Dumbasses on Sup Forums are eating raw onions to become more manly now
In the shady hellscape of far-right forums, one constant is the strive for manliness. You can see this in the in-fighting between the “alt-right” and the supposedly impure “alt-light,” in the use of “cuck” as an epithet, and, perhaps most prominently, in the unchecked misogyny and homophobia that runs wild through all strains of their political and cultural thought. These are threads borne out of bodybuilding and pick-up forums as much as they are gamer and political ones, leading to a near-constant demand for macho posturing, occasionally (but not always) with an ironic veneer.
Anyway, this is why dumbasses on Sup Forums are eating raw onions now. As spotted by Will Sommer, creator ofthe Right Richter newsletter, which tracks the movements and ideologies of the far-right onlin, someone on Sup Forums’s Sup Forums board proclaimed the manliness of raw onion consumption:
Jackson Nelson
HAVE Sup Forums BEEN TROLLED??
>The original post reads:
>Time and again, science has confirmed that onion and its juice boost testosterone levels—sometimes threefold. So, I just attempted to drink a cup—a single cup—of onion juice. Needless to say, consuming onion juice was a trying, though masculine experience, and my entire house smells as if an uncleaned NFL locker room and Mexican kitchen converged upon a single point. I can feel the onion juice flowing through my body, coming into contact with every organ, every cell, and every bodily fluid.
>But OP saw this thing through and came out hungry for more manly onion experiences:
>Though this has been an overwhelming experience, I feel far more energetic, youthful, and virile. I might try this once or twice more to get the full experience. I am in need of a testosterone boost, and thus am willing to smell like an onion for a few weeks or months.
Logan Cruz
how does one eat raw onions? any tips?
Jackson Gutierrez
In today's news, journalists post dumb shit on Sup Forums and report on it as if it's a thing.
Christopher Torres
>adding onion slices into my sandwhiches and salads to flush out xenoestrogens =/= eating raw onions like a tardass
it goes nicely on a turkey sandwhich, also egg salads
>not increasing your test by surviving on a top O-level onion diet of raw onion, onion soup, onion fries, caramelized onions, onion juice in order to maximize your already high test count Good. More for me, faggots.
Jonathan Gray
This was fake senpai
They made a thread and responded to it themselves. sage because you're a retard
Jaxon Morgan
I guess you might as well if you can shitpost and get paid for it.
Cooper Rodriguez
They're hard to eat on purpose by nature as to make sure only the worthy can get the test boosting benefits. You just gotta build tolerance and get used to it
Jayden James
I shit, i gotta request extra onion on my daily order of 10 mcdonalds hamburgers
Austin Foster
I see Tony Abbott is at it again.
Kevin Diaz
DESIGNATED
Julian Cruz
Hey Pajeet, have a good street shit today?
Sebastian Adams
How new are you to here?
Gavin Garcia
Look, I'm a massive faggot.
Like, I'm almost certainly more submissive than your girlfriend in heat. I take cock in my ass and like it.
I eat raw onions all the time and have for a long time. L O L at your life if you think doing this will help you grow a pair. The reality is if you had balls to begin with you wouldn't waste time on here.
Stay neet and feminine, nu-Sup Forums.
Austin Cruz
>i'm so ironic! LOL
Liam Allen
>make a onions->test post on Sup Forums >write an article about it
That's journalism for you
Sebastian Howard
Eat like an apple
William Rodriguez
Reminder that these people make these threads to fabricate a narrative. Nobody in Sup Forums would do this, they’re trying to troll and fail at it. If anything the author is some butthurt faggot that deleted his system32, put his iphone in the microwave or attempted to make crystals using infographics that came from this shit hole.
Jeremiah James
With your butt
Tyler Scott
In a salad.
Grayson Perry
The onion scares the soyboy
Jack Scott
>trigger discipline this is why I'm on the fence about whether civilians should possess firearms without a shitton of mandatory training and evaluation.
