Today's her birthday: say something nice about her

Today's her birthday: say something nice about her.

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I love you.

Nice tits and nice pits.

Worst Italian KanColle

The drunk jokes are pretty funny, I guess.

>worst italian

literally the most adorable one

She's not as think as you drunk she is.

She's no Libe.

She was never alive and therefore cannot die.

she is pretty and I would have sex with her

Best Italian KanColle

Let`s drink some good wine

Nice tiddies.

Sha would be a good mother, after I impregnate her.

Not even Akagi wants anything to do with Kaga anymore.

Zuikaku is scared of Will Smith.

Meanwhile all her sister can think about is Will Smith's BBC.

Kaga is the one thinking of bbc.

Yandere shigure doujin. It made me realize that I like poi more. I didn't think they'd go through with killing her.

Happy belated birthday Kaga-san,
Kaga is cute, Kaga is awesome!

Akagi is bullying Kaga-san again,
What do?

Scrap Kaga.

Nah, Kaga is pure and innocent

It's just a doujin user.
Shigure isn't that kind of a girl.

Your waifu first

>Has green eyes
>Killed her sister.

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I hope the second season is a boat slice of life and not some dark edgy stuff

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Kaga is pure and innocent for me only.

Yes, scrap yourself instead.

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Sara when?

I want Pola to have her way with me after I have passed out from drinking with her.

Your Kaga is a shitty Kagacopy of mine

>he thinks his fake copy of Kaga is better than my 100% authentic Kaga

My Kaga is the real UNRIVALLED Kaga, your Kaga is just traced shit.

My Kaga is Kagawaifu, your Kaga is Kagaslut
Just saying

Cutie-patootie!

>Implying she wouldn't just steal your wallet and car keys and go out on a Taco Bell run.

No, your inferior Kaga is a slut who only likes to suck Yamakaze's dick instead of yours.

My Kaga is completely pure and only has her eyes set on Saratoga.

Just saying.

Rude. Yamakaze is a cute girl.

>Kaga
>Blue eyes
Your fake Kaga a shit,
A SHIT!

What's next, Shigure is the prettiest girl as well?

Movie with the better boats beats KanColle

That's undeniable.

>he didn't completed E4H to unlock the secret blue eyes Kaga Kai Ni with the spare catapult

Pathetic. How could you love Kaga if you didn't beat evil Kaga fair and square?

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I want to lick her armpits.

Shigure is also the strongest DD.

Your fake Kaga is ugly and retarded just like you,
My Kaga is cute and awesome, Mou sugoi my Kaga-san!

Sorry, retarded casuals like you don't really own Kaga.

Your Kaga simply doesn't exist unlike mine.

I can settle this for you.
Both your Kaga's are retarded autistic sluts, like all the Kaga's
You're welcome.

I want to XXX with Fubuki.

Shigure is a dog in heat.

Kill yourself retarded autist, stop replying to my Kagapost

Sorry, I don't listen to filthy casuals who couldn't achieve anything in their life.

Besides Graf is the superior carrier.

Uh oh

Mou yabai your Kaga-san!

I can't work like this!

Yamakaze looks like she doesn't know what she's doing there.

What is it, my wife?

Could Yamakaze even use a computer?

She would just get cyber bullied.

What a retard

Yes, you are born that way, I know.

Can't fucking wait for her porn. I'll fap till my dick go sore.

Bad Kaga-san
No, you

Keep telling yourself, Yamakaze.

We can do this all day.

>Yamakaze
This guy is either insane or just retarded

But you're just as insane like her. No denying that.

>using the term KanColle to refer to the characters
Fuck off.

Says the retarded autistic faggot

Go on, keep on describing yourself.

Her antics amuse me.

Why does she always get naked?

You would too if you had a body like that.

She's drunk.

Ushio is precious and should be protected

Only shipgirl with mother.

>mother
Wouldn't big sister make more sense?

I just read that. Poi had it coming, though.

It's always the innocent one.
Always.

I told you guys a million times that Shigure is a fucking slut.

Shigure did nothing wrong.

Takao has that office lady look while being sexy as fuck too.

I don't even know where the yandere meme came from. Guess it's just her calm and quiet demeanor.
Then again, most memes on ships start with the fans and some doujin because most of the ships are written so shallow for the very reason to have fans force their own likes and fetishes on to make the company money. You're all basically corporate sheep doing what they want.

This thread needs more RJ.

The meme comes from and this image, which are poorly made art from her artist which make her look like a yandere.

>to have fans force their own likes and fetishes
Well, that's the whole point of a doujin, really.

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Not the doujin, the series in general. You have to admit every ship is designed and "written" in a way that they're so shallow that you can basically apply any trope to them and it'll fit.
Look at Kaga, you can have the loving housewife meme or the cold distant kuudere. Maybe yuri for those fans? It doesn't matter.

>most memes on ships start with the fans
Not only just ships but that's with other characters too.

Just like the thing going on with Iori being an anal idol for example. Came from doujins and fanartists, I swear.

Exactly.

Look at Sara, her damaged sprite has her knocked over because she's, well, damaged, and people start calling her an anal queen and making such art. Same with Prinz.
Shoukaku got a doujin from a infamous doujin artist and now she's "NTR Queen" and "Used Goods." Every meme is started in fan art and doujins and then regurgitated here endlessly until threads die. It's so boring and predictable.

Sara gets called anal queen because she has a huge ass
Shoukaku gets called NTR queen because doujins

Where are the translations?

I could understand Sara and Prinz being anal originating from their actual CG sprites but I will never understand why Shoukaku is chosen as a target for NTR doujins.

Hiten doujin. Being a platinum beauty doesn't help either. Her nice kind loving personality is a trope loved by artists to destroy in ntr

Because she stars in a couple NTR doujins and now she is lel le NTR queen. There is no real thought behind it.

Purin doesn't just get her anal from the CG. Even her butt was sticking out of the water.

This is my daughter, please don't bully her.

1. Hiten's art is gorgeous.
2. Storywriting is good enough.
3. The "ending".

But really, it's all about reason no. 1
I mean, just look at her.