Reports of gunshots at the Oxford Circus Tube in London, it was reported that it was a “Gang shootout” but this is still underway.
LONDON HAPPENING
>Gang incident
NAZBOL GANG, NO!!!!
Part and Parcel
PLEASE BE A WHITE MUSLIM
Please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white
But we banned guns! This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!
why wont the evil powers of UK give back the stolen land, and valuables...WE will not stop until WE get back whats rightfully OURS
>Reports of gunshots
That is impossible, user.
Guns are outlawed in the UK.
well then i best carry on dicken your mumma because thats rightfully hers
it's literally nothing
England doesn't have guns though so this is fake news.
What a drama queen
>be in London
>see screaming mob
>hear "little pops"
>oh dearie me, another jolly good day of part and parcel
>carry on with your life
>Reports of gunshots
They have to ban the things again!
PART
AND
PARCEL.
GIVE back what you've stolen and WE might let you life under the last of your kind is a footnote in time
Implying male Bongs can sex White women who aren't pikeys...
impossible. Le guns are illegal in bong land
Sounds like every WalMart right now in the U.S.
muh gun laws
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They probably are ALL white
PARCEL
It was two gangs of Nog's fighting on the platform. Nice bit of BLACK Friday enrichment for the shoppers
>Read that whole statement in strong english accent and burst into laughter
Some law isn’t stopping people from buying guns
Plus the Metro Police confirmed it
fake news, there are no guns or knives either in bongland.
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When someone says shots fired in London but you know it's fake news because UK has gun control and firearms are illegal.
Tell that to the Metro Police
Why can't we all live in peace.
I feel so terrified, Why is humanity so dead?
We all are children of the Almighty, we should live in brotherhood and harmony.
Wake up everyone!!
I believe the station has been reopened but the terror level was raised
So they literally ran from nothing? Stampede for nothing, the autism of the smartphone generation.
Imagine the soyrunners stepping on each other.
UPDATES:
Reports that it was a big mass panic
Fucking brittards got me excited for nothing
Tfw when the intercom just told me it was closed. If I knew there were happenings I would have got off the underground and walked there.
(((reports)))
IT WAS DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
This happened in New York’s Penn Station when someone was tased by the police and the whole station started to run over each other because “it sounded like gunshots.” Things can be “misleading”
RIVERS OF BLOOD
THOUSANDS REPORTED DEAD
Good teamwork lads.
No there literally was nothing
Some autist heard gunshots and screeched
Does soy provoke high anxiety and therefore higher possibility of stampedes?
I bet it was an entire terrorist massacre except that super intelligent AI systems have already deleted all evidence and all the surviving eye witness are spirited away to a mysterious island in the pacific.
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This is really nice.
Guess you can say the people were living on a thin line
panic is contagious
imagine being surrounded by hundreds of people who randomly start running
what would you do?
Mass Hysteria
SHOPS
A P
N O
D P
Run with them simple
i want the smart soyboy to answer me
NOT ALL TERRORISTS
TERRORISM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE
PLEASE BE A WHITE MALE
Is it nothing again lads?
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L I T T L E P O P S
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But this is impossible?! I thought they banned all guns? Wasn't that supposed to stop these shootings?
>“Gang shootout”
Whoa whoa whoa how is that possible? Guns have no place in London.
It's nothing. Just herds of worthless consumers getting shook up by a loud noise.
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But guns illegal
How bad guys get guns if they don't sell them?