Why don’t you inlist in the military ? Are you one of those weak leftist soyboys ?

Why don’t you inlist in the military ? Are you one of those weak leftist soyboys ?

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I did faggot. Went to the war and everything so fuck you.

Watching Biloxi Blues as a child scared the fuck out of me because I'm autistic and have gyno.

I almost thought about it when I tried listening to Hannity for a few months to find out what he was all about, but then later realized that War is a Racket. Respeks to the good guys in the various forces tho.

I'm overweight and a weak :/

How was it? Wanna share some stories?

Military is one of the most blue pilled things a white American man can do. Only nonwhites who want a camaro and hicks who fell for their evangelical pastors bullshit about saving Israel enlist in the military anymore, it’s become nothing but a mercenary squad for Jewish interests.

I love war and the concept of fighting for my values but I hate the US. I never want to step foot in the Middle East.

Well, I was there in 2005. Shit was bad I guess. I knew it was bad but figured other years were no different. I've seen so many bombs go off it's not even funny.

In the Summer time it got the worse. Military would cut all communications for soldiers on our base whenever someone would die from our base so we couldn't spread the news and their family wouldn't get the info before military told them. So we'd go months without calling our families because people kept dying.

I was in the country so we didn't see much small arms fire. They would just secretly and covertly keep laying down ied's on the sides and in the roads. There were roads so bad that we had to swerve around giant craters where bombs had gone off. I'd write a book out of all the shit that happened.

>inlist
You'll make a fine Marine one day.

>shooting kebabs with slavshit because Mr noseberg told you to
>going to war
Choose one goy

Funding was cut and my contract was cancelled.

too old

>inlist
Because I have IQ higher than 80

Did your wife stay faithful?

kek.

Marines are pretty dumb huh. I was in the ARMY and I know ARMY has some dumb people but fuck. Marines are assholes though. Almost inherent in Marines. Lot of times Marines want to be stuck up faggots in the military claiming they're the best when they're just Marines. I can understand Special Forces or Navy S.E.A.L.S. feeling that way but regular faggot Marines think they're the cream of the crop.

Nah, my girlfriend sort of cheated on me when I was there, even told me while I was there. Really fucked me up. We ended up divorced later on so it's all good.

>inlist

Why dont you watch " Radio Bikini " where US soldiers are used as test subjects during Atomic Testing ?

>inlist

Hahajahahahahaha

>leftist soyboys

i'm so glad i found Sup Forums, now i'm a MANLY MAN!

Good on her for being honest. I sent a whole bunch of porn for some army guys to fap to when they were stuck in the desert and they had the interenet locked down.

Felt pretty patriotic.

Nice

Served Active duty with the 10th mountain division with 3rd BCT Spartans and 2nd BCT 2-87 Infantry. Coldest fucking place I've ever lived in my life.

>Why don’t you serve the banker in the military? Are you one of those redpilled alt-right proud boys ?

>inlist

t. boot

Thanks for the help. Any porn is appreciated. Our base was ALL male. Small as fuck, we didn't even have a PX so I pretty much saved all my money (didn't have shit to spend it on or the time to spend it). Rarely we'd see a female on our base and when we did we were like FUCKKKKK WOW!!!!!!!

Where were you stationed?. I think Korea was the coldest I ever felt.

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Because I'm blind in in my right eye and uncorrected in my left is too bad (-21) to be accepted into the CAF.

Tried but got rejected coz i had never worked. Their loss.

>enlist to learn how to war
>learn I'm a jew merc
>get angry for being tricked
>go to war
>mfw hajj are disgusting subhuman trash and deserve to be exterminated
>no longer angry because I'm a good exterminator

not one woman...

looks like the jews will be replacing you

U serious?. Australia is pretty fucked up.

>inlist
found the faggot who didn't have the balls

I did, and it’s actually spelt enlist faggot!

That's because in boot they are pounded with marine history until it's all they think about. You don't have that in army BCT.

>"I dislike the American government, it doesn't represent my values and actively pushes policies that subvert my way of life"
>"lol, I'm going to go die in a desert for no discernable goal and anyone who does otherwise is an idiot"

I disagree with that reasoning. Here's an example of why.

