How do I get out of this cunthole of a country and where the fuck do I go?

How do I get out of this cunthole of a country and where the fuck do I go?

You can't, you're in hell. No one leaves hell.

You can't leave you utter cunt.
If you leave then we aren't full anymore(full-1=not full) and then some boat person will fucking come and take your spot.

underrated and spbp

>where the fuck do I go?
Tassy, where you actually have winter weather. Other than that, I'd go to a European country with nice rural areas which isn't permanently frozen over, like anywhere further north than England.

Switzerland would be a pretty nice place to live tbqh

>where the fuck do I go?
Tassy, where you actually have winter weather. Other than that, I'd go to a European country with nice rural areas which isn't permanently frozen over, like anywhere further north than England.

Switzerland would be a pretty nice place to live tbqh.

Come visit here in northern Sweden. We have the same temperature, except it’s the opposite, 50-

Wanna switch places?

you can go to NZ

Harden up faggot

IT'S SO FUCKING TRUE THIS JOINT IS HOT AS FUCK I'VE SEEN THE THERMOSTAT GO TO 47C (116f)

Go to NZ and kill some possums!
It's fucking great!
BYO brick.

You can leave when it freezes over.

fuck it, who cares
I could live on the fucking south pole and all that would change about my life is a big fur coat

Ive been to tassy its nice but still "Australia". I cant stand all the dumb cunts, all the multiculti bullshit, the sjw infestation, the leftist media, the politicians, shit job market, insane house prices, and of course the hot summers.

There is no where else! Everywhere is the same!

you are the problem this place is a 'cunthole'. This place is infested with cretins such as yourself.

Go to bunnings, get yourself a sausage sandwich, buy some rope and fuck off 4ever

it's going to change soon, just wait for the final economical collapse, it's gonna start with Europe.

I'm headed there in January for a year to travel and fuck Aussie girls. I'm white so it's all good friendo

>where can I go?
Well, you can go fuck yourself

I'll never understand why Canada is full of Australians and Australia is full of Canadians

You'll hate it here in the summer, it gets too hot for even going outdoors during mid summer, North eastern Australia typically gets floods and cyclones while the rest of Australia gets bushfires

You’re a total bitch. I’ve worked through the summer in the Pilbara for years and I know blokes that have done it their whole lives.
Harden the fuck up ya pansy.

they're part of a communal proxy pool from /r/asian masculinity

You'll probably fuck no Aussie girls because you backpackers just stick to groups you meet along the way, you will most likely fuck a European girl that you meet at some backpacker resort.

There are 2 types of real Aussie girls you'll most likely meet while travelling Australia
>Bogan and trashy alcoholic loudmouth
or
>Chav slut roastie whore
Both of them will shock and freak you out and you probably will find that you don't really want to fuck them. Because Australia is chad/alpha male utopia you wouldn't even have a chance with one of our roasties unless you paid them good money to even touch your tiny Canadian cock
You might have a shot with one of our bogan women but you have to be fun, loud and sociable but knowing you foreign backpackers you will just sit somewhere in a corner with a fake smile on your face pretending you are having a good time while trying to hide the fact you think our culture is weird

Are you even Australian?

This.

>tfw no trap aussie refugee to come live with you

Comfy 18c in SW Germany and Switzerland. Temp ranges from -10 to 35C over the year.
Try moving to Switzerland tho, shithole Germany doesn't want you unless your skin is at least of light turd color.

Fuck off we're full.

meh perfect weather is between 15 and 20. Don't think anybody likes over 25.

42 degrees? That's cold where I come from. Just dress in layers.

I'd die in that. I so much prefer winter, a real European one.

Go to an airport and chose a destination, we don't need soft cocks that can't handle a hot day or two. The median temperatures of our city's makes them some of the best places in the world to live, so when you leave make sure you stay out cunt.

shit map, I live in a red zone and hit 48s in summer every year

>tfw currently stationed in the NT
>tfw do daily routines deepinnawoods with full gear on upwards of 40-50kg in 40 degree heat with almost maximum humidity
Literally hell.

