Find a banknote more aesthetic than the Australian 10 dollar bill

Find a banknote more aesthetic than the Australian 10 dollar bill.

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Pretty gay

But at least you still people famous people. When will there be a Steve Irvin one?

how about i fuckin stab ya cunt

That guy looks like he can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.

Too many colors, too much crap on it. Plastic? Get the fuck out, m8.

Back of an American 1 dollar bill.

>Plastic
Does your monopoly money stick together?

It's because we're girt by sea and like to take a dip with our mulah.

>clear
>has at least 5 different colors
why is all European money like this

Two dollar bill rom bermuda

Dont be so fucking childish? How many of your shitty nation's notes are counterfeit?
>Fucking heaps, as you well know

I was just about to post this question! I don't get why so many countries follow this bland style of currency.

wtf even the guy on your money is pic related

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Why is there an abbo on it

Because we get bored of seeing George Washington on African money

I think I might have upset you :^)

unironically this

user.......

We’re the biggest counterfeiters and you all don’t seem to mind. Take those greenbacks fresh and hot off any press you can get them from.

>plastic in your bills
It's not right

>he posted a crack wrapper
Want to know how I know you are black?

This. Why do euros have no class?

The $5 bill is better imho

Tubman_bill_concept.meme

>unironically
So hip

Australia isn't Europe you damn burger.

This real money looks way better than your monopoly play money shit.

Nothing like seeing the man brave enough to take on both the Jews and injuns

I used to be able to recite that whole poem from memory.

>Find a banknote more aesthetic than the Australian 10 dollar bill.
>post banknote
>"Well not that one, le 56% hehe"
fuck off, go lose another war to the emus

A BUSH CHRISTENING - A.B. "Banjo" Paterson
On the outer Barcoo where the churches are few,
And men of religion are scanty,
On a road never cross'd 'cept by folk that are lost,
One Michael Magee had a shanty.
Now this Mike was the dad of a ten-year-old lad,
Plump, healthy, and stoutly conditioned;
He was strong as the best, but poor Mike had no rest
For the youngster had never been christened,
And his wife used to cry, "If the darlin' should die
Saint Peter would not recognise him."
But by luck he survived till a preacher arrived,
Who agreed straightaway to baptise him.
Now the artful young rogue, while they held their collogue,
With his ear to the keyhole was listenin',
And he muttered in fright while his features turned white,
"What the divil and all is this christenin'?"
He was none of your dolts, he had seen them brand colts,
And it seemed to his small understanding,

same

t. mulga bill from eaglehawk

If the man in the frock made him one of the flock,
It must mean something very like branding.
So away with a rush he set off for the bush,
While the tears in his eyelids they glistened-
"'Tis outrageous," says he, "to brand youngsters like me,
I'll be dashed if I'll stop to be christened!"
Like a young native dog he ran into a log,
And his father with language uncivil,
Never heeding the "praste" cried aloud in his haste,
"Come out and be christened, you divil!"
But he lay there as snug as a bug in a rug,
And his parents in vain might reprove him,
Till his reverence spoke (he was fond of a joke)
"I've a notion," says he, "that'll move him."
"Poke a stick up the log, give the spalpeen a prog;
Poke him aisy-don't hurt him or maim him,
'Tis not long that he'll stand, I've the water at hand,
As he rushes out this end I'll name him.
"Here he comes, and for shame! ye've forgotten the name-
Is it Patsy or Michael or Dinnis?"
Here the youngster ran out, and the priest gave a shout-
"Take your chance, anyhow, wid 'Maginnis'!"
As the howling young cub ran away to the scrub
Where he knew that pursuit would be risky,
The priest, as he fled, flung a flask at his head
That was labelled "Maginnis's Whisky!"
And Maginnis Magee has been made a J.P.,
And the one thing he hates more than sin is
To be asked by the folk who have heard of the joke,
How he came to be christened "Maginnis"!
The Bulletin, 16 December 1893.

What's all that writing. A page from the dudes journal or something?

no Hong Kong currency is most beautiful. wife this money.

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Crikey!

look at this coin. phenomenal.

Enjoy your easily soggy or easily torn paper money

Out of my way you despicable Savage nigger

>Australian literature

Literally monopoly money

In primary school we had to learn an Australian poem to recite for our grade and I figured fuck it, I'd do the Man From Snowy River to show how badass I was.

The teachers were suitably impressed and made me recite it at assembly. All the kids thought I was a wanker but I'm still glad I did it. I even had different hats to put on when the different characters were speaking with wigs sewn into them.

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Fuck me, are they still thinking about putting that nigger woman on the $20 bill still?? I sure hope not

Love it. Keep up the good work Aus. Polymer bills are the one true bill.

3/10 ugly as fuck

You Americans are all the same. So full of yourselves.
>Captcha: Copias Walmart

>56%
Is that the amount of residual cocaine left in US dollar bills now?
Fucking filthy drugpig cunt, go have a tucking bath and get a job and maybe then you’ll get to see some money with other numbers on it.

