/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TIS THE SEASON EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #41 (Thanksgiving Message) 11/23/17
youtu.be/iQE1ZFWJMcM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania feed the Coast Guard 11/23/17
youtu.be/hL05Q8NgGRQ
>Pres Trump speaking to the troops for Thanksgiving 11/23/17
youtu.be/f4EBz01frO0
>VP Pence @Walter Reed Mil Hospital 11/22/17
youtu.be/3U2bUeZ0VfQ
>VP Pence motorcade 11/22/17
youtu.be/4_qLJqiuKuY
>IntSec Zinke Thanksgiving Message 11/22/17
youtu.be/nMagVSFoeDk
>AG Sessions Thanksgiving Message 11/22/17
youtu.be/6K3SDJy1W9k
>NATO Resolute Support Cmdr Gen nicholson Press on Afghan 11/21/17
youtu.be/hm72338gnwA
>WH Video: Pres Trump Pardons Natl Thanksgiving Turkey 11/21/17
youtu.be/imupUsDAK7A
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in West Palm Beach FL 11/21/17
youtu.be/BJPKRVE-ijM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart DC 11/21/17
youtu.be/PBAaMVlKPfE
>Pres Trump remarks before Marine 1 departure 11/21/17
youtu.be/zIdO55WhOM0
>Pres Trump pardons Drumstick w/Barron&Tiffany 11/21/17
youtu.be/o8vgxOPwdiU
>Ivanka &kids arrive @Turkey Pardon Ceremony 11/21/17
youtu.be/UV9Lt2c5jXc
>SoS T-Rex meets Peruvian FM 11/21/17
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 11/21/17
youtu.be/UGkis9LPlFI
>Introducing Wishbone & Drumstick, official TotUS 11/20/17
youtu.be/nrwmYx8ylm0
>Pres Trump meets w/Cabinet, declares noko terror state 11/20/17
youtu.be/FcV1NuN1e9w

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Top kek

>Is kino a grill?

>>draw a cute boy
>Kino is a cute boy

Delet your lives

>Bill let an unholy beast suck him off in WH.
Hillary wasn't putting it out or?

Awoo?

>this comfy kilmead/steyn banter

Hillary is a dyke

>inb4 Time uses their own photo and names Trump anyways

Is that a yes?

You missed the lede of the pic related story.

>Bill - yes
>Jake Tapper - yes

"Am I drunk, or is she cute?" I asked Maloni.

"Which one?" he said.

"Monica," I said. "The one in the black."

"You're drunk," said Maloni, a rugby pretty boy. I overruled him. She was cute, if a little zaftig. And friendly. And nice.

They have a loveless marriage, why is it so hard to understand?

drumpf

Yes of course.

my gf left me, what should i do?

YOURE TOO CLOSE TO THE SCREEN AND YOURE GOING TO LEAVE NOSEPRINTS WHERE MY MICROFIBER CLOTH WONT REACH
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Awooble

>i said no!
DRRRRUUUUMMMMMPPPPFFFFF

Always awoo!

#resist

THAT'S NOT A QUESTION MAGGOT, NOW AWOO LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

make a video declaring your loyalty to ISIS and assassinate the pope

We gonna make trump times person of the year?

AWOOOOOO

44% of White Americans are under 35. 50% are under 40. 27.5% are over 55.

>the next governor of Michigan is a Lewinsky look alike only thinner and with kids
Fucking hell, she's going to get elected just because she's a gash

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>mexican
>there's some jobs even we won't do
gets me every time

i wanna make kino a decent mother!

DON'T

>we
And nah, let Ourguy bin Salman get it for draining the desert.

Go fuck her best friend.

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Only way to sell those magazines is to shove Trump's face on it.

Best water gun fight ever.

Nah it's ok. They'll just parallel him with Nixon, who won it two years in a row

He is just grabbing their money and assets, not even putting them on trial or anyhting

Kinda wish they released a MAGA Santa hat desu. I bought the cap and Christmas ornament, but an actual Santa hat would have been awesome.

>not fucking her mother

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Bringing men together.

