickness.

This and Tulpamancy is for the clinically insane.

>Tulpamancy
>Mancy
>As in necromancy
Witch craft is heresy. Tulpa's are heresy.

If it's heresy you can kill, then have at it.
Deus Vult user

Deus vult to you to user. It shall be done!

>7 years +
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE

God speed brave soul

>his waifu is not an ojou-sama that do sports

Purge with me brother!

IN HIS NAME

>Implying Satsuki doesn’t secretly get off on being Ragyo’s slave bitch.

I-Is that a four-titted cowdom?

My waifu prefers to be top. But I ain't having none of that shit in my house.

i non ironically get hard at the thought of saving money when i do my own taxes thanks to my aggressive tax planning

I hate to be that guy but
>collage
>don't read vanilla
give me sauce on that top left one.

>his waifu can't shapeshift
>his waifu can't turn into an older looking version of herself w/ water

>his waifu isn't a bounty hunter in space

>vg waifu
>gaijin webcomic

>>>/reddit/

>tfw haven't bothered working on my tulpa for nearly a year
>tfw can still see her at times out of the corner of my eye
>she always looks extremely sickly, pale and drained of color
>Over the last few months her outline has turned vague and obscure.
>Last night I dreamt I was a kid and she was my childhood friend

I'm scared to go forward but I'm terrified to keep going back

>his snek doesn't have a tail pussy

What about a waifu that commands you to be on top to prove your loyalty?

>his snek is dead

Go fuck a 3d horse already and leave this place.
Miia is superior but still not cool.

DELETE

also not canon

>his waifu doesn't step on him

I don't quite know whether mai waifu prefers top or bottom. I mean at times she's very assertive, but when you wrestle her in, she becomes very submissive.

Glad to know I got some fellow anons other there with good taste in waifus too.

I just don't understand why people are so hung up about one party being dominant over the other. Why not have both fighting for dominance?

I discovered I had this fetish like 4 hours ago.
I regret nothing.

Go to /d/ and type in giant.

You're welcome.

Yes, user. You have done a great service to my penis. I salute you, good sir.

Don't you have better things to be doing at this hour, Mr. Trump?

Because some people just aren't meant to be patrician.

DELET THIS

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