What would you tell him?

I'll start:
FUCK YOU DRUMPF!!!

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no imperialism means no spices, explain that to the africans please

You better not put ketchup on that Turkey.

this is fucking stupid. "Drumpf".. nobody gives a shit that you call him that, nobody ever gave a shit. the fact that it's still going only proves that the anti-Trump folks are incapable of memes or insults. in real life, if the President, regardless of it were Trump or anybody else, you're ass would would helplessly start shaking in the presence of the most powerful fucking man in the world. you wouldn't say shit.

"Have you taken the Bog pill?"

We don't celebrate thanksgiving because it's a celebration of genocide and it's hurtful to native Americans but I would explain to him why it's wrong to celebrate thanksgiving and also mention he's a bigot

T R I G G E R E D

We're having soy turkey

>[SCREECHING]
BLLUMMPHHH....
>[SCREECH]
MCDRUMPPHHHHHH
>[SMACKS LIPS]
DONNNAALLLGGOOOLLLDD KRRRUMMMPPPPHHHH

>What would you tell him?
what the fuck are you doing in my bedroom?

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Have a seat, Mr. President. My family was just talking about how to hand it to those dirty shitskins.

Can I have a picture with you sir? :3

we’ve been waiting mein fuhrer

Gas the kikes, race war now.

TWO TURKEYS BRUMPF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

How many scoops of mashed potatoes Mr. President?

All glory and honor is yours forever and ever.

Someone go to the store and buy some Diet Coke

triggered? not in the slightest. you see, the man I voted for is in office right now. I'm thankful every fucking day. There isn't 1 goddamn thing the left can say to bring me off this high. In fact, i revel in their misery because all of their lying and slandering tactics failed, and quite honestly, they deserve it. Every time I hear a Trump insult from a liberal, it's just another reminder that we won.

Liberal shills fuck off

Are you here to deport my brother's chinaman wife?

That's an awfully hot coffee pot.

I'd insist he make himself at home and enjoy the festivities.

Thank you for doing your best when it seems like the whole world is rooting for you to fail. I'll never regret having you be the first person I ever voted for for president, because I know you're actually fighting tooth and nail against a corrupt institution to make America great again, and not just spouting off nonsensicle platitudes about hope and change.

Can you NOT USE IMACT FONT FUCKING NIGGER

I'm sorry, Mr President. No ice cream until after supper, and you may only have 1 scoop

Sure seems like you give a shit buddy

Id get down on my knees and offer to pleasure him orally.

If you wouldnt than you are a Hillary loving fag

What a retarded thing to say! Rope would be a waste on you.

I tell him Thank you and God Bless Barack Hussein Obama for handing Trump the best American economy ever.

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I'd steal the nuclear football and nuke Sweden

This

this. Then i'd offer him my wife and daughter as well.

HEEE HAWWW Dornahld BLUMPH!!!
ORANGEEee FLOOPHH!!!!!!

>Trump walks in
"Thanks for securing the existence of our people and a future for white children"

I'd hate to see those FEMA camp tax dollars go to waste, how about we throw in the rabid liberals and get an ROI out of them. God forbid we end another one of their government schemes, cause that would be racist n shit.
Thanks and God Bless you GEOTUS.

Can I get you some covfefe?

spot the shill

late with the shekels, goy

You pardon this fucking Turkey and I'll vote Jill Stein next election

can op suck your dick? cause he's a massive faggot

>imports more foreign workers

I'll finish: on your mom's face.

Amen, user, preach it!

The left can't even get through a shit without trying to make it about Trump.

the funniest part about this gif is that the reason why he was laughing is because he got burned pretty hard for being bankrupt

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that you on pol before Mr.President?

Thank you SIR and God Bless you

Let's talk net

have a seat

"Happy Thanksgiving, Mr President. Please have a seat and join us for dinner, it would be an honor if you could spare the time."

ANYTHING ELSE IS WRONG

This is no nigger tier economy, market and hiring took off after Trump was elected. Nigger had nothing to do with it. Maybe he effected the price of kool aid and fired chicken but thats about it

One scoops or two?

