Bail me out

i drank like 12 glasses of whiskey...went on the freeway and slammed into a barrier....before i could call for help a statie pulled up and had me walk in a circle then say some alphabet, in stuck in a cell with a cold sandwich and a bottle of water, i snuck my phone in, IM NKT THAT DRUNK

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please, my battery is about to sie

Fuckin loser

where are u ill come save u right now

anyone help, its some jail in bumfucm Aimes, Iowa

Lol. You're fucked comrade.

city and state ?

im sending the spirit of hitler to you buddy, hold tight

It's called Ames, bro. Ames

Call your mom, we're not posting your bail

topkek i feel like asking Sup Forums to bail you out means you have to repay them by taking female hormones

>communist memeflag
>wants more government
>gets more government

Why would anyone help you?

Send email for PayPal

You're gong to need tens of thousands of dollars hundreds of hours and a competent lawyer.

>Ames

Good riddance.

I'll come get you but you have to suck my cock all the way back to beaver creek.

This isnt the board to post this on you should've tried Sup Forums

Another political prisoner taken are you happy now Sup Forums?

you will need 3k for laywers and court fees in US,

because its friday night you will probably stay in lock up for the weekend.

enjoy your mini vacation

doesn't most tens of thousands you watching too many ads kid

Kinda, choose a different memeflag next time

haha thats not very socially responsible. think of your poc comrades while ur in the cell.

You will either be released when you sober up or sit for the weekend the worst is yet to come.

When you get out, go to the Barilla pasta factory.

Neck yourself.

bump, i need a larper?

Don't worry, I'm sure your cell won't fill up with meth'ed out tweakers.

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Can't do the time don't do the crime, nigger.

What the fuck are you saying bourgeoisie?

take another picture commie

Ask for a lawyer ASAP. Find a way to post bail.

What kind of dumbass is publicly wasted in a country with retarded intoxicated in public laws?

>12 glasses of whiskey
lmao fucking pussy

try that calm before the storm general
its full of larpers

You could've killed someone you stupid faggot. Sit in jail.

If he means glasses, and not shots, then he's pretty hardcore actually.
That's like, 4 bottles of whiskey

Trust the state commie. They'll take care of their fellow worker! HAHAHAHAHA

you absolute moron you should have ran away as soon as you crashed

Oh I misread.
You were drunk driving.
Enjoy prison.

>in stuck in a cell with a cold sandwich and a bottle of water
Wow,almost like the Soviet Union,
you should feel right at home.

I might have helped you if you weren't a godless commie.

being ridiculously drunk is not an accomplishment nigger

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
You could have killed a kid for fucks sake.

Sir. Your my hero.

In all seriousness, are you in county or are you at the police station? Post another pic for proof. I'm an Iowan. Got friends all over

Drinking that much and not shitting your pants, passing out, and choking to death on vomit is an accomplishment actually.
Albeit not one you should aspire to

But going to jail is experiencing communism, no work, free food and you get state issued housing, you reap what you sow nigger.

>Your

>has bottle of water and phone in processing
no

It is his hero.

shitting hell mate how big are your glasses? You don't pour yourself a pint, shirley?

>in holding cell
>having a phone
>posting on pol
Yeah man, I dont doubt you've been arrested before. But I doubt youre there right now.
I got arrested before, was in holding cell for 18 hours for some reason. I got a sandwich and a dixie cup for water. Pennsylvania

Someone called the jail and tell them they arrested a pedophile

Maybe for people missing a few hundred thousand years of enzyme evolution.

That's like a casual Sunday afternoon worth of piss.

fuck you

>Commie meme flag
>ugh I'm stupid and got DUI
>help me

use some bed sheets they might have in the cell and hang yourself.

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Have fun in the Gulag, look on the bright side when your phone dies you can live out every boring minute of this weekend in a cold cell than have a story to tell there Solzhenitsyn.

fucking pussy millie. i have driven up the for coast 300 miles non-stop with a ice chest and a 1.75 liter of Finlandia flying up PCH on cool starry night. good shit. only faGs and niggers and wetbacks get caught drunk driving.

If he meant shots then yeah, it's no biggie, but if he actually meant glasses...
Well for reference a 750ml bottle of wine is gone in 3 glasses if you're not drinking pussy glasses.

>commie flag
you fucked up

Thread hasn't 404'd or been moved yet. Bretty based mods if you ask me.

Japs back at it again with the best posts

I just called three different prisons in that area informing them that a man that recently hit a barrier and is drunk snuck a phone into a prison cell.

Enjoy your misdemeanor faggot.

end your life faggot commie larp, also kill yourself for being a fucking degenerate. some 16 year old girl died in the town by me last night from a drunk driver.

what a fuckin Reddit comment fag
(otherwise I agree)

>Ames IA
HAHA holy fuck are you a student? Get fucked cunt!

But no seriously why does shit always go down when I’m out of town?

i literally hope you die

I'm calling Ames county Sheriffs to tell them to take away your phone and use these posts as a confession for how much you drank

keep us posted, user

Good work, too many degenerate commies in this town, I blame the college

>Calls Sup Forums with a commie flag for help
>gives location
This is the stupidest shit I’ve seen in awhile

You deserve to burn in hell for your Soviet flag

Degenerate loser

This is why you dont drink alcohol bro. You should have walked it off before. I got a DUI before and its gonna cost you some money and the also take your license. I spent a few years without a car because of mine but you can get your license back after a few months.

Thats a cart from Walmart, and a price sign above you.

Failure larp. Low effort nigger

If you go to jail for the weekend, or can't get bail sleep against the wall so Tyrone don't violate your ring piece. Enjoy

Dump your best anti commie memes

Call Lyft, Uber or a taxi next time

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Spending a night in jail will enlighten the cuck as to how communism really works. Notice how they feed and house you for free?

haha fucking commie.

I had the cops roll up on me drinking a beer in my car, i finished the beer before they got me. Didn't get cited, charged, or even fined. Was let out after 8 hours (overnight), got a letter saying I was merely "detained', not arrested.

When I got a DUI I didn't call anybody to bail me out. I just sat there and evaluated my life trying to figure out how I got to be such a loser and how to pull myself out of this mess.
You fucking sit there and contemplate what a burden you have become to those around you you commie faggot.
>implying this is even true

Are you at the corrections department in Ames OP?

I’m on route 30 let me know quick and I’ll take the next exit and post your bail.

I lost an uncle and a close friend to drunk drivers. Hope you get fucked in the ass by a methed out nigger.

someone's getting ass raped

Tbf, only certain states have public intoxication laws.

He is probably in the story county jail.

I've been there several times when I used to be a drunk degenerate loser in my college days.

OP made several crucial mistakes here:
>1. Ames, Iowa
>2. Used proxy flag - not just any memeflag, but a fucking communist one
>3. Sup Forums is not, and will never be, your personal army
Learn from this poor cuck's fate, newfriends

> Commie
> asking Sup Forumsfor help

Topkek

>drinking while driving a 2 ton high speed killing machine

You should be skinned and dipped on salt alive.

Wrong. You're clearly not white.

Drinking is in our DNA.

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take a selfie and ill bail you out. hurry! post a throwaway email man, hurry up!

Include me in the screencap

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