Jonathan Nelson
>he doesn't know about the fake onions lmaoing @ ur lyf rn
David Walker
>Nobody in Sup Forums would do this u sho bout dat
Brayden Brooks
The virgin soyboy versus the Chad onion
Zachary King
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Zachary Turner
Seemed more like some dumbass shilled stupid shit here for a few days then fucked off. Before that someone was shilling salt.
Connor Edwards
Mate hamburgers are only $1 because Abbott passed the hamburger act of 2016. We should all be greatful for that wonderful man and in the meantime most importantly eat more onion. MAGA
Elijah Thompson
bump for cocaine..
Daniel Perry
who /ronions/ here?
Cameron Rogers
I've seen way more threads about articles about Sup Forums doing this than I have seen threads about Sup Forums doing this
Noah Butler
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Jaxson Morris
Am I retarded or is the grammar in that title just wrong"
The "now" at the end seems fucking weird. Can a grammarfag please tell me why it looks so stupid
Jonathan Morales
I was eating raw red onions long before the memes. Shit's delicious.
Juan Sanders
Real trigger discipline is having your finger on the trigger and having the discipline not to ND
Cooper Moore
>journalist reads Sup Forums for the first time >confused as fuck about proper etiquette >leaves bewildered >makes shit up
Happens every single time and always puts a smile on my face.
Christopher Robinson
I usually just put 1 onion with 5 oranges and mix them all then drink it.
Isaac Mitchell
>Implying I haven't been eating raw onions since 2001 because of our Great Ogrelord Activated
Cameron Kelly
eh onion has always been good for you and taste good as well, red onions best raw sandwhichs, salads, even omlets, use ya imagination, and brown onions for cooking and shit ( Q U A L I F I E D C H E F BTW)
Hunter Morales
Like Based Tone did. Like an apple.
Juan Martinez
MSM is a thing
Parker Torres
>make own thread to use as source for news story standard liberal news method nowadays
Samuel Adams
Now, now, is this a slide thread?
Jayden Flores
>journalists 2 weeks behind the times
they need to get off their lazy asses and write their articles at the same time as they shill
Brandon Morris
you mean like this "Sup Forums troll get owned wup wup wup" story?
Landon Roberts
>what? The goyim learned about onions? >SHUT IT DOWN >I-its just a conspiracy theory, goy. Onions don't actually increase testosterone. Just keep drinking your tap water and eating soybean oil that we put in the food
And then there's this guy who's doing some obvious shilling in an attempt to get the goyim from discussing the test boosting benefits of onions. Derailing AND discrediting national socialism and normal whites
Lucas Phillips
>Ancient Aztecs were white The only "white" pseudogod was a cuck that was expelled for fucking his sister I am talking about that "white" that supposedly threatened to return an supposedly the aztecs mistaken cortez with
Historic bs, at least the second part, aztecs always knew cortez was a human and a threat that mith was created in spain
Cooper Richardson
>some people on an anonymous forum said a thing last weekend that may or may not be gaslighting >journalism Poo n loo
Sebastian Jenkins
I always did cause it's an important part of the chilean diet.
Stay mad soyboys.
Chase Harris
>there are plebs who don't eat their burgers with an onion slice How much of a shitter can you be?
Jordan Harris
I eat onions in my normal diet, I have since I was a kid. My onion consumption has neither increased or decreased recently. My garlic intake has increased though cause garlic is awesome
Jonathan Anderson
The onion meme is just the natural counter to the soyboy meme. And the Jew definitely doesn't want goys to have more testosterone. Then they might flip cars over
Noah Green
They are trying to convince me that onions have no net benefit. Wtf I love onions now
Mason Howard
>make one thread themselves >"it's a Sup Forums hacker conspiracy guise" Gos damn fake news
Hudson Clark
Aztecs where whiter than white
Oliver Jenkins
>found the idiot who put a round through the floor of the aircraft
Landon Carter
>trying to call false flag to keep all the onions for yourself Not falling for it
Jaxon Ramirez
RACISTS BE TE EFF OH ED
Jaxon Barnes
>the amount of concern shills itt The swedistan not only has direct evidence to support msm fabrication, but it also would have supported their narrative if successful. The onion meme doesn't benefit the left at all. They don't want you to have more testosterone. Even if it was fabricated by them (they are vastly incompetent and can't meme and are incapable of this), who cares? Onions still increase testosterone by 300%
Isaac Myers
Take the Shrek pill boys, it has many layers of love and life!
