*silently cheers in approval towards you*

*silently cheers in approval towards you*

>Winning an imaginary argument

What household has male and female restrooms? That's a commercial thing

Bull: Ayo white boi, prep dat pussy for me
Me: [Sarcastic] Ok, do you want me to prep your superior seed too?
Bull: Ay dafuq nigga?
Me: I'm eating your seed out my wife.
Bull: Shiieeeet!
Me: My wife is prepped for your masculine negro rod.
>Wife throws me out the room

It has to be satire, right?

Fuck i hate social media

I was the gravy

>Misinterpreting an awkward silence because your family members are stunned at the complete disrespect you just displayed as silently cheering you on

this shit makes me cringe so hard

>using twitter

I hate stories like these, people who write it seem to be really pretentious dicks with no friends

RACIST UNCLE : *stabs knife through my hand pinning it to the table*
RACIST UNCLE : *drinks all of the gravy*

This is clearly satire and it's pretty funny.

i'd beat that pathetic numale brother that raised such a little shit

I honestly don't know if this is a parody or not. i can't get a handle on this guy

Nice to see they are following the media narrative to a T.

>silent cheers for me
so they didn't cheer for her at all

Well meme'd

Stop posting twitter caps.
Also AIs respont post and Sup Forums. That is all.

>Downstairs bathroom is gender neutral

If theres only one bathroom that everyone uses then surely its neutral already?

>not making all females piss outside

>be me
>be "celebrating" disgusting white privileged holiday about the genocide of the true owners of the land
>eating salad, refuse to go near meat
>uncle asks me for gravy
>ohhellno.gif
>brow sweating, cheeks flush
>he asks me again
>i try to reply "v-vote women"
>yasqueenslay.gif
>look around, everyone talking to each other
>know they're silently cheering me on
>"what you saying? pass me the gravy."
>shakily hand over the gravy, nearly spilling it
>he grasps it firmly and thanks me

>excuse myself
>go upstairs
>rest of family still enjoying dinner
>post on twitter
>spend the night jerking off to BLACKED and watch rerun of rick & morty.

Be me, the racist uncle that all the nephews want to talk to about all the other butthurt liberal aunts and uncles on Thanksgiving. Many red pills were successfully distributed.

Holy fucking shit

Before it was just male or females allowed.
When he's there it has to allow queers too.

They are. They want the approval of their hivemind, and it's pathetic.

And the turkey’s name? Albert Einstein

>family goes silent in pure cringe
>they cheer for me silently

checked

well done, user. let us know how christmas goes.

Hahahah

kek user

>be one of 4 overtly racist uncles and one racist aunt
> 4 libshits cousins/aunt/uncle
>roughly 10 silently racist and 10 on the fence

christmas will be hilarious. last year was all "NO POLITICAL TALK THIS YEAR" and we were naive/respectful enough to follow that wish, but after 11 months of incessant baiting and taunting by the libshits, i think we'll gladly delve into politics this year

>[whole family silently cheers for me]

I was asked not to discuss politics so I complied but did wear a Make Christmas Great Again Trump shirt. There was no discussion on wardrobe oh well.
My nephews initiated the discussion and I felt compelled to help further their "enlightenment".
Was really impressed with what they did already know and they were eager for more info. I was really surprised and satisfied at the same time. All in all it was a great day.

pretty much this

i just gifted my bro the Art of the Deal and he left it sitting in the center of the living room coffee table the whole weekend for maximum lulz

>not to discuss politics
strange how that works. you be your ass they were the first clamoring to discuss politics when savior obama won in 08/12, but now that they got fucking rekt at the polls, all of a sudden, OH NO WE CANT TALK POLITICS ITS UNCOUTH

>unironically larping an argument with it ending in unconditional support

I feel like these people live in their own Christmas Story

cringiest shit I've read for a while

Alright chaps, how much ye betting on the silent cheer being a very vocal sneer?

...

kek
aussies are truly the best posters

>5379 likes

Jesus christ

is thanksgiving the motherlode for Things That Never Happened stories?

RACIST UNCLE: Can I have a quiet word with you in the basement?
YOU: I'd need to approve that with my gender studies professor..
RACIST UNCLE: no problem he can come too...
YOU: ermmm! I'm feeling intimidated!

[whole world cheers as he EDUCATES you for being a nancy liberal safespace gangmember]

it's over, we need a final solution

What bathrooms aren’t gender neutral in a private residence?

How that would actually go.
>Racist Uncle: can you please pass the gravy
>Me: I dunno, can you please vote a woman into office
>Racist Uncle: I dunno, can Democrats?

Don't worry it actually is

You can tell it was written by a nigger due it being humorless and butchering grammar.

*lol*

>[Whole family silently cheers for me]

Even when they play pretend, they literally cannot imagine actually winning an argument.

I don’t think this soy boy included the part where RACIST UNCLE takes his shotgun, blows soy boys head off, to actual applause from his family.

He's making fun of sjw's you fucking imbeciles.

Id smack my Nephew around the head if he sassed me like that at the dinner table.

fake and really gay

>He's making fun of sjw's you fucking imbeciles.

It's the Current Year. Satire is dead.

I don’t get it. I’m gay and like black guys, but I’m bigger than most, topping (usual) or bottoming. Why be such a cuck? Masculine black dudes make great bottoms. Your ancestors evolved in cold climates. Be more aggressive, soyboy.

>soyboy

you would know, right kiddo?

Put them all in the database

Never underestimate how much leftists destroy their own families.

>Racist uncle
>All issues you complain about are gender related

Fags leave

>silently cheers
they cant even speak there mind in there own house

sad people

FUCKING JEWS
SIX MILLION WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH
GAS GAS GAS THEM ALL
ONE JEW GASSED = ONE WHITE FAMILY SAVED

>He doesn't know how cucking works
You don't prep the wife you prep the bull, loser.

Ill take things that never happened for 500

the T stands for Testosterone

What a fucking faggot. Beyond disgusting. May aids take him to the nether realm quickly.

As he finishes his Marie calendars frozen dinner and begins to cry because he is once again alone in thanksgiving.

i fucking hate these disgusting creatures so much

BURN!

We were talking about what is becoming of society. I said that transgenders have a mental disease and are disgusting people. My cousin freaks out at me. No fucks given. After we leave my dad told me that one of her best friends is transitioning from female to male.

Even if this actually happened (which it obviously didn't), all this person described is just unprovoked elder abuse. Why are leftists in favor of shit like this? I'm never anything but nice to the leftist members of my family despite finding their views repulsive.

This has to be fake, there is no way a grandfather would have the Seinfeld guy as their profile pic.

Bet you'd know how cucking worcks.

X to doubt.

Forgot another vital part of my story from yesterday. Laid out my requirements for daughters potential boyfriend. No significant police record, no recovering drug addicts, employed preferably with time under belt at current job, motivated, and this is the one that got the crowd going. Be white.
I made no apologies and gave exactly zero fucks announcing it in from of entire family.

Damn nigga you gay

No shit idiotische I just schooled your ass in it.

>tell her to shut her mouth since I didn't give a woman permission to speak in my presence
>she calls me a sexist pig
>reveal myself as a poor muslim immigrant
>she's arrested for islamophobia