Maybe your ancestors shouldn't have been thieving murdering bastards.

>Don't think anybody likes over 25.
Spics and niggers freeze below 25C. They'll turn on fucking heat if it gets much colder than that.

I like it high 20s to low 30s

And that's another point for winter.

Wanna trade?
If Australias hell then Irelands the void or Hellheim. Eternally bleak and miserable. No jobs, ugly women, expensive/low quality drugs and depressing weather. Woke up yesterday, had 6 stale fish fingers and went back to sleep.

come home cuntman

Explain you preferences in a relocation site, as well as how easily you can relocate job wise; here in the American South we've probably got exactly what you're looking for.

all the good irish came here

25C sunny is the best

swim you whiney cunt

Our ancestors came here by fucking force, the whites had no choice but to live in this heated land. Sure we have pockets of cold areas, they still burn to the ground every year.

I don't think pitching a tent as a white man is smart in Australia.

Look at the fucking skin cancer rates. We just accept it as a meme but this country is killing our people. We were built for Europe and we got Africa.

Back when I lived in Darwin I remember it got up to 51°c
I think it was 2006

For some reason all the most obnoxious Irish-Australians name their daughters Siobhan and they almost always grow up to be annoying cunts, are girls named Siobhan usually cunts in your country too? A leaf tells me Irish-Canadian girls named Siobhan tend to be cunts too

>sausage sandwich

being born on convict island...
could be worse OP
I wouldn't mind it given the absolute state of this shit stain of a cunt reeee.
seriously tho fuck off, we're full

This.

Backpackers are cucks and 80% of the time you stick with other backpackers, theres a higher chance he will fuck another canadian really, the jews of travel basically.

fuck off they are full

>tfw I did farm work outside in 49 degree heat last summer and didn't even give a fuck

Christ, can we go one day without some soft faggot whinging and saying he wants to leave. Fucking faggots.

-3 oc here. Die hotfags.

I guess China spilled over

You can teach English in Japan.
No knowledge of Japanese language is required for the role. You essentially assist in marking student work and being a test subject for high school english classes.

I used to fuck the hottest aussie born irish called Siobhan. I think she became an escort.

>meh

So I should move to taz?

>literally wanting to leave one the most based countries to ever live

Why? If I had to be reborn any nationality, definitely Australian.

I grew up in rural America and I always felt Australian at heart from looking at the photos and reading about it

This.
I've got permanent damage to one of my eyes (light green) because of this cunting sun and can't go outside on most sunny days without shutting it completely

Lmfao holy shit

Just because australia is so fucking bright?

>white
lol white people aren't allowed to immigrate anywhere silly

You got niggers, we got the sun.

Yup. Fucking sucks, man

That must be summer when cars become visible again.

Fuck me , is this common ?

I could never imagine living in a climate like that , i would roast and would miss the Northern climate and the Trees

how the fuck do you stay stuck to the bottom of the earth?

been to 122 f or hotter here in phoenix
but unlike you guys in australia, i drove a couple hours and arrived at very comfy flagstaff.
still, I think I'll move somewhere cooler.

poland or russia?

cmon dude, you were lucky to be born in a nice country and you're complaining

I lived in the cuntry all my life, moved to sydney now everywhere i look theres niggers and asians. I suppose other big cities are similar. We arent any different, the jews got to us too

Approximately, two in three Australians will be diagnosed with skin cancer by the time they are 70, with more than 750,000 people treated for one or more non-melanoma skin cancers in Australia each year. Non-melanoma skin cancer is more common in men, with almost double the incidence compared to women.

..

~boomers

Fug i had no idea , but it makes sense thinking about it

>being white

I genuinely think my attracton for dark skinned imported european/wogs/arbas is an evolutionary desire to have children who are less likely to fucking die in Australian sun.

Or it's just that I like dark skinned bitches, I dunno.

But it's a really serious problem but we all just kind of accept it like it's a meme that we can't do anything about. But really we should be moving back to Europe where we evolved.

If you’d rather live in my hell?

You won’t fuck anyone bar yourself, faggot.