Asher Wood
Careful, user, a journalist might take a post like that seriously.
Isaiah Morris
lmao when your journalistic integrity is so depraved you cite Sup Forums
Gabriel Morales
haven't seen one thread about onions and im on here 24/7
Camden Carter
>Nobody in Sup Forums would do this Eat onions? What are you talking about you fucking mong?
Adam Gomez
This is now an onion appreciation thread. Whats your favorite way to eat manly onions user?
Brody Edwards
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Ayden Brown
A few big slices of onion, spicy mustard, and avocado are what I put on burgers. That along with green Tabasco sauce. Its so damn good. Also good on tuna with a slice of tomato.
Angel Stewart
I bet they Sup Forums is full of little girls too
Aaron Robinson
>check article >written by nu-male soyboy >he eats 0 raw onions a day >laugh while eating a raw onion
Praise muscle-Jesus!
Sebastian Harris
Not gonna lie, that sounds tasty as fuck.
Mason Lopez
this is fake news, some retard started spamming onion threads last week for a couple days and then wrote an article about his own posts
SAD
Alexander Brooks
Harden the fuck up cunt.
Matthew Butler
>step into shower >onion in hand >turn on water to max cold >eat onion like an apple. Ten bites or less
Connor Mitchell
Fuck I loved Echo as a kid. Echo CD was A+
Christopher Bell
When your shit smells like onion, you are pretty much there.
Dominic Butler
kek
Justin Jenkins
Are they shrokophobic or something??
Caleb Gonzalez
>Nobody in Sup Forums would do this
Carson Brooks
What if your pussy smells like onion haha asking for a friend
Kayden Perry
Universe is white Ancient Klingons were white Ancient Vulcans were white Ancient Hutts were white Ancient Time lords were white Multiverse is white Omniverse is white Whites are beyond omniverse Whites are beyond space and time Ancient Great Old Ones were white All gods that ever existed were white Ancient Q were white Praise Whites Masters of reality Angels are white Whites are children of the omniverse
Carson Wood
I’m on Sup Forums pretty regularly and I don’t remember seeing this at all.
Brandon Campbell
Sup Forums is a maelstrom. This platform isn't conducive for consistent ideological organizing. Plus anons have been trolling newfags here since 2003. But that won't stop Leftists who want to claim a win
Levi Howard
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Samuel Collins
>He doesn't bulk and chug onion juice with this steak and onions on a bed of onions No gains soyim pajeet detected
Nolan Turner
someone did I know it in my bones
I remember the answers too
Levi Johnson
one thing is certain. pol tards are insecure about their masculinity. fact.
Bentley Campbell
>he doesnt eat raw onions
Julian Long
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Ayden Cooper
Poo in
Jaxon Nguyen
>ogres are like onions >ogres are manly The truth's been right before our eyes all along yet we were too dumb or short to see it.
Connor Williams
Most people try to slice it up and eat a little at a time, but this is actually a pretty terrible idea. To really get all the testosterone liquids out of the onion, you need to bite into it like you would an apple.
Wait, this is an "imageboard" after all. I can just show you, haha.
Best wishes,
Michael Allen
Adrian Moore
Its more about a healthy endocrine system than muh masculinity. Our environment is full of poison and compounds that disrupt normal hormone production.
Nicholas Reyes
fake and gay
Oliver Evans
>In the shady hellscape of far-right forums This author obviously didn't catch the lighthearted cat/nuke thread going on: see pic unrelated but still true