Dumbasses on Sup Forums are eating raw onions to become more manly now

Dumbasses on Sup Forums are eating raw onions to become more manly now

In the shady hellscape of far-right forums, one constant is the strive for manliness. You can see this in the in-fighting between the “alt-right” and the supposedly impure “alt-light,” in the use of “cuck” as an epithet, and, perhaps most prominently, in the unchecked misogyny and homophobia that runs wild through all strains of their political and cultural thought. These are threads borne out of bodybuilding and pick-up forums as much as they are gamer and political ones, leading to a near-constant demand for macho posturing, occasionally (but not always) with an ironic veneer.

Anyway, this is why dumbasses on Sup Forums are eating raw onions now. As spotted by Will Sommer, creator ofthe Right Richter newsletter, which tracks the movements and ideologies of the far-right onlin, someone on Sup Forums’s Sup Forums board proclaimed the manliness of raw onion consumption:

HAVE Sup Forums BEEN TROLLED??

>The original post reads:

>Time and again, science has confirmed that onion and its juice boost testosterone levels—sometimes threefold. So, I just attempted to drink a cup—a single cup—of onion juice. Needless to say, consuming onion juice was a trying, though masculine experience, and my entire house smells as if an uncleaned NFL locker room and Mexican kitchen converged upon a single point. I can feel the onion juice flowing through my body, coming into contact with every organ, every cell, and every bodily fluid.

>But OP saw this thing through and came out hungry for more manly onion experiences:

>Though this has been an overwhelming experience, I feel far more energetic, youthful, and virile. I might try this once or twice more to get the full experience. I am in need of a testosterone boost, and thus am willing to smell like an onion for a few weeks or months.

how does one eat raw onions? any tips?

In today's news, journalists post dumb shit on Sup Forums and report on it as if it's a thing.

>adding onion slices into my sandwhiches and salads to flush out xenoestrogens =/= eating raw onions like a tardass

it goes nicely on a turkey sandwhich, also egg salads

thanks leaf

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>not increasing your test by surviving on a top O-level onion diet of raw onion, onion soup, onion fries, caramelized onions, onion juice in order to maximize your already high test count
Good. More for me, faggots.

This was fake senpai

They made a thread and responded to it themselves. sage because you're a retard

I guess you might as well if you can shitpost and get paid for it.

They're hard to eat on purpose by nature as to make sure only the worthy can get the test boosting benefits. You just gotta build tolerance and get used to it

I shit, i gotta request extra onion on my daily order of 10 mcdonalds hamburgers

I see Tony Abbott is at it again.

DESIGNATED

Hey Pajeet, have a good street shit today?

How new are you to here?

Look, I'm a massive faggot.

Like, I'm almost certainly more submissive than your girlfriend in heat. I take cock in my ass and like it.

I eat raw onions all the time and have for a long time. L O L at your life if you think doing this will help you grow a pair. The reality is if you had balls to begin with you wouldn't waste time on here.

Stay neet and feminine, nu-Sup Forums.

>i'm so ironic! LOL

>make a onions->test post on Sup Forums
>write an article about it

That's journalism for you

Eat like an apple

Reminder that these people make these threads to fabricate a narrative. Nobody in Sup Forums would do this, they’re trying to troll and fail at it. If anything the author is some butthurt faggot that deleted his system32, put his iphone in the microwave or attempted to make crystals using infographics that came from this shit hole.

With your butt

In a salad.

The onion scares the soyboy

>trigger discipline
this is why I'm on the fence about whether civilians should possess firearms without a shitton of mandatory training and evaluation.

>he doesn't know about the fake onions
lmaoing @ ur lyf rn

>Nobody in Sup Forums would do this
u sho bout dat

The virgin soyboy versus the Chad onion

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Seemed more like some dumbass shilled stupid shit here for a few days then fucked off. Before that someone was shilling salt.

Mate hamburgers are only $1 because Abbott passed the hamburger act of 2016. We should all be greatful for that wonderful man and in the meantime most importantly eat more onion. MAGA

bump for cocaine..

who /ronions/ here?

I've seen way more threads about articles about Sup Forums doing this than I have seen threads about Sup Forums doing this

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Am I retarded or is the grammar in that title just wrong"

The "now" at the end seems fucking weird. Can a grammarfag please tell me why it looks so stupid

I was eating raw red onions long before the memes. Shit's delicious.

Real trigger discipline is having your finger on the trigger and having the discipline not to ND

>journalist reads Sup Forums for the first time
>confused as fuck about proper etiquette
>leaves bewildered
>makes shit up

Happens every single time and always puts a smile on my face.

I usually just put 1 onion with 5 oranges and mix them all then drink it.

>Implying I haven't been eating raw onions since 2001 because of our Great Ogrelord
Activated

eh onion has always been good for you and taste good as well, red onions best raw sandwhichs, salads, even omlets, use ya imagination, and brown onions for cooking and shit ( Q U A L I F I E D C H E F BTW)

Like Based Tone did. Like an apple.

