Slampig roastie pussy is slaying box-eating Soyboys and Chads alike

usi.edu/news/releases/2015/09/usi-to-host-film-documenting-hpv-epidemic-on-september-21

>Different strains of HPV can cause six types of cancers, including cervical, vulvar, vaginal, penile, anal and oral/oropharyngeal cancers. It is estimated that by 2020, HPV-related oral cancers in men will surpass cervical cancer in women.

>Gardasil and Cervarix, vaccines designed to prevent infection from certain types of HPV do not protect against strains that are known to cause oral and penile cancers.

sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2015/sep/01/gynecological-cancers-in-decline/

>Dr. Afshin Bahador said more than 80 percent of women in the U.S. will acquire at least fifteen strains of HPV by age 30.

Beware the bolognafied snatch, Anons. Beef curtains are nature's eons-old method of warning you away from thirstily lapping upon a biological weapon.

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I got hpv when I was 14.. zero symptoms

This is completely false and complete bullshit. I detect a virgin if you didn't know this first hand.

Seinfeld was way ahead of it's time. I bet there's not a single vagina in the NYC metropolitan area that hasn't been beefed out.

How are we supposed to reproduce with post-antibiotic pussies?

Roasties earn their beef by tirelessly impaling themselves on countless cocks, each of them more teeming with different germs and microbial fauna than the next. It breaks my heart to learn another well-intentioned beta has been ensared, face-first, into the maw of some harpie's bioweapon. Unbelievable as it may sound, pussy in "feminist" countries is more hazardous than a lifetime of smoking cigarettes.

You can imagine why their aren't pink ribbon campaigns for inferior males who eat pussy and die. Doesn't make it right. Pic related on the silent epidemic. At least doctors and their terminal cancer patients are beginning to talk about the RQ.

that looks like HPV

Go back to your containment board, user.

I'm beginning to suspect HPV behaves like Toxoplasm parasites in that they affect psychology and perception of the infected. Males who have slobbered on the wrong pair of beef curtains seem to lose all sense of self preservation and double down on their disgusting roastie partners

haha

bumped and disgusted

What aspect of 30,000 males contracting HPV every year bores you?

>“There’s a five hundred percent increase in this type of cancer in men over forty...a five hundred percent increase. It’s massive. It’s the same virus that causes cervical cancer. The diagnosis is the same. It’s the same words they use.”

>“And everybody makes the jokes about Michael Douglas, [who claimed that cunnilingus could have caused his throat cancer,] ’cause he was having oral sex,” Dickinson continued, “and it’s just, like, okay, we need to get over that one, guys, because this is kind of serious. There’s hundreds of thousands of people at risk for this.”

usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/health/story/2012-05-08/HPV-throat-cancer-men/54844038/1

Look dude, I've been married two times, and in two other serious long term relationships. I fuck a lot when I am in a relationship. My second wife's labia was a little larger. They had been her entire life. Do you want to know how the other woman's pussies changed? None. Zip. Zero. Even after my fist wife had all three of my children. After everything healed it was exactly the same. A woman's tits definitely change with age. But her pussy? The only thing that will change is the color of her pubes.

EAT THE BOX

GET THE POX

source?

stop vagina posting, you're reminding me It's been forever since I've had a good smoked meat sandwich.

fuck now I need to find a deli

You're still here, user.

Go now.

My 8 year old cousin has a pussy like that.

Look at this. Utterly fascinating, isn't it, how the soyboy becomes so overwhelmed by his partners drooping wizard sleeve that he completely disassociates and hallucinates a more reasonable pussy. Remember, we can confirm that he is indeed a pox infected pansy because he pretends pussies are unlike the rest of the human body and immune to all change.

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Can anyone photoshop brain looking roastie into a >tfw too smart guy?

seinfeld had a whole episode on how good circumcision is
fuck that filthy kike

SNIFF THE HOE

PAY THE TOLL

Just for any young people who aren't sexually active yet: in no way does the form of the vagina show sexual promiscuity. I've fucked a Tinder slut who had a literal 100% perfect aesthetic "innie" vagina (and who had banged countless guys before), and I've also taken girls' virginity who had vaginas a bit like pic in OP.

ROASTED

Only virgins believe the roastie meme. Appearance of the labia are almost entirely genetic.

Most people are concerned about running into dark-coloured vaginas. Going from pink to purple or brown is yet another sign of how first-world countries are "browning out" into third-world status.

"Soyboy" is my new favourite thing to come from the right, because it perfectly encapsulates the fragile masculinity that they frequently display.

I've never once met a person IRL who gives that much of a shit about their testosterone levels that isn't massively overcompensating for their own feelings of inadequacy in some way. pic very related.

