pop 1.4 million currency USD only country to win independence from the Indonesians (they killed one third of our population first) most oil dependent economy in the world (even worse than Saudi Arabia!) fucked over by Australia's recent governments other than John Howard who led the battle to win us free of Indonesia with the overseas people Portuguese settled for 500+ years - older culture than anglo countries like Canada and USA! (but we still love you guys) Flag not recognized on Sup Forums shamefur dispray guys :( Still info about Vegas shooting here, indon whore girlfriend and others still being hunted by international police and security forces. FBI is actually getting in the way of that! Overflights by American aircraft now to help us protect our borders and... other stuff.
obrigado! Meanwhile my flag fucking comes up as "unknown"
Brandon Wilson
Bump, povo irmão.
Kevin White
Obrigado papa! We remember all your help. So much help. :)
Josiah Cooper
I speak spanish m8, how expensive are expensive whores there?
Nathaniel Campbell
Btw what intel do you have about the Portuguese couple that made some fraud, somehow escaped to Australia and probably they got new passports from PT embasy there? Can you redpill about that case? And there's no extradition deals with Australia right?
Hunter Wood
Rightful Australian natural gas
Brody Bailey
whores cost 50, 100, 200 up to 500 or for filipino and chinese porn stars and kpop singers on tour 1000, 2000, 3000 a night. For the night. there are some of them in the swimming pool outside right now in fact :) But no photo because if they see me photo they will call the policia! :)
Jaxson Hall
Fucking Australia could catch them quick. Aussie fed police are here, they come to my office sometimes (I am border patrol, military police) Porto crooks escaped due to corruption of AUSTRALIAN government, mainly state but also federal DFAT. Shameful stuff, we try hard to obey laws and be civilized and Australia shits all over it.
Carter Green
Btw Media refering to (((Portuguese))) couple
Elijah Lopez
You mean dollars?
Liam Morales
Sorry our government keeps fucking you guys over. I always thought Timor was pretty cool.
If I plan on going for a holiday there, would I be better off teaching myself Portuguese or Tetum? Or is it like some places where a large chunk of locals know English? Also, places to visit I should be aware of?
Lucas Miller
Worst than Indonesia. 240,000 of us die to help Australia in WW2, get aussie guys back home. Now worst than Indonesia you stick in the boot or the knife, but still smile and all friends. At least indon scum made no business of it "we gonna kill you and rape you and take your stuff" never pretended. Australia is inviting wrath of God, I say this to you truly.
Tyler Flores
Our currency is USD, America dollars. No local currency. :) Si habla espanol amigo But English on the board of peace. TIMOR FLAG IDENTIFED WHEN, MOD FAGGOTS??
Isaac Ross
I've done some quick research on (((wikipedia))) about your country and decided I like it. Uruguay Timor world order when?
Adrian Smith
I KNOW OF A SECRET MEMORANDUM signed with the Australians to syphon off your oil from under your continental shelf. I work for ANGLO DUTCH SHELL. You are losing two thirds of your GDP to BIG OIL.
Austin Robinson
Obrigado! Also send more girls I already gone thru the ones you send last time :)
Connor Rivera
Fretilin has heard this too. Canadian surveyor here last month told us this, tried to explain. Like Sadam Hussein did to Kuwait, going sideways? That correct? Comprende?
Ayden Peterson
All the prettiest girls speak Portuguese. Don't bother with Tetum, because if you try and speak it we will speak it back to you so gutural or fast it's a waste of time. Portguese, plus English. Mix the two no one here will be insulted.
Joshua Ward
Alright, good to know. Thanks.
goddammit, why does our government have to be such dicks about this sort of thing? Why can't we just let you guys have the oil-producing land, and then have our companies come over and buy drilling rights from your government like normal people?
Jack Watson
We got the news that Timorense press was blaming the Portuguese govt for emmiting them second passports while they got ones aprehended by Timorese judiciary or police.
Another news we got recently was some riots/ confusion / desacatos in Portuguese embassy in Dili to get Portuguese nationality by some Timorenses.
Connor Ramirez
Huh. Cool flag, btw.
Nathan Ramirez
Not fucking true! Some Fretilin were upset about things but not fucking riots. Jesu Cristo the lies.
Also soon maybe riots because the government is not in good shape. Elections and trouble up to March maybe. If I can get my Portugues worker on here I let him tell you.
Adrian Richardson
I tell you honestly if Australia did the right thing no one here has any money to do exploration or even drilling. Oil blocks are going for 60,000 USD. Nothing. And yet not to pay but to steal and act like fucking bully criminals worse than Indonesia. Shorten is bad, Turnbull is worst, Julie Bishop we put up big billboards thanking her for respect rule of law. Now we take them down again. Still no fucking treaty. This is not clever by Australia, Depending who gets in now for government Australia could have foreign military bases 20 minutes from your coast. All for stealing oil instead of just doing business with us. Colonialism. People here are civilized we understand what is what.
Tyler Smith
How do you feel about uncle Adolf?
Jace Murphy
How's the internet out there? Are people friendly to tourists/foreigners? What are some must see places in East Timor? Country's overall opinion on our presidency?
Thank you, Timor-bro.