Just before I shipped off to basic training they had us stay in a hotel for the night and we ate breakfast in the dining area of the small hotel.

Nobody really knew each other (obviously we were yanked from various random places close by. I sat with a group of two there were a couple other groups of two of three people sitting with each other around the room and what do we all notice?. This one table of like 6-10 people sitting at it with one loud obnoxious guy talking about "yeah, this is the Marine table, one big happy family". Get the fuck out of here with that shit . They're assholes before they even enter boot camp.

That's beyond patriotism. That's exclusivity.

>Why don’t you inlist in the military ?
>inlist

Cause I'm actually above intelligence and don't need enlist in the military kek. Military is for failures and retards.

>1 post by ID
why does Sup Forums always fall for it
seen this thread more times than i can remember
its like you are perpetual newfags

Spelt?

this
>Be Police officer
>Work with a lot of vets
>Former 11B myself
>Working with cocky Marine Reservist (Nothing against reservists, was one myself at one point as well)
>Thinks he is the shit, talks non stop about the Marines and how is some hard core ass dude
>His mos or whatever they call it in the Marines is supply
>One day tell him to stfu when he is looking bragging about being a marine, acting cocky,and talking down to two female officers who are soldiers in the National Guard (One had just came back from a deployment to Iraq)
>"Bro you are a supply marine, stfu you aint shit, you have never even deplpyed"
>"WELL FIRST OF ALL, I AM INFANTRY TOO BECAUSE EVERY MARINE IS A RIFLEMAN FIRST"
>Honestly I was shocked, but expected other Marines to tell him something
>All I got was " Dass Rite brother, oorrahh!"
Fuck Marines

It's "enlist" you ignorant hillbilly. I did.

Who cares? I'd rather talk about war and military than Trump or Pizzagate

>biting OP's style and trying to get (you's) by using down syndrome-tier grammar.

You got me

>Cause I'm actually above intelligence and don't need enlist
- Fuck dude?

past tense of spell (as in order of letters, not magic)

They don't take people with multiple forms of cancer. Even if I've been living with it for over a decade.

My roomie is a submariner though.

>about war and military
on politically incorrect and its not even this thread in particular many more like it
its like you have a short term memory problem

Ineligible

Well most people who join the army are either sub 80 IQ or flat out suicidal so what do you expect

If it comes home I will still fight

>multiple forms of cancer
how much cancer do you have?

Fuck the US Army fuck the troops fuck the zog

What, so I can go fight a Jewish proxy war for Israel?
Fuck that bullshit.

>American female
>faithful

Mucosal melanoma, throat, and thyroid.

Probably more at this point, but whatever. That weak shit isn't killing me.

You're working for the jews either way faggot if that's your logic. If you aren't killing for them, you're working and paying them taxes to pay the people they pay to do the killing.

that's pretty fucked. are you getting treatment?

I want to remind americans that going to the other side of the world fight sandniggers for your kike overlords is not defend your country. God bless ya.

>1 post by this faggot
you win this round op

>getting PTSD, losing a limb, getting disfigured and die on the other side of the planet for Israël

I feel bad for the people thinking that becoming a grunt for the ZOG is a valid path for your life.

>thinking I work or pay taxes

My left shoulder is deformed, and I can't raise my arm above shoulders level. I wanted to go in the Air Force. My grandpa always talked about it, and how much he enjoyed it, especially when he was stationed in Guam.

>Why don’t you inlist in the military ?
*enlist
i would have but my passion is art desu
>Are you one of those weak leftist soyboys ?
i'm a weak soyboy but not leftist

don't pay enough to be shot at by dune coons

Fuck no, unless you count smoking weed every other month as treatment. Radiation would kill my organs (I was an alcoholic when I was young, renal system isn't exactly tip top). It would destroy me faster than cancer does.

Because what's right is right and what's wrong is wrong - there are no gray areas.

If you kill someone, you can guarantee you'll be spending time in hell - that's the price you pay for playing God with the lives of others.

Also most people who join the military are of low IQ, most.

And our military doesn't even stand for justice - it serves corporate America.