>inb4 hurr t. a soy boy

This is why sucking cock is superior. It’s also easier to spot dirty HIV cumslut fags from clean fags.

What is the most trendy plastic surgeries amongst your innocent empowered women?

>Labiaplasties
>"Vaginal rejuvenation"

Some women get their beef trimmed multiple times a year.

You're not hurting sluts, you're hurting girls with weird vaginas. Why don't you look at some popular porn stars and notice all the ones with aesthetic innie vaginas? Piper Perri doesn't have labial protrusion but is a slut who does interracial scenes.

Probably true for many of them. But, at least they haven't completely abandoned all pretext of masculinity like so many faggots on the left.

>right
The whole "right vs. left" shows how the person saying it really has a dualistic and therefore depraved mindset. By this definition 50% will always be wrong and 50% will always be correct or orthodox.

Better to say pro-white vs. anti-white.

Are you pro-white or anti-white, user.?

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Oh no, did user just find out that Jerry Seinfeld is literally jewish? Must have sucked to find out :(

>my cervix is safe but sorry about your face
>Thanks for the orgasm though you worked so hard sweetie

source?

This image made me gay, thanks.

There's 12,000 procedures a year, 30% of which are "functional" i.e. not appearance-based. Are you implying labiaplasty is somehow relevant when it is a procedure done by 0.003% of women in America?

Must have been C-section.

Natural birth left my ex-wife a full-blown roastie. Went from fortune cookie to slobbering bulldog.

>Some women get their beef trimmed multiple times a year.

There are easier ways to let everyone know you're a virgin, my friend. If that were true, it would be a well known thing, wouldn't it? I know how Sup Forums often likes to lean toward
>[x] are a hivemind working towards a shared goal that is going to fuck you over, and they have [y] number of crazy secret practices, honest!
But Jesus Christ, user. Do you really think feminists wouldn't be loudly and proudly going on about how empowering it is?

>Some women get their beef trimmed multiple times a year.

People on the left aren't playing the soyboy meme though. It would be really odd to pretend that it isn't a predominantly right wing thing.

Are you pro-white or anti-white, user.?

by this logic, any girl with a steady bf is a worn out roastie

SHES A NIGGER! LOOK A NIGGER!!

Welcome to Sup Forums

I don't give that much of a shit either way. By which you'll completely unironically ignore the point about the problem of dualisticly treating things as us vs. them being signs of a depraved mindset, and claim that makes me anti-white.

As long as the puss is clean I don't mind.

Most girls in New Jeresy have long flabby brown lips. I wanted to go home a jerk off. 56% is real for NJ.
I need to move to a white state.

that's so fucking gross.

LICK THE WOUND

NOW YOU'RE DOOMED

>This fucking thread

Eating the box is unsanitary and unnatural.

Reminder: men and women have different physiology

But I thought muhhhh Jewish circumcision prevents this!!!! Waaahhhhhhhh

Fuck (((them)))

Fyi a lot of people who have cancer on their genitals females comes from
Birth control (says in the insert) not from hpv. Jews are trying to make more money of hpv shots gardasil which is making women infertile

The rise in men's throat cancer caused by HPV is just a coincidence goyim.
Sexual liberation is natural.

>handjobs and blowjobs don't exist
premarital sex really is degenerate

RIDE THE ENDLESS CAROUSEL OF COCK

HAVE A TWAT THAT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD SOCK

All these threads ever are, are just bitter jaded blokes trying to make themselves feel better about either their unwanted celibacy, or about how they never got the girl they liked back in school or whatever.

You very rarely see men without crippling sexual hangups in loving relationships complain so virulently about "roasties"

Soyboy making up lies

Stop lying soyboy

If you feel guilty about being anti-white then you should change your ways, user.

> drooping wizard sleeve

top fucking kek

hole

I'm going to fucking throw up. This is why I don't date roasties.

Called it.

>americans are insecure about eating pussy

>tfw now I feel like shit for losing my virginity
Thanks, user.

my fucking sides

Is that real? That clip is not on YouTube.

Slampig is also the swedish word for slutty

Literally the most beta thing you can do is eat pussy. Disgusting.

>It is estimated that by 2020, HPV-related oral cancers in men will surpass cervical cancer in women.
stop being a beta, don't eat pussy or ass for that matter

So what's the alpha way of having sex?

Why do roasties get so toasty? I thought they felt empowered!

They don't know what causes throats cancer but let's blame hpv to push an untested vaccines on boys, that made women infertile ans caused death and other horrible issues.....