And don’t bother coming cunt, we don’t want Diet Americans here.

In summation - FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL!

Move to Argentina, record yourself speaking spanish.

come to germany and expierence best weather world wide


Summer: comfy temperatures round about 15-20 °C, always cloudy, mostly rainy and humid, your bones will feel it and give you a nice daylie chill, Sometimes peakig up to 30 °C
Fall: comfy temperature round about 5-15 °C, always rainy, always cloudy, the whole day is mostly dark, never ending desire just to go to bed or kill my self
Winter: -5 - 10 °C. Snow is really rare and a bit colder than Fall, everything else the same
Spring: See Fall, a bit warmer time to time

tl;dr: our weather is fucking shit and makes me sick

Praise the sun and dryness

>But it's a really serious problem but we all just kind of accept it like it's a meme that we can't do anything about. But really we should be moving back to Europe where we evolved.

No some of you soy boys need to die, this is gods determination, not mine. Australia is a harsh place, uncompromising. You can't live your youth under fluorescent lights eating chicken tendies and drinking soy milk and expect to survive as an adult here. You need to embrace the sunlight and accept gods judgement upon you as he would judge any other fauna on this continent.

>But it's a really serious problem but we all just kind of accept it like it's a meme that we can't do anything about. But really we should be moving back to Europe where we evolved.

Does make me wonder if one day that will happen . Suppose people moving back would be alot of work and money and perhaps thats what stops people , most bongs who went to Aus returned especially the one who went after the war .

Had it a few times the last couple of summers where it hit 46-48 degrees, and had it one day where it was almost bang on 50, and that’s here in Sydney. Was an absolute cunt of a day that day, but thank fuck I live only 2 mins drive from the beach.

Either you’re a Firey, or just a cunt LARPing as an Operator. Regs don’t carry that much shit.

Also, checked.

Nah I don't think it would. People are too comfortable here and the skincancer meme is ignored until summer then its like

PUT ON A HAT AND SUNSCREEN FOR FUCKS SAKE

And people still get skincancer in the hundreds of thousands. It's just white skin isn't built for fucking scorched earth. Evolution is actually smart and didn't bother making us protected from Australian sun when we evolved for tens of thousands of years in Europe.

I've just bought a place in Sydney but if I can land a job in Europe and I like it there it seems sensible. Don't really care to leave friends here, they can get stuffed.

Go live off the grid and be sure to pack the bug spray. I would trade places with you if I could. A new change of scenery is exactly what I need to motivate me.

don't be a pussy lmao I live in arizona where it's 110 every day in the summer

australians are such pussies lmao

your fault for not wearing sunglasses retard

Where do you think the song “my futures so bright, I’ve gotta wear shades” was written about, Burger?

Embrace the la nina m8

They use Celsius, wiener.

Nigger, that sounds wonderful, are you out of your god damn mind? Let's look at Romania:

Summer: temperature ranging from 35-45 °C, no clouds at all, no rain at all (if there's rain, it usually comes in the form of summer storms that devastate everything in less than 5 minutes); if you live in the city, you literally can't breathe if you go outside in the afternoon.
Fall: we have no autumn anymore, the weather just shifts from summer time to winter time, with massive temperature drops from one week to another (more than 20-25 degrees);
Winter: temperature ranges from -10 to -40 degrees, snow usually goes to 2 meters + in most of the country; if you live in Bucharest, you literally have "leg day" every day during the winter, as you have to move through meters high snow and whatnot, whatever you're doing.
Spring: we have no spring anymore; the weather sort of shifts from winter time to summer time and the temperature increase is massive in a very short span of time (you literally wear winter clothes today, next week you're in shorts and t-shirt).

tl;dr our weather takes us from the lowest extremes (-40) to the highest extremes (+45). In the span of my lifetime, we have lost our Spring and Autumn time and nowadays we kinda have only two seasons imo.

Some of your women are hot as fuck. Feel free to send them here to Sydney.

Come to Ireland. It never gets too cold or too hot here. It's 4 degrees here today and light rain.

i thought you were full, abbo-man.

i think u mean go back to nz bro