Your waifu founds out that she's pregnant with your baby. What's her reaction?

Your waifu founds out that she's pregnant with your baby. What's her reaction?

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I move to Mexico so that the wall keeps her out

What else is there, except to take responsibility?

What is it with all these role-playing threads?

Calls me a stupid idiot and then dies.

whub da fub

Come on, user, what's wrong with roleplaying? Have some fun with me.

inb4 mostly
>w-when did... how did you... you bastard!

Wait, how many dimensions will the baby have then?

2.5 like paper mario or maybe 5 who knows

Can a pregnant woman get pregnant during pregnancy? Cause if not then that's nine months of raw dick.

>Can a pregnant woman get pregnant during pregnancy?
No.

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Are you retarded

>mfw this happens but we've never had sex

No but your baby can get pregnant and that's dangerous

But I'm infertile.

Unfortunately, you posted it

I googled it and there is a word for it, but I skimmed so I was just making sure it was plausible for people... asking Sup Forums most llikley means that I am retarded.

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What if, through a deus ex machina, your wife got pregnant with the sperm from your alternate universe version of yourself with working sperm?

would the pregnancy of the pregnancy be able to also get pregnant?

Does that mean she had sex with a different me? I don't like that.

This.
>mfw my waifu sleeps around

>asking Sup Forums most llikley means that I am retarded
>asking Sup Forums
You sure are retarded.

cuc.ked by myself?

Yeah you're retarded mate

Yes, that's why it is dangerous. If it goes on too long you eventually get too many pregnancies in one place and it collapses in to a black hole.

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Babyception?

She would commit ritual Sudoku for bearing the offspring of an orc.

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How did you get this picture of me?

She would abort it just to make me feel sad.

In Japan, both parents have to agree to an abortion. Just don't agree to it.

I'm kind of conflicted about that fact to be honest.

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Abortion.

I don't know if I should be happy or scared

So's God and yet Jesus was born.

>ha ha ha hey user, guess who's going to be a daddy.
A crazy woman with anger issues during pregnancy, the time women are most crazy.

>mai waifu is pic related
>literally bipolar psycho
Cannot afford to be tied to a bipolar girl for life

My wife Mugi would make an amazing mother!

Terrified angry and I probably wouldn't be alive much longer

I can't believe (you)__ are pregnant! I love (you)__!

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NTR finds a way.

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He gets possessed by a daemon who fucks his waifu and he doesn't remember a thing. Now he has to take care of the baby.

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I thought that nose was a mouth in the thumbnail

You fucking shouldn't be.

Why?

If you and you're waifu are incapable of making a child due to physical, mental or metaphysical limitations; please visit the Daughteru Orphanage. Nurturing a life can bring great joy to your family and the world.

B-but we're both girls!
I would rather get myself pregnant with her baby.

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Probably pic related.

I, however, would panic for a few days before accepting responsibility.

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>tomoko as a mother
i fear for you

>for life
you won't be

just for yours

Why? She would be a wonderful mother.

Tomoko doesn't even know how to take care of herself, let alone a child.

I'll take care of EVERYTHING.

At the end of it all, none of us know how to take care of ourselves.

Are you retarded mate

become an hero

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She's love it

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Well...
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>Can a pregnant woman get pregnant during pregnancy?
>No.
>Are you retarded

I think you all need to research the term "superfetation".

>In before "That's a 3DPD phenomenon, dumbass."

Good thing I live in a normal, modern country, and not a fucked up place like Westeros

>How could i have betrayed OneeSama!?

>1 year later
Lets make another child.

It can happen but it is so incredibly rare that you might as well just fucking ignore it.

>b-but check out this phenomenon that has occured like, 5 times

Oddly wife in RL like this... starting making lists of things to do 72 things to DO!! only eight months left!

Then she got angry...

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She's only 11!

Dude... Why...

There are so many better women...

Just... Donut bitch would at least keep it smiling.

I've actually had a vasectomy.

I dont want responsibility though

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>implying Junko wouldn't be a great mom

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Probably happy, considering it's almost guaranteed she's infertile if we take everything into consideration. So if it was magicked into working I'm fairly sure she'd be happy even if she hated me.

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You would probably come home one day and find Junko getting gangbanged because she wanted to bring you despair

She probably would be happy to have a baby.

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Beat the OP up for making shitty circlejerk thread

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the only correct response.

Virtually no is no.

Uwaaaa

How does

A robot

Get pregnant