/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE GENIUS OF AMERICA EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @Walter Reed Mil Hospital 11/22/17
youtu.be/3U2bUeZ0VfQ
>VP Pence motorcade 11/22/17
youtu.be/4_qLJqiuKuY
>IntSec Zinke Thanksgiving Message 11/22/17
youtu.be/nMagVSFoeDk
>AG Sessions Thanksgiving Message 11/22/17
youtu.be/6K3SDJy1W9k
>NATO Resolute Support Cmdr Gen nicholson Press on Afghan 11/21/17
youtu.be/hm72338gnwA
>WH Video: Pres Trump Pardons Natl Thanksgiving Turkey 11/21/17
youtu.be/imupUsDAK7A
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in West Palm Beach FL 11/21/17
youtu.be/BJPKRVE-ijM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart DC 11/21/17
youtu.be/PBAaMVlKPfE
>Pres Trump remarks before Marine 1 departure 11/21/17
youtu.be/zIdO55WhOM0
>Pres Trump pardons Drumstick w/Barron&Tiffany 11/21/17
youtu.be/o8vgxOPwdiU
>Ivanka &kids arrive @Turkey Pardon Ceremony 11/21/17
youtu.be/UV9Lt2c5jXc
>SoS T-Rex meets Peruvian FM 11/21/17
youtu.be/C0KhSZaq-HM
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 11/21/17
youtu.be/UGkis9LPlFI
>Introducing Wishbone & Drumstick, official TotUS 11/20/17
youtu.be/nrwmYx8ylm0
>Pres Trump meets w/Cabinet, declares noko terror state 11/20/17
youtu.be/FcV1NuN1e9w
>FLotUS Melania receives WH Christmas Tree 11/20/17
youtu.be/RMKZMGjnw84
>SoS T-Rex meets w/Colombia FM 11/20/17
youtu.be/rtziX-uDyl4
>SoS T-Rex meets w/Qatari FM 11/20/17
youtu.be/97lDsp46exo
>Qatari FM presser 11/20/17
youtu.be/dGe5nNsd8gQ

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MAGA!

second for dead soyboys

AWNG

Roy Moore is /ourguy/ and the kikes will never stop him.

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COMMIES ANSWER THE JQ.

NOT A DRILL.

youtube.com/watch?v=L45THpcEnmo

They're bring drugs

True, but there's a lot of unemployed people walking around as a dirt result of this guy's policies for 50 years

I'm pretty sure the problem is the fact Conyers used TAXPAYER MONEY to shut these allegations down.

Unless it's Moore, he on the other hand needs to step down

I said in previous thread that I haven't been here in months
Has that one autistic wolf girl been banned somehow?
Used to see it as every first post

Greg Gutfeld said that, despite President Trump's list of accomplishments, some in entertainment and the media still can't find a single deed they find worthy.

Gutfeld said Trump has improved Sino-American relations, driven ISIS out of its strongholds, strengthened the stock market and established an "adult" energy policy.

But, his detractors haven't given an inch.

MSNBC host and former Republican Florida Rep. Joe Scarborough announced the release of "A Very Drumpf Christmas."

Gutfeld said the album is a compilation of holiday songs with lyrics taking aim at Trump, with a reference to the way his name was spelled when his ancestors lived in Germany.

SNL player Alec Baldwin said people cannot "be mean enough" to the president.

"If Trump does good, it's pure dumb luck, but if he does bad, it's because he's evil," Gutfeld said of the two critics.

"The world has moved on without them," he said, noting several world leaders and many Americans with a positive view of the president.

"He is a national treasure. No wonder Joe and Alec can't quit him," Gutfeld riffed, playing a montage of humorous Trump moments. "Trump's better at [comedy] than they are."

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They're more common at certain times of the day

kek

Now and then a jannie drops hit hotpockets and deletes a couple

I thought you were joking for a second. I'm really looking forward to that album.

not complaining, I have a massive tolerance for autism, was just wondering
I bet /jp/ is still pissed for /ptg/ using their 2hu

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the blacks love these corrupt niggers and love voting them back in

Guys, is Sam dead?

How would you react if Mitt Romney runs for President in 2020?

As a Democrat?

Laughter that you can hear in space.

Haven't done a lot of research in the past few months. How is the god-emperor doing? Any new things he proposed?

Alcohol doesn't solve any of life's problems.

Then again, neither does milk

I would be listening out for the sound of Trump winning reelection

Just got a recipe off the internet for how to make a Jewish omelette.

Step one: borrow three eggs

>Milk
You mean horse semen?