>joining the military
no fuckin thanks

I respect the *good* military guys that serve with honor and aren't degenerate in character; somebody has to serve in our military after all. But there are lot who are fucking degenerates.

Also, the military fights for bullshit coming out of Washington. Beyond all the patriotic hoo hah shit, you really are viewed in contempt by both wonks, and military brass, and amount to being expendable asset as Dillon said in Predator.
You might survive combat, but you might end up receiving heavy exposure to industrial toxins, might end up observing total degeneracy from other soldiers and fear for your life if you expose them; you might even end up getting raped.
Granted, it's not that way across the board, but that stuff does happen. I think morale is a lot lower than advertised as well

Anyway, military in America is like self-inflicted masochism for a feeling of valor

There are jobs in the military that don't involve killing things you know.

>enlist

I am. Turd Sgt only but still...

What is brazil army like? ever deployed to a favella?

^^^This
No offence to veterans you know you mean a lot to us regular folk but enlisting to die in a unjust war that is started on shaky grounds(OIL OIL OIL) is not something a lot of us want to do...hell most proxy wars of the last 20 years didnt need to happen but the good ol' USA sent their boys to die out there anyways.

I saw a few stop a guy going too fast in a tractor. Those were far and away the most physically fit, attractive, and assertive guys I saw while I was in Brazil. They also looked pretty bored having nothing better to do than chase down some dumbass in a tractor.

They manage to keep things at minimal decency due to several cuts over the years.

Yes, during WC.

>faggot
>faggot enabler

Neither.

When our country starts standing up for Christian values again, perhaps I'll consider it - if they'll look past all my mental disorders.

Diagnosed with psychopathy, they wouldn't even draft me.

On Sup Forums

Checks out.

Just means i can't feel empathy desu, doesn't mean i'm a serial killer or anything. There are plenty of functioning psychopaths out there, you likely know a few.

I tried but I couldn't get into infantry due to leg problems and I didn't really want to do anything else.

>if everything isn't perfect nothing is good

Can't make it better if there aren't any non-shitbirds to help shape it.

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Never taken a test for it
>as if I'd let them know
but it kind of sucks after a while not really understanding how other people could really have so much feeling for each other beyond some kind of moral code or wanting to be a good person

Noice

>inlist

WE'VE GOT OURSELVES AN ASVAB WAIVERS BOYS, SEND HIM TO BENNING

HE CAN DRIVE TRUCKS LOADED WITH 55 GALLON DRUMS OF PUCKERED ASSHOLES FROM BARRACK TO BARRACK, GET OUT, AND LARP AS A HERO ON Sup Forums

My roomate in college went into army after college, and he was definitely a psychopath or close to being one on the antisocial spectrum. Then again, psychopathy might just be a meme

Most military are anti-immigrant, anti-refugee, right-wingers. Explain your logic.

Heyyy look it's true.

I probably have Khazar blood somewhere in my history, so I just blame the Jews. They came up with these diagnoses anyway, so that seems fair.

I legitimately tried to an hero. Was hospitalized and everything. So I am ineligible to serve now.

I could probably do more good on the outside as a citizen than someone who has to stand around for four years and take orders.

With that said, I've always dreamed about being a part of an SAS type group.

>youtube.com/watch?v=JG5lbgDZnrE

Most psychos I've met were just people with fixation and anger issues.

And at least half of the bipolar people I've met actually had serotonin syndrome.

Psychology/psychiatry is a total crapshoot.

And that is why they are sent to die for jewish interests in the middle east.

I was told you need to have 2 instances of an hero attempt to be ineligible

>and take orders.

Yeah, that's my biggest problem. I can't follow an order I believe is bad. Like I physically can't do it, it's a compulsion.

Because the Belgian military is shit

I was in a car accident and my arm got totally fucked, had to have tendon surgery and lost one of the tendons in my arm because it was too badly damaged

DQ'd from all branches, I tried to join several times it's all I ever wanted to do with my life

I want to kill myself desu

>why dont you become a welfare queen and fight israels wars goy? what are you a soyboy?

Sage in every field

Because I'm not a nigger in need of welfare from the government.

Also fuck federalism.

I dont do well in hierarchy systems i'd be the guy everyone makes fun of