Try to compliment the country above you. I'll start with Germany.
The best at making three things
>cars
>sausages
>porn
Try to compliment the country above you. I'll start with Germany.
The best at making three things
>cars
>sausages
>porn
Nice thread OP
10/10
Documentaries exposing zionism
CBS 60 Minutes Exposing Israeli Apartheid
youtube.com
Israeli settlements, explained
youtube.com
The Zionist Story. (Full Documentary)
youtube.com
Israel Lobby
youtube.com
The Israel Lobby's Impact on America
youtube.com
Documentary on Israel / Palestine - Occupation
youtube.com
The Pain Doesn't Go Away - Rachel Corrie's Parents on RAI (1/3)
youtube.com
German cars and porn is not only not the best, it isn't even good. Even English cars are better than German. Can't say the same for English porn but only because I don't like hairy chicks.
> UK
> Interesting history and culture
> Spawned us and some of the other greatest countries in the world
> Most outsized scientific production relative to its population in world history
Also
> Germany
> Best porn
Stop being a degenerate
German is silently taking over the software industry as well. Attention to detail and putting quality over being first to market matters.
>is the best country on earth
>is a decent hegemon all things considered
>recognizes own ignorance and tries to learn from others
> USA
> Awesome military stuff
> Guns
> Some of my connationals live there
You only need to fix the Jew and amerimutt problem, though.
>Turkey
>Had glorious Ottoman empire
>Had a lot of influence on Euro culture
>Can make good food
>Can survive nuclear war.
>some of the other greatest countries in the world
They're... ok.
Have you seen Amerimutt gay porn ? They are really good at it. It is almost as if they are faggots or soyboys. They also do cucked and blacked porn well.
>Australia
>Steve Irwin
>Home and Away
>Bondi Rescue
Constantinople and the Hagia Sophia are pretty sweet, it's a pity it's occupied by turks though.
Italy is home to wonderful art and architecture. One of the main players in the Renaissance, and Northern Italy is an economic powerhouse today.
Australians seem to like Germany, so they are OK, even though they talk funny.
The British only bombed like 90% of our beautiful cities back into the stone age in WW2, so thanks for missing the 10%, I guess.
>are really good at it. It is almost as if they are faggo
Trudeau
*flag
German woman are the best, shekelmutt
>Norway
>Not in the EU
>Those oil fields BRAAAPPP
>Hot chicks
>Wealthy (way too based on oil tho)
>Clean and organized.
> Best women = best porn
1. Meh, its really good cars don´t get me wrong, but the industry is controlling the politics too much and they can do what they want. So they cost too much shit out too much cancer and the fucking hippies are trying to ban our diesel.
But hey its fun to drive. (Pic Related)
2. Yes
3. Yes
>Spain
>good football especially in Champions League
>removed kebab
>beautiful landscape and scenery, sorry you have to deal with brit tourists
Good music scene, always has been.
we have a great country with a lot of freedoms.
Great schnitzls, all in all a pretty cool country
i'm ready for your best. btw i'm berber.
absolutely shameless
Your country birthed the greatest man to walk the earth.
German cars are utter trash in NA at least. I don't know if they horde the good ones for themselves or something.
Morocco
>allowed to enslave blacks
is there a need to say more?
Le music is nice.
btw your big library in Vienna/Wien is really amazing
Nice looking Asian-European people.
>The best at making three things
>cars
You used to be the best, but Japan supplanted you in the 90's. You still make some of the best luxury cars, but any other type......not so much.
Greatbritain:
>Queen (The band, not that old chick)
>Balls of steel (Brexit)
>One of the most interesting historys worldwide
>Hitler
>Sausages
>Beer
USA:
>70`s/80`s Rock music
>Highway 66, Harleys and Biker-Style at all
>ISS
which one? the national one or the city library?
both have their advantages for sure.
I know he’s a good singer, but that is way too much honour for Falco.
Italian:
>Pizza&Pasta
>Historically awesome (Romanian Empire/Vatican)
>BungaBunga-Berlusconi
>disappointing Sup Forums
>Hitler
>music from 250-400 years ago
>Hitler
uhhh not using 21st century definitions of countries sweetie sorry
Guns
Wealth
Freedom of speech
>Nearly Bavarian
>Respect Their Politics more than Deutschland
>Better than Mountain Jews(Swiss) and Swamp germans
>miserable lives
>shame
>poverty
This will be soon on /bant/ but here we go:
.. pass.
>best rifles ever
>best leader outside of trump
>vodka
You value the right of freedom of speech and the right to defend yourselves. Oh, and you perfected the Hamburger.
>.. pass.
lmao
Impressive history, even though we have historically been rivals.
>Fanta for juggalos
>rocket technology
>porn almost as fucked up as Japanese
>Fanta for juggalos
I know how fucking magnets work, but Fanta for their fanbase?
>.. pass.
AYY
history is but an opium when the wars you had for the last 500 years left no impact on your people whatsoever and you persist on gallopping backwards in terms of literally everything
i wish i was dead
Oh my, are you okay?
Here's my go
>Didn't start ww1
>Did well during the 2nd one despite losing
>Most powerful country during the middle ages
>Very good scientific output and GDP per capital
>Had a glorious empire
>is somehow independent
>colonizing mudslimes
>killing mudslimes
>amuricah helping to kill mudslimes
sounds good to me, what's the problem exactly?
I envy HuW*tes way too much, might isekai myself into Gensokyo soon.
with a bomb in my backpack while im visiting a synagogue.
dunno i heard german cars break down like crazy lol
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to get off the internet, friend!
Huge economy and crazy diplomatic skills for a country of it’s size.
getting off the internet here is like getting outside your supplied bunker during a nuclear holocaust.
everything will kill you (if not directly, kill you inside), you will find no traces of joy, you won't profit off of it and you will terribly regret it.
ofc unless you are an alpha male tourist who is just here to spend money
>cars
Wrong, that's Italians.
>sausages
Wrong, that's Italians again.
>porn
Wrong, that's also Italians.
Those are like the only 3 things Italians are good at, just give it to them.
You guys managed to invent the gayest sport in the world.
I blanked out.
>Not participating in an oil wrestling match with Anzu
Stay mad, Achmed.
That's just Feind-Propaganda. I'm mechanic and Japanese and German cars are the most reliable. I used drive my dads e39, love it. Now I own a 1990 Civic sedan. Great car.
As long as that's in the interest of killing sandniggers I don't see the problem.