Last three digits is my iq

It's really weird how alcohol has changed over the last 30 years. over here you go to the pub after you hard day at work have a pint or 2 and go home or on the weekend get one after playing football. now its really just 20-30 year olds killing them selves with liqueur

>aussie intellectual

Thanks for baking fren, right on my way back.

Thursday, 23 November.

Thanksgiving.

The day Americans feel warm and fuzzy celebrating a bunch of white born again god-botherers exterminating 99% of the indigenous population.................... Praise the Lord!

They're not banned

>exterminating a people who fought back and burned entire cities of ours

Erm, Thanksgiving is actually a Christian holiday celebrating a noble savage, sweetie.

>A Very Drumpf Christmas
Who honestly laughs at Drumpf jokes unironically

You got a problem with awoo?

That means you got a problem with me.

What's you're problem, buddy?

nu-male zombies

That's right, nigger.

I laugh at them in a double irony layered sense.

>unironically


People who use this word should be banned.

Then punched in the face.

why do (((we))) want to kill NN?
how will that help destroy faceberg and twatter?

This. If all your humour doesn't have at least two layers of irony then you are a mega brainley

>mfw Trump is now the least popular president of all time
>mfw the entire internet turns against Trump

If Google was really interested in net neutrality, google would be an ISP offering it; they're not, so in reality, they're happy to use up trillions of bits of bandwidth constantly while passing the costs on to other people while still discriminating on content politically; do you see the problem? They are not neutral, they are taking advantage of the neutrality of others to propagandize against our interests; and so they will be destroyed.

but they'll just use their warchests to pay the pittance it costs them for fast lane and go on as before
and everyone will want google/facebook/twitter so they will buy it or demand it comes in the default package

the majority of natives are now rednecks who eat thanksgiving dinner like the rest of the country or hippies who receive gibsmedats for being useless

i need myself a thesaurus, sorry

>>mfw the entire internet turns against Trump
Let them come, it wouldn't be fair otherwise

I don't think it will be as cut and dry as you think.

>i need myself a thesaurus, sorry


I don't even know what that means. How do you laugh at something ironically?

Like how I used a "relevant" title and an American painting??

i dont think anything, i just don't see these megacorps as being touchable at this point

They will be without being able to extend their tentacles everywhere for free.

I like it, good stuff m8

Give me a quick update, what's going on?

Nobody aside from a handful of left-wing extremists even care about "drumpf" anymore., they're just circle-jerking at this point. It's literally less popular than Jeb.

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lol

b-but /sg/ told me trump is a saudi puppet!

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What gave you the idea Momiji is autistic?

Back and ready for whenever/if ever you had to go m8.

>allegations
>papertrail proof he paid 100+ women taxpayer money

>Americans who commit torture abroad can be jailed

pretending to laugh at something you don't actually find humorous in order to make fun of the absurdity of it or just for the hell of it
simply weird behavior that some humans have

I just came

Better cancel your trip to Thailand

Reminder that Congress has settled 250 harassment cases with 15 million+ tax payer money.

Root 'em out.

For me, I would say that is mocking laughter. You are laughing at them, not with them.

whats with this shitty spacing? phone or some shit ?

percentage that were Jews?

Can't wait to see the names. Trump needs to demand the names.

who fuckin cares? thats what i do, so its more readable.

it's just a habit from work. so the email doesnt start slammed to the top

Did all of you go to the store to buy eggs?

Someone should make a list of politicians against whom allegations have been made, designate their party and religion.

Feels like they're mostly democrats.

36 eggs, yes sir. And beer.

>this is the reason we will never experience true written art again because of niggers on computers

Forgot pic

if i were bill and hillary i would be deeply concerned

Then who the fuck is this??

or fake accusations against reps

Me on a phone miles away from where I am right now since that area wasn't rangebanned like my current area is.

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Not true. I'm practising Spencerian handwriting.

>AMericans who commit torture abroad can be jailed for up to 20 years
What a load of shit

thats good i suppose

Interesting.

what did leftypol mean by this?

>american mercs
>torturing saudi elites
huh?
do the (((globalists))) want them gone and be replaced with chinks instead?

anyways fuck them and their bankster minions

I'm starting to think trump is making his own play if so this is great news

soyboys can't into organic memes :-\

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why did we had to ruin internet bros...not like this...

I really wish these coons would just shut their traps for once

kek

been away from Sup Forums for a bit, is this soy meme catching on around here?

I'm guessing our chances of early morning tweets are very low.

>Imani
I doubt she celebrates Christian holidays

>implying