Thanksgiving preperation

>''oh look who came out of his cave''

>Auntie says you are very politically active user. Please tell us your political beliefs!

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>t-their not very mainstream

>Im a...libertarian

This is my first thanksgiving away from my family of origin and it feels fantastic.

let me tell you about the jews

Bet you can't wait to celebrate thanksgiving, the Puritan replacement for Christmas because they'd banned Christmas for being a papist celebration.

How the fuck should the aunt know he's into politics?

Get the fuck out of my house you leeches.

I’m an open national socialist, that’s not normal is it..

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let me tell you of the days of high adventure...

the uncles job is to molest the rest of the family
but the aunt has the haunting unspoken task
of hacking his email

How do people smile with their mouth open?

Am I the only one that never smiles?

Maybe it's my crippling depression? Am I just socially incompetent?

Y’all are aware that biter killed 6 millions Jews right?

Let me tell you the real story...

i believe in a system where bros before hoes

Let me tell you about the chinks.

Let me tell you about the jews..

We just gonna sit here an drink water all fucking day!!????

Socialism is pathetic, grow up and get a fucking job

We smile when we are nervous or scared. It’s a sign of discomfort and anxiety. We try to comfort ourselves and the others around us by smiling.

you want to shut up about politics for one day you dumb bitch?

LET ME TELL Y'ALL ABOUT THOSE CAMELSHITS...

Wish that girl could piss on me.

Ypu are just austist, not your fault though

My friend invited me to a Jewish Thanksgiving. What should I say to his family?

>See this? It means "Not Welcome".

why isn't there any bacon in the stuffing?

>implying my family wants to talk work at the table

>Im sorry mister Goldstein but i have to take my wife to Tyrones place on thanksgiving

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that why I'm not allowed eggnog anymore

Let me tell y'all something else about those camenshits..

Ew a ginger male. It should be eating at its own table.

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I'm watching the Macy's parade and haven't seen a single float that has anything to do with Thanksgiving. WTF?

My grandfather thinks black people "should be underground" and my grandmother thinks the Irish all belong in jail. My cousin's facebook page is full of Hitler pics. My sister won't eat most fruits or vegetables because she's convinced "Mexicans pee on them." I'm moderate compared to the rest of the family.

And Let me tell you all something about their prophet...

Actually the Mexicans shit on them too.fact.

HOt

>pole
>Soon I will have chrismas family gathering
>I will shit on rapefugges and non-whites through it
>mfw everyone will agree with me

I used to do that to their daughters till they didn't show up for the next gangrape. I geussed their brother stoned them or something.. Well it's their loss.

>So no girlfriend this year, huh?

This always brings us together. There's always an interesting conversation about how sub-human the chinks are being.

>pulls chair across
>*sounds like nails on a chalkboard as it squeeks across the floor*
>sit down
>take a big gulp of water
>clears throat
>Let me tell you about the Jews and their lies.

>tfw your thanksgiving is on a beach and your cousin doesn't bring a nigger.

I'd tell them exactly what I think and they'd be mostly in agreement. I really feel bad for people who come from brainwashed families or are just simply incapable of expressing their thoughts without making others around them feel like shit.

LET
ME
GUESS :

she's a jew.

I will add this though:

If you do come from a very liberal family that is filled with white guilt, then you should find some disgusting bum and bring him to the gathering. Don't mention it before hand, just bring him. Say you think it's only fair considering it's Thanksgiving and they should be sharing with the poor.

You could tell them you're a counter-semite but I think this would be a great opportunity to meet some holocaust survivors.

Being Polish feels nice and comfy.
I like it.

>drink a few beers
>starts rambling about the great replacement
>burn the coal pay the toll
>gas the kikes
>racewar NOW
>i need to make white babies with you, yes, you my brothers girlfriend

True story.

>How do people smile with their mouth open?
this, i don't get it. feels so weird and forced if I try

Just remember, no woman is worth driving a wedge between you and your brother.

It's not the first time I've not spent Thanksgiving around family but it's the first time I'm actively choosing not to because they're kinda shitty people and I don't feel like making the drive just because of a misplaced sense of obligation.

Instead I'm going to try to think of things that I actually do feel thankful for, despite how absolutely, irredeemably fucked everything is.

>Hitler was right about you and the ones who died deserved it for not getting out when the getting was good.
True story: back when I was completely bluepilled, I had a Jewess tell me that the Jews deserved what they got in Germany.

Only took me more than a decade to understand what she was saying. Oh well, better late than never.

His brother shouldn't be a fornicating degenerate.

Welp, never eating vegetables again I guess.

Good luck user! I'm sure you'll find something.

Literally bros before hoes. No real man puts a woman over his own brethren.
Literally also this.

I'd fill that Auntie's turkey with my gravey if you know what I mean.

Thank you, user. Hope you have a great day.

Try cutting back on communism and see if your life doesn't improve. What's there to lose?

i thought i was alone. closed mouth smile seems normal, but i’ve been shamed by family for not trying to make some obnoxious grin

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>meme holidays with the family

I miss when I was young and we had like 25 ppl over for thanksgiving

Now everyones dead or moved away we can only manage 8.

>communism.
>implying I'm not just picking some random shitty flag at the moment

Yeah man same here. I always get told to "smile! come on, smile do it!"

>thanksgiving in November

Probably like shalom or something, how the fuck would we know

He became an e-celeb last week

SIEG
HEIL
I then exit with a Roman salute.

>mum what is thanksgiving and who are these people

If you don't know how to behave, just mimick them. If they smile, you smile. If they are serious you are serious. You will be surprised at how effectively this work with normies. They almost fall in love with the reflection of their own behavior.

My whole family except one sister leans right. Everyone just tells her to STFU when she talks stupid shit