American money is so pretentious.

It's aluminium

Or ALOOMENUM as you mutts call it

Lol ew

fuarrrrrkk this is the future we deserve.

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>maybe then you’ll get to see some money with other numbers on it
spicy

Still better than the 20

All of them from the third Reich

US $2 note from my personal collection

I always found American money feels the most authentic.

yeah big ben is a nice touch

You're alright, user.

Maybe you should go work on getting a job so you can actually buy a house and can move out of your mom's apartment, oh wait that's right the Chinese are colonizing you and you'll never be able to afford one.

I'd be your friend. We'd roleplay as bushrangers wrangling loose horses at the crack of dawn.

its poetry cunt

lmfao

You lazy shit, you could have edited out Sir Wild Lauriers name with all that photo editing skill.

it looks, feels and smells like plastic shit
they even replaced half the white men with broads and aboriginals

Well you left me with no choice

Here you go. Aruban florin.

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>1954 - BOC will pay to the bearer on demand
>1969 -BOC -this note is legal tender
>2013 - BOC- issue 2013

Now for the differences on the back
>Mfw i just found out how proud of pin manufacturing we are

Not bad op. Banjo Patterson deserves the honour of being on your money. And fuck it -any excuse to post New Zealand's money. The latest series fucks me off because its now bi lingual. Maoris didn't even know wtf a reserve bank was let alone a name for one. Plus, the bird on our tenner is a duck ffs, but no we can't call it that, have to use the maori name.
I'll post who the fuckers on our money are too, at least we have some redpilled cunts in out wallets.

bladerunner money

For the win. Yes, it's mine.

Let's take a moment to laugh at the Norwegian kroner.

mad cunt

I like this old bank note from the Kingdom of Yugoslavia.

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Bitches on NZ money explained.

> $5 Sir Edmund Hillary
Quintessential New Zealand bloke. In the 40s got sick of beekeeping, boozing and his wifes nagging and shithouse cooking decided to 'fuck this shit' and travel. Did rural NZ, hit up local pubs for some steak eggs and chips, a few pints and a local bird to pound. When bored of random pussy started climbing mountains to get his kicks After seeing a picture of Mt Everest decided to 'knock the bastard off' (literally his own words). Went over to Nepal and screwed a fair few girls to get his stamina up, grabbed one of their cuck husbands to carry his bags and climbed the mountain. On the summit needed a release, fapped over a picture of Queen Liz on the £5 note in his wallet and declared it a coronation present to her. She was totally impressed, invited him to London gave him a knighthood and quick feel of her tits out the back.

> $10 Kate Sheppard
Dumb broad from the 1880s who got butthurt about everything, especially not being able to vote. Emailed her friends, told them to stop shaving their hairy suitcases and giving blowies as a protest until shit was fixed. They hung around downtown throwing themselves in front of horse and carriages. Cops got tired of beating them and politicians finally relented giving them the vote. That wasnt enough, now power mad she then decided chicks needed the right to go to university, become doctors, politicians, make shitty meals for their husbands, be allowed to get fat, have pink hair and eat each other out. Shits been fucked ever since.

> $20 The Big Kahuna.
No explanation needed. May she continue to reign over us.

That's pretty good, I'll admit.

This is also very a e s t h e t i c.

> $50 Sir Apirana Ngata
First maori to grow tired of sitting on the footpath asking for smokes or $2 for the bus. Also notable for trying to get his people to wear clothes, read the Bible, stop raping their kids, making meth and wash their hands after taking a shit. Became a parliamentarian and told all his people in a I have a dream speech to 'get off your fucking arses and stop blaming whitey.' Did this 50 years before MLK. Modern day version is Based Winnie leader of NZ First. Actually has a chance of forming government in our general election in 6 weeks time.

> $100 Lord Rutherford of Nelson
Young dude growing up in rural idyllic anglo South Island under the shadow of the Alps. Spends his childhood looking for tadpoles and doing sick tricks on his bmx. One day sees a Jap in his town and instantly disgusted he discovers his lifes calling: He has to kill millions of them. Immediately starts paying attn at school, reading shit about physics and chemistry, goes to unis in NZ, Canada and finally Oxford where he splits the atom. August 1945 finally gets his wish when the Enola Gay turboblasts Japan out of ww2. Has massive powerwank to celebrate. The Empire is so grateful he is made a peer in the House of Lords. His story is an inspiration to all modern day NZ children who I hope one day will enact the same to muzzies.

Yes! I came here to post this. Actually I carry a five in my wallet all the time.

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This. It's cool and creepy and weird. Delightfully unsettling.

I forgot about that. What ever happened to putting a gorilla nigger on the 20?

Strippers loved me when I used them at the clubs.

Your crack whore strippers are world class. The aussie molls here are just literal trash.

I can :^)

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Step aside desert criminals.

was worth 40 US cents in 2011

Here. Our original paper currency before they put ugly aboriginals and old women on it.

i like the parrot.

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