NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

NOT SENSEI SEAGAL TOO!!!!!!

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NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CANT BE!!!!!!!!

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i am shocked

Just walking up to an actress and saying "sit on my face" is pretty based.

Isn't he a russian citizen now?

>god accused of raping primordial nothingness

Old news and there's nothing inherently sexual about face sitting

Based.
The original weeaboo

So he asked someone to sit on his face. That's not sexual assailt. It's not against the law.

>accused of telling

Oh no! This is gonna destroy his career!
...wait

funny how they "ran out" of people who actually used power/influence to coerce women in the 1st week and now it's only irrelevant shit like this

He loves the punani.

So?

>Elizabeth Hurley accused of telling actor to shove his cock in her mouth

See how silly you sound, ladies?

Ok, surely by asking her to sit on your face you're giving her the power and you would be the submissive one?

Did she?

Someone post the webms of Seagull phoning it in and acting like a fat retard in some movie nobody has ever watched

Does a girls butthole smush your face when she sits?

> implying not all just false accusations because women can only gain huge money, but have nothing to lose, because zero consequences, let alone punishment for trying to sent an inocent man into a jail.

why are false accusations even legal ?
in my humble opinion, false accusers need to be publicly whipped to almost dead, then torn their skin off, then salted, then thrown acid over them, then gazoline, then light it all up and then beheaded. desu desu.

Ugh he’s fucking gross.

Hes a jew

his face is flat as fuck

must have been a very heavy woman

HAHA he's not going to apologize like you fucking numales

Fonzie is gonna get fucked over for saying ayy sit on it

haha

Asking for someone to consent to a sexual activity is a form of sexual harassment now

Who gives a shit about this non-actor?

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yes, you may get a brown nose

*pssht* sit on my face

MY MAN DID NOTHIN WRONG

Well, I gotta give it to him. He's at least got the chad dance down.

Yep, not surprised

What the fuck?

My fucking man.

Can someone take him back?

HE MADE SEXUAL ADVANCES TOWARD A WOMAN?

OOHHH MY GOOODDD, DDRRUMMFFPPP

Kek

exactly, he TOLD her, not asked her like a beta kike.
Seagal is based

lel

>that wig tho

lol

Add me to the list. SHOCKED!

I'll lose all respect for him if she didn't do it.

Nevermind, they're all in this thread.

It's hilarious.

Neil Breen could do better than this.

He lives in Russia though.

He can have any slavic chick to sit on his face now.
He even can have sex in missionary position for sole purpose of procreation and afterwards cuddling and holding hands with her.

>implying Russians aren't notorious face-sitting lovers

going down on a girl is like working at sewage processing plant, one slip and your in the shit

Because of this his career is over

Based.

Lol does this guy know how retarded he looks or what?

>hot woman being a total cunt saying anything she wants to you
>she threatens you, your family, and friends
>you tell her to sit on your face
>you're the bad guy now

Steven Segal is based as fuck, he isn't going to let some roastie get away with this shit

Found my new pickup line

>"Of Russian Jewish descent"
Imagine my shock, another degenerate kike

There was always something missing from my understanding of Mr. Sensei Seagal, but now i get it, i finally understand his karma.

Sit on my face fuccboy

kek, is """he""" going to birth it?

man that's an advanced sniffer

I guess humans were not the first in the long line of nigger monkeys, that learned to ride.

I've seen so many pictures exactly like this, it is not coincidence

did they learn that dance from birds or what

Seagal is a jew

Sit on my faaaaace and tell me that you love me...

He already got in trouble for being accused of hiring an assistant and then locking her in his house for a while.

>fake fat kungfu man tells woman to sit on his face
no surprise there

lol, is this somehow bad?

Posting his legendary quote

If anything, this accusation is just going to make people like him even more

>literally walk out of shower
>decided to manscape a bit and shave months old beard
>get ready to go to store to buy last minute thanksgiving shit
>sit down and see what Sup Forums is on about
>find this thread
>realize I look exactly like Steven Seagal now
>would post pic but people would think I'm just posting pics of Steven Seagal

going to store to try it out lads, I'll ask the first woman I see to sit on my face

Put Frankin in the picture grabbing his ass.

So now we're down to going after those who ask a woman out in a way she personally dislikes. Neat.

Not seeing a problem at all there. Don't knock it if you haven't juiced a girl up enough that she really wants to sit on your face!

>The chad stride

Fucking chad dancing

>slowpoke.jpeg

he's jew btw

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>lives in Russia
>career over 20 years ago
>had pity and actually wanted the woman to feel empowered once in her shitty live

this man is virtually immune

>Gets accused of sexual harassment
>"Whoa I gotta try this! I look just like him!"

Godspeed user

Hahahaha. He was NEVER a sex symbol.

he does. he still does it to annoy you

+25 Respect

No, He said "Sit anyPLACE"

Can only sit if
you want

>implying he gives a fuck
This guy is the definition of no fucks given.

What a gentleman.

no seats to sit on so he offers his face to the lady

That's why you include a timestamp. At the worst, they'll just assume you ARE Steven Segal.

I know, right.
He thought if he offered his lap it could be seen as sexual harassment.

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His career has been over for years

the feminist witch hunt ends when you admit that it is a witch hunt.

after he put out the punani song i knew he was a rapist

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don't forget to snatch every motherfucker birthday

Oh come on. This is getting stupid. He's a handsome man & he pretty much exudes sex. Of COURSE, he's taken advantage of that. He'd be crazy not to.
It's different (sez me) if the "offender" is hideous & creepy or good looking & well-liked/ admired. Creepy guys, we all think EWWWW (because it happens to EVERYONE). Desirable guys, you're like smilesmilesmile Well, YEAH.

(Disclaimer: Thinking you're hideous & creepy does not mean that other people- meaning gurls, think you're hideous & creepy. Remember that, gentlemen.)

>Sup Forums seagal threads are some of the best
>is accused of telling actress to sit on his face
pottery

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I hate this guy

>Your cute Asian waifu when the money dries out

Segal movies are shi-