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Alpha
Whiskey
Oscar
Oscar

Who here /livepd/?

awo...AWWOOOOOO

>The winds are blowin' wicked
>The stars are turnin' black tonight
>Yeah, 'twas the eve 'fore Christmas
>And now it's just another dreary night

>Well, santa and his reindeer
>They're deported to Nepal
>Now little Joe and Mika
>Won't have Christmastime at all

>Oh, who could have been so vile
>To make it go kerplumpf?
>That orange beast the children call The Drumpf

>The Drumpf squawks like a wombat
>But slithers like a lizard understand
>Yeah, he's got a big old belly
>But man that beast got tiny little hands

>He got orange chinchillas
>They're scurrying round his head
>They look like hairy cheetoes
>But smell like they been dead

>Yeah, who could have been so wicked
>To make Christmas go kerplumpf?
>The ghastly beast the children call The Drumpf

>Well, well, well
>Santa and his reindeer
>They're deported to Nepal
>The Mooch is back on Wall Street
>And Putin's on the crawl

>Oh, who can save our Christmas
>From finally goin' kerplumpf?
>From that orange creep the children call The Drumpf

That's an Awookey!

>trial
>in SA
Breddy sure he'll just execute them.

lol why is trump begging for a wall on Twitter?

[resists electrically]

Work till 10

Someone really should Tweet this at K.Eichenwald

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Started the wall yet?

LOSE

Will he change his mind after he wins and it is official?

I like how his main human traffickers are ISIS

AAAaaauhhhh duuuuh awwouuhhh wuu hwuh wuh wuhh woooooo....

arent females best friends loyal to each other and wouldnt sleep with their ex?

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63.5% of White Americans are under 50. The only reason this is the case is because 17% of White Americans are between 50 - 60. Over 2x the amount recorded on April 1st 1950.

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hold still

>breaks down and begins saving every single awoo image

It looks like they fixed it but Crunchyroll was referring to Kino as a "he" in the episode descriptions.

This new chap is killing me here.

>females loyal
>female friends

Oscar
Oscar
Whiskey
Alpha
Over?

I told her that she should come over at night
She came into the office, I left on a light
How was I to know that she’d put up a fight?
I beat her
(Beat her)
I beat her
(Beat her)
I caved her skull in and she fell to the floor.
I started to panic before I locked the door.
At least she couldn’t tell my family anymore
I beat her
(Beat her)
I beat her
(Beat her)
BEAT HER
(Beat her)
BEAT HER
(Beat her)
It wasn’t hard to defeat her.
She would’ve ruined my whole career.
But now she’s dead, and I’m in the clear.

very obvious b8

He's saying no to "probably". Wants a definitive "yes" he won before wasting his time so they can hawk his photos and interview in a followup issue

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>CBTS is up to 539 threads now

Fucking embarrassing

>girls
>being loyal to their friends
>ever
In rare circumstances they can be "bros" but most of the time they'd bang any dude just to get back at their friends for calling them fat one time behind their backs.

>arent females best friends loyal to each other and wouldnt sleep with their ex?

hahaha
this is cute...
>females loyal
anytime you got three women in one place...two will be in a corner talking about the other

As if I needed a reason to hate them more. Already pretty butthurt about Kino screentime as a proportion compared to older stuff and CGI.

Let it get bigger. Fake News will latch onto it and they can be our meat shield.

He knows they'll jew him out of it so he's pissing on them in the mean time, so I think so

Thanks!! Dr. Awoo!

dorpmf

rationalwiki.org/wiki/Donald_Trump

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>Finland has a population of 5.5 million
THERE ARE MORE ILLEGAL ALIENS IN THIS COUNTRY THAN THERE ARE AUTISTIC FINGOLIANS.

roger
will fire on leftists in the open
shot out

Yeah. It's not great but I was prepared for this so I can still enjoy it. I don't get hyped anymore since MGSV. This little girl is the only good part of the B-team.

AWOOOOOO!!!

Legit not bait, I just thought the 'we strong sisters stand together' stuff held true for fucking ex's of their best friends. or do they all talk mad shit about each other still? despite not being a virgin i know fuck all about females and their interactions with other females

I'm so happy this is just b8

Yes, most european countries are populationlets.

>call website "rational" wiki
>article is hysterical nonsense

makes ya think

There are more White Suburbanites under 35 then there are Hispanics in the US. Including all 11,100,000 pesky illegal immigrants!!!

A-Awoo?

HALLELUJAH!

A very small percentage may be loyal to their friends, but most chicks hate each other

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even weaker b8

>fat tit wolf girl

this is my all time favorite trump tweet i just burst out laughing when i checked his page a few minutes ago. Jesus christ this is going to rustle some jimmies