Tohsaka Rin canonically pleases old men for money

>yfw MTSP predicted this

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I wanna suck her clit so bad.

Why the fuck she needs the money anyway?

What about Tsundere Ojous?

>not sucking on her defenseless anus until she prolapses

>Taking a cell phone gatcha game as canon

This is why fatefags are the worst type of cancer

Rhinofags vindicated at last.

She pleases them for free.

T H I C C

>Tohsaka Rin is the patron deity of prostitutes
Can we all agree that Jin is the Nostradamus of porn?

I want to breed her so badly.

> prostitute
> offspring

Wrong OP.
Tohsaka canonically pleases.
She rules Venus, in all imaginable ways.
Plus she doesn't do it for money, she does it for nature.

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she's a goddess, stop applying mortal trash logic to her womb

Lancer Arturia doesn't even act like that and it's hardly going out a limb to just create an OOC adult version of a popular character

Reminder that the guy who slept with everyone's wives doesn't think the goddess of love is good enough for him.
Don't waste your money on her and her horse cum filled vagina.

I feel pretty bad for her
Her reason of being just got shit on

That trash is only 30% Rin. Enough to be minorly influenced enough to not be an insane cunt.

The true Rin pseudo-servant is our lovely adorably cute goddess off the underworld, Ereshkigal.

She can't wing against a big cock.

My thick sperm will impregnate her for sure.

>Ishtar is old and busted after literally one week because her forever lonely sad sister Ereshkigal is infinitely better

I want both

Reminder: Ishtar only pleases Gudao cock now and no longer whores herself out. She's a reformed woman and goddess.

>Ishtar only pleases Gudao cock now
That's even worse
I can't imagine a worse fate

This. I would bring them both together giving them a good life for nothing but minor services rendered. I'd like real Rin to top off my harem though.

Gil-senpai wants none of her shit. Gudao-kohai is too busy pleasing his pure maidens to care about her.
Ishtar should just stick to sucking lion cocks.

>Not wanting Gudao to bend you over the nearest table, or pin you to the ground and take you like the Master he is.
>Not wanting to suck and clean his dick as the woman you belong to him after he finishes inside of you and he takes a nap.
What are you gay?

>tfw Ereshkigal and Ishtar will never trib with your cock between them to see who it catches on and slides into first

Rin is old and busted

Aoko clones are the truth

To buy more old men

I'd rather have Caster Gil do that to me
Gudao is just inferior in every way to Gudako.

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It's written by Nasu using the original plot for Prototype. As far as anyone's concerned, it's canon.

FGO is definitely canonical.

GO is canon.

This means Shiki (Void) and Rin took the dick of some other man than their respective one.

>busted

It's not them just someone who looks like them who cares

Literally what's your point

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What about Gudako cunt?

Rin took the cunt of several women though.

Gudako just rapes Ishtar

Gudako is for dominate rape on a Servant.
Gudao is for slow loving sex with a Servant for the sole purpose of procreation.

Psycho Lesbian Rapist? Gudako is the best.

sauce on that?

>being a secondary

Breeding with Sensei!

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>ara ara milf saber

My dick would literally explode.

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iqdb, saucenao, and google didnt give me anything

im fine i found it

>Sensei will never give birth to your children

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Next time just search for the character tag on panda, user

can someone explain why this meme is a thing?

>not naked

desu you could've just searched 'Parody:Fate Grand Order Language:English Character:Scatwhateverhernameisspelled' on panda and gotten enough.

In your opinion, who is the most powerful black servant in the Fate canon?

For me it's Ramesses II.

Good. I want my children to become living akasha mages.

Just stop caring. GO and Prisma Illya shit all over the 'rules' of fate and no one really gives a shit. Hell, GO retconned half of tsukihime by saying the MEoDP can't cut Gaia or it's beasts.

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This one actually isn't a meme. It's a character within the game. Although, Ishtar is the goddess of love, war, and sex. Not prostitution. That part is a meme.

It's so hard not to get triggered by void being summonable as a servant. It breaks almost every fucking rule.

Nasu writing procedure:
>1. Invent a rule
>2. Explain it in detail
>3. IMMEDIATELY start breaking that rule so hard and often that it seems like nobody obeys it

When did Void have to start playing by the rules of the Servant System?

Also if I remember correctly Void is only tethered to the world by her Master's dreams. The moment she cuts the connection, he stops dreaming, or the summoning system gets cut off they'll be separated and she'll fade away like a fleeting dream and forgotten from his mind.

"Don't"
-Nasu

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Breeding with Sensei!

Tsukihime remake when

It's not so weird. You start with a class container. You shove something into it, could really be anything as long as you can make it fit. If you succeed then you've got a Servant. It's really not much more complicated than that. Void isn't even the strangest thing to be crammed into a class container. Even before she appeared as a Servant there's an instance of a literary genre being one.

We've got 'disease' being a servant these days
Anything goes.

so can we finally have batman as a servant?

Scary how accurate fate shitposters are about the future of the series.

Sure, whatever.

>Ramesses II
>black

When did Egyptians become black?

Not him but my biggest problem is that even if you wished void was a servant the grail shouldn't have enough power to grant that. I mean that's like summoning Gaia or Alaya as servants in fact it's worse because void stated she was had authority over Gaia (Which GO retconned I guess but still).

they interbred with the nubians so it probably varied.

WE

I doubt a pharaoh would be mixed. The people maybe.

dude you had guys like Piye and Taharqa who were straight up nubians who were pharaohs.

Why is Luvia the one always used here when she has the mother of all crushes on Rin?

>Independent Manifestation: B
>The skill of appearing in the material plane by oneself.
This is Tiamat's but Void has her own skill.

Void makes no sense sometimes anyways.

>"Actually, I can't sleep. That's why I'm always lonely at night. It's frustrating, like I'm missing something. But, it's a perk to be able to look at your sleeping face. It would be wonderful if I could appear in your dream to protect you.?

Why doesn't Void just go into her Master's dream if she wants to protect them even in there? The two are already heavily implied fucking.

It makes even less sense why she would want his dick. VV was too alien to understand the concept of hunan love and void is more alien than that.

If she was just appeared out of nowhere it would make a little more sense. But she's a servant so the grail has tether her to a master and the grail cannot do that. The grail doesn't have enough power to change Gaia, how could it tether the avatar of fucking Akasha itself?

Pharoahs had harems from EVERYWHERE and eventually one of the children that spawned from said harem would become the next one.
Consider the following. Pharoah's tombs have been discovered to have cocaine in them and that only naturally existed in the Americas.

The pharoah's would be far more mixed than the populace.

She also canonically pleases English Kings, Greek Monsters and Finnish Ojou-Samas for free.

Because she's experiencing the world through a human container

>Fate fags

Her profile literally describes her as an all-powerful wishing machine. What makes you think the grail is supporting her?

I LOVE TOHSAKA RIN!

t. Luvia Edelfelt

The best.

The best!

. IMMEDIATELY start breaking that rule so hard and often that it seems like nobody obeys it
Is there any role from Fate that's still in fact?

I feel like he should just stop the pretense of stats/skills/rules/whatever and write to his heart's content.

Gudao is lame. You only like Gudao if you're a person with such pathetic sense of self that you can self-insert as this loser.

Gudako is where it's at. Gudako is love and life and Joker-esque insanity of knowing exactly where the fuck she is and what she represents in the greater Nasuverse.

Gudako is the true protagonist of F/GO. She understands what her purpose is.

i want to use her ass as a pillow

lewd

holy fuck those thighs
I'm going to fucking cum