How do I become Issei? I want the ability to make 10/10's hungry for my cock just by breathing the same air as them

How do I become Issei? I want the ability to make 10/10's hungry for my cock just by breathing the same air as them.

Step 1. Have a ancient dragon god sealed inside of you.
Step 2. Make a deal with sexy demons for power.
Step 3. Use power to get dragon to grant your wish.

Easy.

And yet he will never berry his dick on any of them
The spinoff doesn't count

>And he woke up

Own a Japanese Bathhouse.
Dying is optional.

Write a shitty battle harem and model the protagonist as yourself but better

>Step 1: Die
>Step 2: Hope a sexy devil revives you

Good luck user.

>Become insanely Rich and Ripped
>Move to a poor Slavshit country
>????
>Profit

Better yet, just join some high school club where nobody does anything actually related to the purpose of the club.

>Thinking it's all about his powers

Yea you can get some women with power but that's not why everyone like him. Issei is kind, pure hearted, brave, and heroic! Any girl would be lucky to have him imo.

>kind, pure hearted, brave, and heroic
So be like literally every harem MC ever?

>step 1
>be 2d

You need to die

Here's the trick. This is a new technology discovered very recently.

1. Fuck up your life to the point of no return.
2. Feel actual despair enough to consider suicide.
3. Get hit by a truck(This has to happen in Japan or it won't work otherwise. Very very important).
4. Reincarnate as a bishounen in a fantasy world.
5. Have the ability to make 10/10s hungry for your cock just by breathing the same air as them

Knock yourself out.

The spinoff is the confirmation of a promise the author made many years ago. He said that things would end with a harem and many children.

>move back home
>Start internship at Bank fir 6 months
>Get job there afterwards
>make alot of money giving people loans
>Join a sports team, go 2-3x times a week
>Get a tailored suit
>Go to banking parties and pickup sluts who know to look for tailored suits and rolexes

Real easy OP this is all you have to do.
>get chad body
>get dragon god powers so you can make gods your little bitches since chicks love power
>become filthy rich with your own hero show making all the kids love you (bitches love that too) also those girls are gonna grow up to want your dick which is a nice bonus
>fuck the devils sister because you just can
That's all there is to it. Good luck!

Why isn't he like that in the anime?

season 3 fuck up

Why did S3 fuck up so much?

So you literally want to become a brainless retard? I have just the right treatment for you:
1. Take off all your clothes
2. Sit in the bathtub
3. Remember to bring with yourself a toaster, a microwave oven or something else thats powered by electricity, which must be plugged and turned on
3. Fill the bathtub with water
4. Put said electrical device into the water . If you are lucky and survive you become like Issei
5. Treatment complete

Make some faggot author write you and having a harem.

...

You would have to die first by the hands of your girlfriend.

Horrible betrayal
She deserved what she got