MSM is a thing

>make own thread to use as source for news story
standard liberal news method nowadays

Now, now, is this a slide thread?

>journalists 2 weeks behind the times

they need to get off their lazy asses and write their articles at the same time as they shill

you mean like this "Sup Forums troll get owned wup wup wup" story?

>what? The goyim learned about onions?
>SHUT IT DOWN
>I-its just a conspiracy theory, goy. Onions don't actually increase testosterone. Just keep drinking your tap water and eating soybean oil that we put in the food

And then there's this guy who's doing some obvious shilling in an attempt to get the goyim from discussing the test boosting benefits of onions. Derailing AND discrediting national socialism and normal whites

>Ancient Aztecs were white
The only "white" pseudogod was a cuck that was expelled for fucking his sister
I am talking about that "white" that supposedly threatened to return an supposedly the aztecs mistaken cortez with

Historic bs, at least the second part, aztecs always knew cortez was a human and a threat
that mith was created in spain

>some people on an anonymous forum said a thing last weekend that may or may not be gaslighting
>journalism
Poo n loo

I always did cause it's an important part of the chilean diet.

Stay mad soyboys.

>there are plebs who don't eat their burgers with an onion slice
How much of a shitter can you be?

I eat onions in my normal diet, I have since I was a kid. My onion consumption has neither increased or decreased recently. My garlic intake has increased though cause garlic is awesome

The onion meme is just the natural counter to the soyboy meme. And the Jew definitely doesn't want goys to have more testosterone. Then they might flip cars over

They are trying to convince me that onions have no net benefit.
Wtf I love onions now

>make one thread themselves
>"it's a Sup Forums hacker conspiracy guise"
Gos damn fake news

Aztecs where whiter than white

>found the idiot who put a round through the floor of the aircraft

>trying to call false flag to keep all the onions for yourself
Not falling for it

RACISTS BE TE EFF OH ED

>the amount of concern shills itt
The swedistan not only has direct evidence to support msm fabrication, but it also would have supported their narrative if successful. The onion meme doesn't benefit the left at all. They don't want you to have more testosterone. Even if it was fabricated by them (they are vastly incompetent and can't meme and are incapable of this), who cares? Onions still increase testosterone by 300%

Take the Shrek pill boys, it has many layers of love and life!

Careful, user, a journalist might take a post like that seriously.

lmao when your journalistic integrity is so depraved you cite Sup Forums

haven't seen one thread about onions and im on here 24/7

>Nobody in Sup Forums would do this
Eat onions? What are you talking about you fucking mong?

This is now an onion appreciation thread.
Whats your favorite way to eat manly onions user?

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A few big slices of onion, spicy mustard, and avocado are what I put on burgers. That along with green Tabasco sauce. Its so damn good. Also good on tuna with a slice of tomato.

I bet they Sup Forums is full of little girls too

>check article
>written by nu-male soyboy
>he eats 0 raw onions a day
>laugh while eating a raw onion

Praise muscle-Jesus!

Not gonna lie, that sounds tasty as fuck.

this is fake news, some retard started spamming onion threads last week for a couple days and then wrote an article about his own posts

SAD

Harden the fuck up cunt.

>step into shower
>onion in hand
>turn on water to max cold
>eat onion like an apple. Ten bites or less

Fuck I loved Echo as a kid. Echo CD was A+

When your shit smells like onion, you are pretty much there.

kek

Are they shrokophobic or something??

>Nobody in Sup Forums would do this

What if your pussy smells like onion haha asking for a friend

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I’m on Sup Forums pretty regularly and I don’t remember seeing this at all.

Sup Forums is a maelstrom. This platform isn't conducive for consistent ideological organizing. Plus anons have been trolling newfags here since 2003. But that won't stop Leftists who want to claim a win

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>He doesn't bulk and chug onion juice with this steak and onions on a bed of onions
No gains soyim pajeet detected

someone did
I know it in my bones

I remember the answers too

one thing is certain.
pol tards are insecure about their masculinity.
fact.

>he doesnt eat raw onions

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Poo in

>ogres are like onions
>ogres are manly
The truth's been right before our eyes all along yet we were too dumb or short to see it.

Most people try to slice it up and eat a little at a time, but this is actually a pretty terrible idea. To really get all the testosterone liquids out of the onion, you need to bite into it like you would an apple.

Wait, this is an "imageboard" after all. I can just show you, haha.

Best wishes,

Michael Allen

Its more about a healthy endocrine system than muh masculinity.
Our environment is full of poison and compounds that disrupt normal hormone production.

fake and gay

>In the shady hellscape of far-right forums
This author obviously didn't catch the lighthearted cat/nuke thread going on: see pic unrelated but still true

Who /onioncampanion/ here?

>the Most Cucked nation on earth
haha

*companion