You're gonna deport the dreamers, right?

>hiring took off after Trump was elected.

No it didn't.

Obama created more jobs in his last year than Trump has in his first year.

It's all Obama economy anyways

why would trump permanently increase the number of foreign workers allowed every year? You know that's where a lot of illegals come from right? Visa overstays.

i love you

no

niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.
niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.
niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.
niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.
niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.
niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY
>niggers need to stop appropriating white culture
>THANKSGIVING is for WHITES ONLY.

Welcome Mr. President, please take a seat.

Anything other than that and you're not a decent person. If you aren't capable of putting politics aside for one fucking day then you're just a faggot.

"grab a plate nigga"

I'm sitting around naked and eating carrot cake while ignoring calls from my family. I'm not sure what would be a good thing to say

I didn't realize that we had 11 million visa overstays, can you provide source on that? Or are you just saying that because you're being difficult.

Get the fuck out of my mums house.

"ah yes, we've been expecting you. have a seat"
I always leave one extra seat at the table in case senpai shows up.

Donald, rec Melaniji da prstav kofe

>all these attempts at being funny

Welcome! Would you like to carve the turkey?

I said

>You know that's where a lot of illegals come from right? Visa overstays.

A lot. That doesn't mean all.

Wait a minute. You right wing retards didn't know that people overstay their visas and become illegals?

I'm sorry Mr. Trump but this is Finland and we don't celebrate thanksgiving.

I would give anything to meet him

My crippling depression doesn't let me enjoy these threads.

Occupy Democrats

And I said
>lets talk net
Wait a minute. Are you libtards ignoring what we say and constructing your own reality?

That turkey is yuuuuuuuuuuuge.

Have you tried the cheesecake already? It's tremendous.

the thigh is undercooked but everything else is perfect. have a seat, sir.

Ah, they'll get over it Mr. President. Here, pull up a chair, I'll fix you a plate.

OMG ITS THE GOD EMPEROR!!!!
PLEASE DEPORT ALL THE UNGRATEFUL BlACK CUNTS THAT HATE AMERICA AND AMERICAN VALUES>

>I didn't realize that we had 11 million visa overstays

You literally strawmanned me. You know it.

Where did I say all 11 million were visa overstays?

Despite what you retards think Obamas part time and retail jobs don't run the economy. Neither does destroying entire energy sectors.

Pull up a chair, Mr. President.

All bow down to the God Emperor!!!

then

"Thank you my lord Trump for saving this country from the jews."

Obama job creation was 95% full time actually. Maybe u retards should try actually pulling up the jobs data instead of falling for fake news headlines from ZeroBrain and investors.com

You said a lot were visa overstays and I asked for a number. You didn't provide it so I mocked your stance. I know this is hard to believe but by saying a lot you were implying it was a significant number.

benin

I don't have a Thanksgiving so he wouldn't walk into a family Thanksgiving meal.
>tfw you waste your one chance by pissing off the GEOTUS and condemned to Trump Curse.

D+ job so far. Remember that you ran on a populist platform. Keep this up and you'll be a one term president.

Now amuse me and go talk about McCain.

Mr. President, please sit down, you're home is my home. Thank you for strength and integrity, it is an honor to meet you.

The only right answer.

I said a lot and you thought that meant all.

You're literally so retarded that you don't know what words mean.

>>You know that's where a lot of illegals come from right? Visa overstays.


>>I didn't realize that we had 11 million visa overstays

You never even knew about visa overstays did you? You're that fucking retarded.

Two drumsticks

"So how was your day Mr.President?"

Holy shit, it's almost like the economy slowly recovered after a recession. Strange... the same thing happened in Canada. Be sure to thank Harper for getting our employment numbers back on track!

By and large the worst thing about the advent of an internet society is the unbelievable false sense of importance that every last nobody seems to develop.

>crazy cunt eyes

I like how the guy that had a 1% chance of winning, according the the MSM, is a populist somehow. lol

It's easier to track and deport these than it is just illegal border jumpers. These work VISA people are at least in the system.