Keep believing the Jews. They did this with cervical cancer as well!!! Wasn't proven from hpv but proven from birth control, bleached Monsanto cotton and such

Obviously American diet too

Reported by joooos
Now get your toxic shot soyboy

It's up to you, user.

Easier for you to say "left vs. right," isn't it?

But what's important is pro-white vs. anti-white. Think about living where only half the "left side" is correct, or a world with only half the "right side" is correct. What kind of world is that where half of everything is unavailable, and will for ever be that way, because the centre may move but there will always be a left and a right? That's depraved.

In order to stop White Genocide, the question to ask and to already have answered for oneself is "are you pro-white or anti-white?"

Pro-whites believe white people should have a home in order to exist.

Anti-whites believe white people must be wiped from existence through mass immigration & forced assimilation into EVERY white country.

So which is it?

I hate to burst your virgin bubble but this is a myth that has persisted for like 8 millenia. A womans labia have literally nothing to do with her sexual history.


Just like some dicks are curved, some pusses have floppy folds.

>tfw I married a tight lip master race so I don't have to care.

because you know you're anti-white? OF COURSE, you'd call it trying to cut it off at the pass

intercourse, skullfucking, blowjobs

>Dr. Afshin Bahador said more than 80 percent of women in the U.S. will acquire at least fifteen strains of HPV by age 30.

There is regrettably no way of detecting a whore by the look of her vagoo. I know 30+ milf escorts with perfect puffy little innies and young girls who've been with two guys max with ugly roastbeefs. Also what the other user said; half of the sluts just get labiaplasty or other sort of plastic/restorative surgery and be done with it.

I'm nearly 30 now and to be honest, I'm very much disgusted by the women. I don't hate them, I don't dig MGTOW meme. I'm just disappointed and bit disgusted, to the point I don't look for any girl. I don't want to anymore. It's my biggest life-dilemma, because I would love to have a family.

Ancient Greeks actually recognized eating pussy as a most homo thing a man can ever do. But then again, they were pretty homo themselves. Not all of them, but a solid number was there.

>tfw about to turn 34
>tfw not married or have kids despite being open to the idea
>tfw cousin has 4 kids which one he pays child support to
>tfw ask my cousin how he knows his wife didn't whore around or sleep with minorities before they met and got married/had kids
>tfw she said she didn't
>tfw he literally takes the word of a woman

I should definitely have kids but why do married people always push it on me one minute and another minute tell me how their kids and wife makes them want to put a bullet in their head? I am not some MGTOW faggot but shouldn't people be wise on how they choose the mother of their children?

I'd be worried more about the crazy epidemic in the NW of syphilis, gonnerhea, and chlymadia, the 2nd have a 2000% increase of cases REPORTED! Those are dangerous and not really talked about because nooo vaccines and muhhh sexual liberation

This is about HPV, aesthetics are incidental.

>those beef curtains

>no u

>So what's the alpha way of having sex?

This.

The same faggots railing against "roasties" in this thread will be jerking it to some some bitch with an innie being pounded on by three black dudes and be like "Hey she's got 3 nigger dicks in her right now but at least she's not a roastie!

Kek

>1 post by this ID.
heh ShariaBlue using terms like slampig

Nice teeth

i assume you are a women and new here. so you feel hurt by the roastie thing.

If she has to show you her cunt to “prove” she is a virgin, she is a dirty diseased whore and you’re a moron. Enjoy STDs

>Went from fortune cookie to slobbering bulldog.

It's hilarious how shills and betamax weaklings try to defend troasties, always using "personal experience" that's utterly worthless and contradictory to logic and basic human biology, how skin works is known to eveyone, fucking tunnel earrings wouldn't be possible if the skin didn't work like everyone knows it does.
Cunt skin gets abused like all other skin, you can stretch it and then abuse it with friction which results in the "brain like" texture.
Even worse is gaining the knowledge on how much abuse is needed to get a roaste, that's the real problem

t. soycuck

>top right has foreskin
Damn it makes me livid knowing that the most sensitive part of my dick was chopped off and will never experience full sexual pleasure (if I’ll ever have sex that is)

None Anglican cultures all over the world pass on this knowledge. Sorry you missed out.

I agree user.

The girl I'm with now has guaranteed to have had only one partner before me.

One more example of the dumb little wannabe nazi fags spewing shit they know zero about, such as your 1st and 3rd replies.
> hurr durr I know shit about shit so I'll start calling you a soy boy, et al

Yes, I'm sure you can cause damage to your vagina from lots of sex; we see this on porn stars. But I know from experience with multiple partners that some with few partners have big lips, and some with many partners have almost no lips, so OP is a fag.

I meant top left whoops