A friendly reminder that all alcoholic drinks are the most (((them))) product ever pushed on humanity

A friendly reminder that all alcoholic drinks are the most (((them))) product ever pushed on humanity

Ask yourself: would you drink it just for the flavor alone? No, because even the best tasting ones still taste like shit

Alcohol is literally a poison. Even in small amounts you are doing nothing but negatives, there is no positive benefit of alcohol

>but user, i like the buzz and its fun...

What again is fun about becoming a raging or cringing embarassment and losing self control? Or having hot sex with a hottie and totally forgeting about it the next day, or risking killing people behind the wheel?

If you feel you need alcohol, you are either an addict or your boring as fuck and need a serious self reflection and life change

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I brew my own pilsners, its a hobby, additional income, and enjoyable

>would you drink it just for the flavor alone?
Uh, yes?

That's what they invented moderation for.

Alcohol may be a poison, but it is a solution. Besides, I thoroughly enjoy the taste of many times of alcohol. Pic related. Just because you're too young to drink, doesn't mean the rest of us cannot.

This guy gets it. One of the anesthesiologists in my dad's practice got him a bottle of pappy 20 year old for Christmas last year. Might be the best tasting liquid I've ever put in my face.

I don't fuckin' give a shit you little faggot, shut the fuck up motherfucker.

You looking for ppl to join you on your crusade?

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I like the taste, but I can't stand being the feeling that comes with it, so I tend to drink very little at a time. It feels like I'm not myself, which terrifies me.

At this rate alcohol will be banned by your prime minister achmed, sven

Christian Monks were the ones to start up brewery.

So fuck off and go back to Arabia.

>Invented by aryans
>A core part of every aryan culture, including european whites
>Cherished and celebrated by everyone but shitskins
>How intelligent a race is correlates with how much they genuinely care about their alcohol, with the most intelligent people on earth turning it into an art, complete with traditions and standards to be held to
>Alcohol remains one of the few arts that haven't completely fallen to postmodernism
>Surely, the jews did this

>even the best tasting ones still taste like shit

Horse shit. Craft beer tastes fucking amazing, and there's loads of it floating around thank to microbrewing and the like.

Stop posting you piece of shit.

3 Floyds, Pipeworks, Horse Thief Hollow, Half Acre, Clown Shoes, New Glarus, Founders, Dark Horse, and I can't forget 350 Brewing, Koko Beware is fucking awesome.

Alcohol exists because for most of human history, water sanitation did not.

>pretending to like the taste of alcohol until you trick yourself into liking it

alcohol tastes like shit, the best tasting drinks are fruit juices.

you sound pretty boring and terrible actually

the best being your dads cum, the only reason you think it tastes good is the autonological link to the effects of alcohol

Gee I wonder ((((((who)))))) wrote this reverse psychology...

Alcohol tastes fucking awesome and helps you do awesome things like sick skids you retarded pussy faggot

>Ignores the fact that it is called the liquid Jew for a reason

during the industrial revolution the temperence movement had its greatest gains and the most advancements in history were made, sadly the jews did not support this loss of income and were happy to poison the goyims, they don't touch the stuff themselves.

You sound like an old woman.

Just vape instead.

fuck off op it’s my life not yours

You've never properly tried ales then, there are so many types, flavours and varieties. Plus it supports local businesses and small breweries. Nothing more comfy then sitting in a pub with mates on a cold night drinking ales by the fire. You can enjoy your life sitting at home drinking water.

Found the lolbertarian

as a productive individual in society I agree! Curse the individual but never the man!

Americans and muslims
>hate alcohol
>no foreskin
>aggressive and imperialist

What I meant was fuck you, you Americans cant stop complaining about how bad you have it, you see that guy take 6 shots just to watch some south korean pop culture? fucking philistines

obviously you have never drinked in proper manly company, where someone can snap anytime and bring axe.
The exitement, the cameraderie, that real talk about women and weirdest sexual encounters.

