This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?

This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?

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Excellent tastes faggot.

Hope you look like this
Otherwise good fucking luck.

k-khazar?

>zero bulge

What did he mean by this?

I can't tell if she's real or a sex doll

Also, good luck getting gay married in Russia, OP

If women are into manlets, I guess. I'll take my 6'1", lean frame over his 5'6" 225 beefcake look.

Who is this and does she do porn

Ftm?

This is mine.

Your ideal husband looks like a dude that works out and took lots of Roids and GH for some good 2-3 years?

You know anyone can get to look masculine and dominant with this amounts of hormones in their bodies, right?

I think you are going to kill yourself when you are 32 and still single.

the muscles are a little veiny, honestly that kind of creeps me out

someone a little fuzzier and fatter, like Colby Jansen :3

Guys with as much trenbalone coursing through their veins as op would fuck a hole in drywall.

Jason Genova aesthetic? Looks gross ngl

What muscles?

>1 inch benis
how is it going to fit in your monstrously fat ass? even if he's a grower you're in bad shape burger

See! Post this shitty thread on a fast board where you actually get (you)''s and stay off of my /tttt/

He is not white so you better not be.

This is mine. I am a white girl who only likes black guys. ask me anything :)

>bald
>lipstick

What's Sup Forums's excuse for not being /fit/?

>this
>his
Accurate

Aww man totally the same genes. Minus the huge forearms and calves and shrimp dick.

they look gay

I'm satisfied with the size of my penis

I'm opposed to gay marriage.

Did they finally get rid of those gay laws in Russia.
Good for you, faggo.

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>falling for it

>triggeredwhiteboys.jpg

this is my ideal huband

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It's wife

this is eve. this poster is a baby. for him to be right. OP man and his pic. would both be dead. enjoy

good taste but steve is my husbando

I want nothing more then a strong Turkish bull

>lipstick
youtube.com/watch?v=M_94LbvNkHQ

you can get pedo marriages there though. spread lots of aids because it's only been made preventable recently for gay men. doesnt work for you. putin's a pedo. good job

you fags have shit taste

How do you think you will eventually "pay the toll"?

BOGGED.COM

Your ideal husband will have shrunken testicles and reproductive issues

They said husband, not rape train.

I think he looks like a retard and there is a possibility that he's some closet homo. 80% of the guys you meet who look like this fit that description. Big muscles, small brains.

>Not Portuguese or Spanish

That shit is disgusting. Guys who look like that are typically closet gays and always angry over nothing. No thank you.

He's a grower, not a shower.

9 inches hard.

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The most evolved, the most fearsome, the most clever
The Vikings

you're gay

>all men are retarded
become women. report that tits posting nog too

Looks like slav joe rogan but bigger

>No body hair
I hate to break it to you. This man is a homosexual.

fuck, kill, marry.

youre a mason neck deep into worshipping vaginas. your dick must be carved up. whether by knoife or by pussy

kys

Mine

You can totally find someone like this, user! You'd have to pay them though.

marry, kill, fuck

Steroids

>sage

against global rules

I had a couple cousins that looked kind of like this in college. They took mad roids and fucked the hottest bitches on campus at will. Fast forward a decade, one had his wife leave him because he was impotent and in debt. The other one is also pretty much impotent with bitch tits, and married a fat bitchy girl who apparently didn't mind not getting fucked. He has spent thousands on doctors trying to get a good regimen to correct his chronic low T.

Careful with the roids friends. Sometimes when your balls no longer have to produce their own test, they shut down and never start again.

glad we agree with manlet gets the gas

>Your thoughts?

I think you're a faggot. Why is this on Sup Forums?

Sup Forums almost daily violates rule 3. it doesn't matter senpai

He can create a New Euroasian masterrace.

>Vikings
Modern Swedes and Norwegians are low test sissies. Danes are inbred trash

I'm pretty sure the people who post in Sup Forums and the people who post in /fit/ are in fact the same people

Greeks are the best humans, etc.

>vikings
Modern Swedes and Norwegians are low test sissies and Danes are inbred trash

That's all well and good but don't complain when he's spending 4 hours a day in a gym.

Not even on purpose honestly; just on principal. Muscle always comes first.

>tattoos

chop your tits off you broken cross flag whore. you tree fucking bitch
oh well. ill remind them of their shit
beautiful. it's not a stink hole. there's fucking something to it. and we're reaching corona territory and i see no scabs. uncut confirmed. he looks maybe 3.75" soft. not bad

nice
all three of them?

Didn't most actual Vikings leave Scandinavia and settle elsewhere? Normans, Rus, etc.

>don't complain when he's spending 4 hours a day in a gym.
Another 4 hours in the mirror when he gets home

i get hard to visual things im sorry. harlequin novels and dainty females are shit. and guess what. they invented narcissism

>don't complain when he's spending 4 hours a day in a gym
Good, I will spend this time shitposting on cancerous imageboards, lol

>bald

Actually kinda mirin the left niggers tats
Anymore pics?

sure pencil frame what ever make you feel special inside

My cousin has been with black guys all her life. And she's been fucked over by all of them.

I think it's shaved, not bald.

skinnies tend to be packin

Bald heads look cute and adorable for some reason.

Do you have photographic evidence?

That's bald. You can see hair shades on the sides of the head and no hair shades closer to the center, kkk

You're right. I should've looked better.

umm. yes. lol. but i cant post it. and it's not just pics. but i know what youre hinting at

wife (male)

mutilated cock

why havent you killed yourself yet?

Amidoinitrite

Do you? :3

he can restore. merp

Nice vascular bro
I just broke 3pl8 squats today
:^)

Not 100% sure, I think it might be Beth Lily