PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HIS SIGNAL TO THIS PLACE, ALMOST EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #41 (Thanksgiving Message) 11/23/17
youtu.be/iQE1ZFWJMcM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania feed the Coast Guard 11/23/17
youtu.be/hL05Q8NgGRQ
>Pres Trump speaking to the troops for Thanksgiving 11/23/17
youtu.be/f4EBz01frO0
>VP Pence @Walter Reed Mil Hospital 11/22/17
youtu.be/3U2bUeZ0VfQ
>VP Pence motorcade 11/22/17
youtu.be/4_qLJqiuKuY
>IntSec Zinke Thanksgiving Message 11/22/17
youtu.be/nMagVSFoeDk
>AG Sessions Thanksgiving Message 11/22/17
youtu.be/6K3SDJy1W9k
>NATO Resolute Support Cmdr Gen nicholson Press on Afghan 11/21/17
youtu.be/hm72338gnwA
>WH Video: Pres Trump Pardons Natl Thanksgiving Turkey 11/21/17
youtu.be/imupUsDAK7A
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in West Palm Beach FL 11/21/17
youtu.be/BJPKRVE-ijM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart DC 11/21/17
youtu.be/PBAaMVlKPfE
>Pres Trump remarks before Marine 1 departure 11/21/17
youtu.be/zIdO55WhOM0
>Pres Trump pardons Drumstick w/Barron&Tiffany 11/21/17
youtu.be/o8vgxOPwdiU
>Ivanka &kids arrive @Turkey Pardon Ceremony 11/21/17
youtu.be/UV9Lt2c5jXc
>SoS T-Rex meets Peruvian FM 11/21/17
youtu.be/C0KhSZaq-HM
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 11/21/17
youtu.be/UGkis9LPlFI
>Introducing Wishbone & Drumstick, official TotUS 11/20/17
youtu.be/nrwmYx8ylm0
>Pres Trump meets w/Cabinet, declares noko terror state 11/20/17
youtu.be/FcV1NuN1e9w

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The President of the United States of America tweeted this. Are you happy now?

SAVED

that was too close

Yes

That was a close one

JAPAN NO

usainfront.com/japanese-pm-tells-the-united-nations-to-shove-it-will-not-take-in-any-muslim-refugees/

Woo?

Soon.

fuck off joe. this is tay country!!!

Got the Joe

(Sung to the tune of Stairway to Heaven)
There’s a lady who works as my office intern,
And soon she’ll be going to Heaven.
When she gets here she’ll know, if the office is closed,
We’re alone, so she’ll take off her panties.
Ooh, Ooh, and soon she’ll be going to Heaven.
There’s a bust on the desk, ‘cause I want to be sure,
Because she said that she would tell my family.
So I’ll smash in her head, and I’ll cover it up,
With a lie that she fell when she fainted.

Only 9.5% of White Americans in Cambridge, MA are under 18.

No. Ginsburg hasn't fucking died yet.
GORSUCH PLEASE HURRY.

Stop shitposting at 250.

I'll get you next time, /ptg/, and I'll sing a song about your demise! HA HA HA!

Board is currently taking on massive shill waves. Hold steady lads

Ingenious.

WHATS WRONG WITH AIRING PRETAPED SHOW?

Japan stronk.

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My anime is safe for another day.

>thread is already halfway over
>have to save my best memes for the next one

what is this you are posting? genital integrity? is my dick too dirty and mean 4 U?

What if Japan suddenly nuked India?

They took in 6 last year I think, and 3 were arrested for raping schoolgirls. This years they took 3 despite a record number of applications.

Waffle awoo may be ded

SAMURAI WARRIORS

>WHATS WRONG WITH AIRING PRETAPED SHOW?

Nothing at all. Which is why it is so weird he pretended the pretape was happening the day after Thanksgiving. Talking as if their meals had already been eaten and with zero indication it had been pretaped.

>360
Nah

Thanks Nihon, you're the bestest

New Hampshirites are in favor of a new law “that requires those who register to vote within 30 days of an election or on Election Day to show proof that they live in the community” by a 54 percent to 20 percent margin, according to the latest University of New Hampshire survey. This includes 77 percent of President Trump’s voters but just 33 percent of Hillary Clinton voters.

Why is "Nazis" trending on Twitter? Did another six gorillion die or did AfD take over parliament?
Foreskin regeneration. A bunch of pastaniggers in Rome want to help men regrow what was stolen from them.

You can take over now.

Awwoooooo, it makes me wonder!

Makes sense, they bus in Massholes all the time.

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While Japan has many problems, they are retarded or suicidal. Good job Japan!

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603bro here.

NH will be red in 2020 unless something insane happens.

At the very least, we'll have at least one Republican senator.

>This includes 77 percent of President Trump’s voters but just 33 percent of Hillary Clinton voters

I wonder why.