Vodka.

I wish I could meet all you losers IRL so I could take you out and teach you how to party. I just feel so sad for you.

> Strawmen, the post.

>Swiss complaining about Muslims

Kek, look in your own backyard

You realize not everyone is into the "lose control of my body and black out on the street" aspect of alcohol, right?
That is possible to have a couple drinks for stress relief and never actually become intoxicated?
Wild, I know.

not everyone here has virgin cucked taste buds like you.

nah, i say there are many great tasting beer and vino. hard alc taste is the only one that shit 90% of the time. me no drink no moar though.

I genuinely enjoy the taste of beer.
Specially IPAs, I just can't get enough hops.

really makes you think

>No, because even the best tasting ones still taste like shit

>I don't like something so nobody does.

I bet you put sugar in your coffee, faggot.

user, don't be rude!

This. Also drinking alone is when I do some of my best contemplative thinking.

I keep bees and collect berries to ferment my own meads and wines so the Jew doesn't get a cent from me.

>Not brewing your own mead with honey from your own bees

discovering brewing is basically the reason that humans are no longer nomadic foragers

>Nothing more comfy then sitting in a pub with mates on a cold night drinking ales by the fire.
exactly this

>he can't control himself when shit faced
what the fuck is your problem mate?
I can get pretty drunk and not act like an idiot

>alcoholic drinks are the most (((them))) product
Literally older than their entire faith, every culture has partaken of it in some way
>would you drink it for the flavour alone?
Yes I'm drinking Tia Maria for the flavour right now, I don't like beer so I don't drink beer, I do like vodka so I drink vodka, I even prefer a certain brand of vodka because it's made with potato instead of wheat grain and thus tastes better to me
>it's literally a poison
Everything kills you slowly, gravity itself is slowly crushing you, it's just that humans are tougher than that and unless we're stupid can't be killed by a poison as weak as alcohol
>what's fun about becoming a raging or cringing embarassment
Nothing, anyone who can't handle their alcohol is weak, usually those who refuse to drink are seen as weak for this very reason, if you can't prove yourself to your fellow humans then don't expect their respect.

Alcohol saved the human race in the past, if you have a liver condition or health problem that stops you from drinking then I pity your weakness, but my body does not hold me back in such ways and neither will you.

>all these faggots defending the jew drink

My bad, i thought pol was anti degenerate

Isn't that hard compared to the top fermenting beers or are you just larping?

only non whites have problems with drinking because their genes are shit

>asians have opiates
>arabs have hashish
>whites have alcohol

I dunno what niggers have, maybe that stupid leaves they chew or something

The word you're looking for is crack

what is wine?

yeah but I was talking about historically, spic's had coca leaves which the white man refined and turned into crack and sold to niggers

you didn't think it would be that easy did you?

So irish and british are non-white?

Alcohol has been the white mans friend since before the Jew dared to enter Europe you subhuman shitskin.
It's a miracle they lasted this long.
niggers can't handle anything, they're grasp on civility is tenuous at best if it exists in the first place

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physical problems mate. All my relatives drunk like fishes and they all died from non alcohol related illness unless you want to call a heart attack that. Fuck my grandma lived to 88 and drank everyday and chain smoked

maybe if you'd stop being such a NEET and drink a beer or two you'd actually lose a bit of your social anxiety and be able to finally talk to a woman and stop caring so much about how other people are living. Carry on though... I'm not judging

Unlike you, i can talk to a real woman without a drink, shame you need fucking vodka to chat with your waifu video dating sim

>all alcoholic drinks are the most (((them))) product ever pushed on humanity

im pretty sure tobacco and booze are some of the most goyish industries out there my man

have you ever had moonshine? or homemade wine? you can pull the materials to make it right from your garden if you want to. (((they))) hate it when they cant get full control of something

Alcohol is what kept my great-grandfather going in Russia in '41.

youtube.com/watch?v=pmnzIhbX2bg

It's bad but it's in our DNA.

