>Take a qt 3.14 short-haired tomboy and turn her into a blonde, big-titted slut
Sasuga Japan, sasuga Nasu
>pic related
>Take a qt 3.14 short-haired tomboy and turn her into a blonde, big-titted slut
Sasuga Japan, sasuga Nasu
>pic related
Problem?
Can you honestly say you wouldn't have been interested in a tomboy Jeanne?
Only if we were talking about a big tittied, blonde tomboy Jeanne. Preferably drunk.
only if she had wide hips and huge titties
1.No one has any fucking idea of what this bitch looked or acted like.
2.She's a glorified cheerleader. She's litterally the crusades equivalent of
There's quite a few primary sources that describe Joan and her personality.
The Drifters one then
Nerd taste, you just missed "red-head".
There are quite a few sources that describe Zeus and the Greek pantheon.
Your point?
And you assume they are untrue?
If they are not untrue then may Zeus strike me down now!
Hey buddy. I think you got the wrong board. /r9k/ is two tab up there.
I believe that each legend belongs to its own time, and is made real in the beliefs of its own time. While there is documentary proof of Joan's existence, we can argue about the veracity of Joan's visions until Judgement. I for one, choose to believe in them and in her. Long live the Maid of Orleans.
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Joan was canonically flat chested
But she did have large tits.
>He testified that he often saw her naked legs and breasts and that “....she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely....” D’Alençon said “....I slept with Joan and the soldiers ‘on the straw,’ and sometimes I saw Joan get ready for the night, and sometimes I looked at her breasts, which were beautiful.” Yet—all of Joan’s men—Jean de Metz, Bertrand de Poulengy, d’Alençon, d’Aulon, Thibault, the men who slept on the ground beside her and saw her in her lovely nakedness, were adamant that they never felt carnal lust for her. Thibault elaborated that while they sometimes felt a carnal urge for Joan, they “never dared give way to it....” They saw a saintly goodness in her and it was shame that prevented them from making advances on her. They felt an exalted pure love for her that they could not bear to sully with carnal words much less deeds.
>glorified cheerleader.
That is not how military campaign work you retard. Do you fucking think that saying "Ganbatte, minna-san! Jesus-sama is with us
>De Metz testified that though he slept on the ground right next to Joan he “was in such awe of her that I would not have dared go near her; and I tell you on my oath that I never had any desire or carnal feelings for her.” Yet, only a little bit later in his testimony, he proclaimed “....I was on fire with what she said, and with a love for her which was, as I believe, a divine love.” Jean Barbin testified that “The soldiers considered her a saint.” It is no great stretch to suggest that: When young men encounter a beautiful woman who has won their respect to an extraordinary degree, their usual sexual lust may become sublimated into a devotion and loyalty that is passionate but chaste. Joan had the power to make thousands of armed men love her, not as an object of romantic desire but as the living focus of their hunger to serve a higher cause. Whenever Joan rose in her stirrups to shout “Let all who love me—follow me!” over all the din, she was exploiting a special relationship between leader and led that is unique in all history. Ultimately, it was this astonishing ability of Joan’s to make an army of soldiers chastely love her—to the point that they would willingly face death in battle for her—that empowered her to bodily shove history into a new path.
>says she had a great body
Great tits doesn't always equal large tits.
Sounds really fucking gay.
>french
>anything but sluts
how do you think she became the saint of france and earned the nickname whore of orleans?
Bitch please. She was examined multiple times by the church, and each time, her virginity was found intact.
>two Gilleses meet in a bar and get into a heated argument over what kind of look an Evil Jeannu would be sporting
t. butthurt britbongs
Both of them were psychotic Jesusfreaks as was most of France at the time
>implying she didnt fug the pope and the cardinals to make sure they say she's a virgin like the whore she is
your schizophrenic soldier waifu is shit and is a heretic
Battle of crecy and agincourt were the best days in my life
Dude, that's all kinds of fucking bullshit.
Joan of arc was a PR scam.
Grow the fuck up.
And?
Trips of fucking wrecking illiterate manchildren.
Why jeanne is blonde again
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Fuck I forgot to quote:
>she was exploiting a special relationship between leader and led that is unique in all history. Ultimately, it was this astonishing ability of Joan’s to make an army of soldiers chastely love her—to the point that they would willingly face death in battle for her—that empowered her to bodily shove history into a new path.
filthy saracen and germanic blood
She asked the inquisitor to take her before the pope. He refused. Checkmate, faggot.
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>crusades
It was the Hundred Year's war you retarded faggot. She wasn't related to the crusades in any way
>French peasant girl in the 15th century
102% chance she was ugly
okay nigel
Pretty much.
Pic related does have a point in what 'beautiful' used to mean. She having narrow hips also suggests she couldn't have huge tits.
>small, firm, hemispherical, high-mounted breasts
>that physical description
>lean, fit with small firm breasts, long legs
she's totally my type
Good. Tomboy is like the shitties archetype right after megane.
>firm, hemispherical, high-mounted breasts
So fake?
Commies OUT
Fucking hate those two as well, especially megane. Should be exterminated.
t. anglo scum
What's happening with all the Jeanne d'Arc threads lately ?
>Ganbatte, minna-san! Jesus-sama is with us
She was French, so of course she looked like a drag artist in reality. Thankfully Japan has better taste.
so much english butthurt
anglos just cant lose gracefully
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Who doesn't want this treatment to themselves if given the chance?
>real life Jeanne D
glorified cheerleader
>fate Jeanne
commits sudoku to save humanity
Gutenberg would have been about 32 when Jeanne died.
t. pagan sodomite commie
So about 10 years before the printing press was even built?