Two 5/10's conjoined together in a horrible genetic catastrophe can still attract two good looking chads to date them

>two 5/10's conjoined together in a horrible genetic catastrophe can still attract two good looking chads to date them

Tell me again how hard it is being a female

WHO HAS CONTROL OVER THE BODY?

Somebody post it

You'd be surprised what kinda fetishes people have. Being rare, semi attractive, and having access to the internet opens doors.

double blowjob

Dont fucking tell us you wouldn't fuck hem just for the thrill, beta cuck.

This

Both look like cucks

I hate my new fetish

Yea I'm sure a couple of 5/10 guys conjoined together like that would get a lot of dates with good looking women

Chads? Seriously?

>good looking women
see

Do you think they get off on the fact that they are also fucking the one that isn't their girlfriend?

Like on the outside it's just the way of things, a means to an end, each girl puts up with the other guy fucking her because they share a body, but internally the guys are thinking "Yeah, right now I'm not even thinking about my girlfriend, I'm fucking the other one, but as long as I don't accidentally say her name nobody will ever fucking know!"

Because I'd do that.

You have no idea. Having a period and painful cramps 1/4 of the time you are alive (!) and still being discriminated against for not being equal (wage gap) and all the misogyny and sexual assault.......

Being a guy is a cakewalk by comparison.

right twin with head upright has most control of the body and other one only has control of an arm on her side, all this was addressed in an episode where "they" got a driver's license and how they were operating vehicle.

Holy shit, are these gals from Minnesota? I recognoze them from OKcupid. I couldn't bring myself to hit and quit on siamese twins.

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how do eye?

You're in the wrong neighborhood kiddo

two 5/10s
= one 10

Who owns the pussy,/uterus

These guys fuck!

2 x 5/10's = 10/20 retard

They're alright looking. One on the right is pretty cute.

Ok cupid?

Hahahahahahahaaaaa!

How does the sex work? I'm curious.

what?

lucky bastards

So when does the porn vid leak?

I wonder if only one of them can feel the vagene.

Imagine having a fully functioning dick but having no feeling in it.

how does sex work?

there is a video of them giving a blowy. You'd need an oldfag from Sup Forums to post it.

I never saved it but have seen it a few times

Those sick bastards hahaha

>uterus
Delete this cunt

Yeah. what of it? it has a much wider user base than Match, but requires a bit more work than Tinder. It's the best online scene. I'm not just going to hover and creep up to women at the bookstore or bar.

If the one with control loved anal and the other hated it I would never fuck anyone else.

Holy kek, you sick fuck

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>>can still attract two good looking chads to date them

Maybe the Chads are using the girl(s) to get together.

The whole situation sounds like a premise for a badder than usual Adam Sandler movie.

>2*5/10=10/20

Im guessing the guy on the right always gets seconds.

imagine that thing riding you fuck that's wild

I want to see the video of all 3 of them at once.

If those girls went into porn they would make so much money.

Keys to being a chad:
Brush your teeth
Keep your hair trimmed
Don't be fat
Don't be under 5'5"
That's it

how has nobody posted it yet? i didny save it from backintheday

Followup:
If you're over 175 lbs and don't work out, you're fat, sorry

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No way!!!?!!!?

Double head... oou eer

It was shopped dude

What if you're 6'8"

HOLD ON
I GOT THIS

no, if you have two five out of 10s, that becomes (5/10)*(5/10) = 25/100 = 2.5/10

Then you can be as fat as 230 as long as you keep your hair trimmed. Consider working out and you can get laid with ease. Also, play rugby and increase your odds to 95%
Source: am bouncer at college bar

What about consent?

we're ready master
I'M NOT READY

2 x 5 = 10
2 x 10 = 20

= 10/20

You're thinking 2*(5/10) mate

I just have so many questions about their lives that will probably forever remain unanswered.

You've been drastically lied to regarding the plight of women.

Wait hahaha you're a retard

WRONG.

The sexual event is a 10 max. There is no 20.
Sex with two 10s at once is a 20/10, or a 200% good time!
Thus, two 5's at once is the same as a 10.

Anyway, two heads are better than one. Just determine the maximum space between them / neck flexibility and they could be a ton of fun.

(You)

You sound like a cunt

>2.5/10

is math too hard for you?

>2 boyfriends
Are they really trying hard to convince me they aren't degenerates? 1 boyfriend per body, not per hole you stupid dysfunctional slut with 2 heads.

>Tell me again how hard is it being a female
Uhm i dont know sweetie how about being a woman of COLOR in united states of ameriKKKa?!?

You did your math incorrectly. The answer is 1.

PEMDAS.

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Somebody post “it”. Post “it” now faggots.

>Simplifying into decimals

Holy fuck

>not simplifying into decimals

delete this

Are you a retard or a troll?

No, you didn't.

It's literally posted faggot hahaha

Damn Quasimodo nice calves!

Holy shit, yup.
They live in the Minneapolis / St. Paul area.

Nope. They've both clearly stated, they control their side of the body, arms and legs. They had to learn to work together, to walk, as a baby. The way their spinal cords works, it gets wierd in the middle, from the stomach down to their vagina.

They look like normal white guys. I always pictured chads to be perfect blond hair blue eyes or perfect jet black hair but the same build face as the blond hair male. Basically the type of male on the 3rd page ad in some fitness magazine.

Ahahahahahkahahahahahah im dying dude fucking white trash hahaahahahaha

They're not talking. The question has come up, but they refuse to address it.

It's going to make parenthood for any kids really fucked up. If they can even carry a child.

>(wage gap)

This doesn't exist.
There are laws in place that prevent this from existing.
If you encounter this, you report it.

A man who does the same job as you but makes more money doing it because he's been on the job longer than you is not a wage gap.

this cant be real

the dating. not the ogre magi. ofc the ogre magi is real

I'm pretty sure they're born again, and are probably still virgins.

Literally just don't be fat

Somewhere out there there is a Chad who not being satisfied with banging endless supplies of 10/10 Stacies stooped so low as to receive a blowjob from a 2 headed monster.

Legend tells of a Chad who will fuck anything and anyone. It is said that he will fuck man, woman, child and vegetables.

now this is what im talkin about

That's some freaky-deaky shit in the bedroom right there. Sign me up.

Freaky waking up at 3 am with two headed sally staring at you

It's literally not, soy boy. The only thing anyone has ever seen was a lame shoop, and your dumb ass fell for it. If a sex tape existed of them, it would be one of the most posted videos on 4 chan EVER. Sup Forums would post it every fucking day.

So shut up and sit the fuck down, autist.

Thats a neat thought thanks user

The craze right now is monster girls

My buddy went to the same college as these chicks. Use to go visit him and see them all the time eating in the lunchroom and what not. One night I was pretty drunk heading back to my car and happened to be parked right next to them. I had no clue they could even drive and being drunk I just completely lost my shit watching them wobble into their driver seat and take off out of the parking lot. Felt like I was in some fantasy world or something.

You people are retards if you think this is real

Wonder how sex works out. Does one guy go for the pussy and the other get a double blowjob, do they go for DP, or do they go double vaginal?

think they did this?