>projecting this hard

Right. Triggered much? Need your safe space? Just chill, buddy. And if THATS how you talk to women then no wonder your so fucked up. Kek

Mix with this for best results.

HAHAHA

You SJW faggots cant go around accusing people of being terms that you literally invented for yourselves, retards

>autism is a term invented by SJW
so you're not just stupid, you're delusional
I'm done with you

>mfw degenerate goy alcohol addicts try to look down on patrician cannabis users

ha go crash your car into an innocent you fucking degenerates

B8

alcohol existed before (((them)))

My family has brewed cider for longer than your country has ever existed, you heathen beast from land afar. Do not claim to be the white mans savior when you fled for shores foreign.

>people who unironically use the word 'patrician'
Cringe

There's no hope for this one. Such a shame.

Nice cherry picking, rabbi

Babby Tastes: The Thread

Europeans have been drinking alcohol since long before we suffered the jews in our lands. Europeans have enzymes to metabolize alcohol, you have no idea what you're talking about, none at all.

For thousands of years we've drank alcohol because alcoholic drinks don't turn septic.
And it can and does taste god, it's an acquired taste, you're just a child.

It literally solves all problems.

The only drink thats (((them))) is pop and other sugar filled drinks. Destroys more lives than alcohol ever will.

Damn, I haven't seen this meme in several years. Their coming full circle now...

Im 8 months sober and for me, I can attest that nothing good can come of alcohol. I hate it worse than anything on this earth and my stomach turns when I have to pass it at the grocery store. Good for those that can drink in moderation.

The hilarious thing about all these alcohol defending faggots is they will with no sense of irony denounce stuff like marijuana and porn, and when pointing out how many deaths the drink has caused versus a plant and nudie magazine, they will shriek in autistic rage

Literally bullshit you pulled from your ass

nah I don't care about that shit, if people want to be smoke or watch porn I don't care. I care about people being functional no matter what their vices are

>alcohol is literally a poison
So is mountain dew faggot

>I don't like alcohol so nobody else can
Your body rejects alcohol because you are a beta manlet.

No one has ever caused a car accident or murdered their wife because of mountain poo

>I drink becuz im cool, not because i am filling myself with jew poison to fill the hole which is my pathetic life

>patrician
20+ years old Whiskey

>ok tier
12+ years old Whiskey

>acceptable tier
High quality Wine (Italian)

>soyboy tier
Beer

>unacceptable
12- year old Whiskey
Blend Whiskey
Medium/Low Quality Wine

>hitler should gas you tier
rocks in any Whiskey

I believe that alcohol should be taken seriously. No half assing it. You either go all the way and get the best stuff or don't bother.

anything over 12 just taste like burnt wood. you're paying extra for a meme.

>t. ameripoor

Alcohol is the foundation of Western Civilization.
Fuck off and die.

>would you drink it just for the flavor alone? No, because even the best tasting ones still taste like shit
t. American wines expert

Get your tastebuds checked and decked, mate.

Whiskey is probably not up your alley, go get some sweet and smooth female friendly girls night out drink.

It's not cheap, it's just stupid to buy the $80 bottle when it taste worse than the $40 bottle. People "like" 18 year old scotch because fancy people on tv drink and say something clever like "it's old enough for me to take out on a date and have sex with, but I can't buy it a drink"

So family abuse and dementia are the hallmarks of western civilization?

OP is a lightweight faggot who cannot handle alcohol. When you know your limits you can drink just fine with friends without losing control.
Learn to drink, Amerimutt.

beer tastes good kiddo

This. Also anesthetics weren't a thing. Being intoxicated can help you to break social barriers that you foolishly put up yourself. I don't suggest being an alcoholic, but it can be a productive tool towards your social development. There are tons of delicious alcoholic drinks too.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4405421/