*not* retarded

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Spiffing.

stolen valor without a doubt

Halp!

Hey Aussie (((White Liberals))) are so smart they forgot to have children. Only 9.5% of White Americans in Cambridge, MA are under 18. Stats for Big cities like Cambridge, Massachusetts is why only 20% of White Americans are under 18.

Change in Non-Hispanic White share by state between 1940 and 2016:

At best he's a pussy fobbit.

Nothing.
It's very funny. If they had just said it was pre-taped no one would have cared. What the fuck is wrong with the directors there?

oh, so a "vet" has an opinion that contradicts your own, so it must be discarded!

oh cool. Whats the scoop? they figure how to uncut ones cock yet? give me the whole enchilada

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he was airforce or coastguard i bet. sure as fuck not in the army or the marine corps

Good, I don't know why this isn't already a law

Will u be my ai gf?

>stolen
might have just been some 1-term supply clerk or something back in the day

It would stink pretty bad.

It's trending because NYTimes put out a piece humanizing a "nazi"

you're a mind reader
guy looks like an S4 pussy

Here's how they want to do it. foregen.org/faq
>Our process right now consists of decellularizing the donor Foreskin, which means we strip away the cells until only an Extracellular Matrix (ECM) is left. This ECM is then reseeded with your own stem cells to regrow and regenerate the structures of the Foreskin.

>The surgeon will reopen the scar line then attach the Foreskin with a microsurgery and apply stem cells so that the current scar line is healed and there would be no additional scars. Additionally, because the skin is decellularized, once it integrates itself, your DNA will take the Foreskin’s place. Out with the old, in with the new. That means that the Foreskin will truly be yours, how it would have looked and all the parts and pieces just as it would be if you had never been circumcised.

>Chances are, it won't even look like the donor after all is said and done because your cells will have grown anew and the old will have died off. The same process happens with all cells throughout the body.

>Go to celebration of your husband
>Talk about Trump
>He's the one obsessed with you

Reminder to DISAVOW Duterte cause he wants to give muslims more power.

youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4

BASED

Oh that's it. Neat.

MILF POSTING HAS GONE TOO FAR!

>MILF meet

Hot.

This magapill doesn't work here in Belgium. Censored?

Did Portubro join him?

Didn't they just claim he was a nazi? Or did he actually say he was a nazi

RIGHT WING MILF DEATH SQUADS WHEN?

>spent a year as an Air Force cook before opting out to use the GI bill or some shit to pursue a degree in pottery
I'M A VET!!!

>MILF meeting

I guess we know where Portubro is gonna be.

He said he was a white nationalist and a fascist

>He
who?

DOJ releases Office of Legal Counsel opinion by AAG Steven Engel, dated today, concluding POTUS can appoint acting director of CFPB under the Vacancies Reform Act.

This is Governing Muslims: 101. You want a plaible, corrupt strongman Muslim in charge who is willing to brutalize your Muslims and keep the zealots toeing the line in exchange for money.

The guy NYTimes interviewed

Release the pee pee tape.

sounds nifty, but also a little creepy.Just think
>holy shit I stole some other dudes foreskin, grafted it on my dick, then my cells took it over and turned it into me
2 bizarre and uncomfortable 4 me
I'll stick with the sad jew dick I guess...

POCOHONTAS ETERNALLY BTFO.

B-But I didn't say you could Drumpf

>Literally Shaking

>go on Sup Forums
>dude net neutrality we have to save it threads all over the place
I wish these votes weren't so far off, I just want Pajeet to wipe his ass with Obummo's NN so the tech giants and shit their diapers in anger and be done with it.

did he? i forget

They will argue that VRA does not apply in secession of power.

>TWO SCOOPS
>TWO SIPS
>PEEPEE TAPE

and now

>FAKE PECAN PIE

DRUMPF MAKES ME SO MAD - AND SAD

Economy looking great as Black Friday sees record sales. I wonder if US can hit 4% GDP.

yahoo.com/news/u-black-friday-thanksgiving-online-sales-climb-record-212523914--finance.html

would GG allin have supported Trump?

It's better than the day science can regrow whole dongs from scratch. I'm desperate since no other restoration method will give me back my nerve endings.

She doesn't have the balls to challenge this. I fucking dare her.

TWO STREAMS (of piss)

She called Trump "my husband" twice during her campaign

No

Nah

Hope not dude was a degenerate.

>BLOCKS YOUR PATH

After the initial court concurs with Trump that validates his VRA appointment powers - queue a Hawaiian judge or Ninth circuit to intervene, as usual.

In early November the Fed was predicting 4.5 for Q4. Which would give 3 for the year.

most places you have to be registered before 30 days period

also, you have to register in alabama before tuesday to vote for moore

nothing unless you are pretending that it is live