John Scott
Neat. Have a bump island man.
Charles Lopez
Seconding this bump.
Evan Brooks
Better internet than Australia. Unlimited downloads, 512 mbs only but 125 to 250 month forever. Must see: Hot springs in west, Dili Cemetery where independence struggle final battle began, Statue of the Christ, Dili, shrine to Virgin Mary, and definitely east coast past Baucau where there are golden sand beaches. Or if you want, go on foot tour or motorcycle tour of interior trails the veterans use when they fight indons. Very fucking rough terrain though. Only for tough guys. We are friendly and peaceful. Proud. No trouble unless you try to fuck with us. Then make your peace or die. But very safe for tourists and no beggars other than chinese thugs. We like Trump. Strong man, we think him very much the real American man. Loud, brash, proud, tough, not to fuck with. That is as it should be for first country. No creeping around sucking dick to islam like Obama. Toughness breeds toughness. We just let in American ships and planes. Very very good. But girls go for them not us now :( But still lots of pretty girls for everyone just don't like competition! Also we have islands totally surrounded by coral reefs into deep water, MILLIONS of fish to look at. Also everything pretty cheap other than food and drink in Dili.
Sebastian Rogers
Your country sounds legit beautiful. Adding East Timor to my travel bucket list. Thanks, my dude.
John Hernandez
Fucking cool flag desu Why the fuck does it say unknown though lmao
Robert Baker
Father of his country, should have been more collectivist for longer but war stopped that. Gives Germany back his honor. Bad end. But now Germany came back economy so all good. Not good: letting in islam which never will go now like a fucking ant nest in a wall. Just get bigger. We are catholic so we don't like the jews. They killed Jesus. And they never sorry or apologize. So fuck them. Do not trust! Just now jews cause trouble with false passports, mossad or some shit. Trouble we never ask for but see this is how they go in the region, always false passports and up to no good. Before they come, no trouble. Once they take hold, big fucking trouble on all levels. Australia could help us but it's run by jews so no.
Carter Williams
>Tonga known >fucking Pago Pago whatever known >500 year old country with ancient culture unknown I think it is because japs run this board and still angry we fight them in world war 2. :) But then USA state department still lists us as part of fucking Indonesia! Shameful.
Henry Baker
>what's a joke
No one who isn't an (((oligarch))) in Australia benefits in anyway from Timorese gas, and the general public has a great fondness for you thanks to the role our soldiers played in your liberation and the role you played during WWII. Don't conflate the actions of our crooked and bought government with the actions of opinions of the Australian people, because they are no more carried out for our benefit than they are for yours.
Christopher Johnson
de nada :) Come whenever you like we will arrange a meetup, have some laughs Sup Forums Timor Leste - "illegal political assembly" :) No no such thing here all welcome all can say what they like but don't disrespect veterans or our first president or Fretilin and all is good :)
Hudson Rivera
>Australia could help us but it's run by jews so no they're too busy letting gays get married and posting bantz on Sup Forums and Sup Forums. What about the other nearby countries, like Malaysia, or whatnot?
Brayden Gray
What means >conflate
I know ordinary citizens everywhere the government always tries to keep like pigs in a field, feed them shut them up But I tell you current Australian politicians you have the fucking worst ever. Worst as Whitlam and he was a fucking traitor to you and us. Fucking big problems. We think Australia steals the oil and gas to prop up economy otherwise maybe Australia becomes not so different from us
Nicholas Young
How well do you think the voice of East Timor is heard in geopolitics? Anything you'd like to see changed in the government, or in how it deals with other countries, and threats therein?
Christopher Russell
It is like this with Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, even China, whatever >Asian >islam >crooked and bribe addict We are not like that. Sincere not like that. You will feel at home here I tell you that. Poor people, hill people, not so nice streets yet but we are proud and friendly. No fucking insane islamic we only have few islamic and they fucking behave themself or we stop permit. "National unity is foundation". Malaysia has big buildings and city and this but then go out in country and it is much worst than here like fucking horror. Out here in country is like Australian bush but more green. Hot, dry most of time, rough rock. But clean, people good people, Christian, helpful, even if poor. Some are lazy and do not believe anything will ever change. Because politicians betray them. But here everyone has japanese sword or veteran weapons. If it gets too bad, we remind politicians, we all fought and made national sacrifice. Our George Washington still lives with us, our Thomas Jefferson live down road from me on beach. Our other Founding Fathers they are with us. Our Che Guevara still here still fucking fights with academic types to remind them "when you were over in fucking Singapore, we were fucking here fighting and getting tortured, so fucking fix things". Come here, never mind Malaysia or other Asians. Let them take care of themselves.
Thomas Foster
I don't know exactly how to describe it, confundir is the word in Portuguese according to google
>the fucking worst ever
Trust me we know, our country is being robbed from us just as much as yours is and we seem helpless to do anything about it
Kayden Carter
No one fucking listens to us. No yet. That will change next year. Things gonna happen now. Good things but still, when little bro grow up he is entitled to sit at table with other brothers and talk. Not a baby any more. You will see :)
Camden Smith
So do you guys have like Portugese last names?
Xavier Adams
Hola Amigo, gracias por pasarte por acá. How do you make money in your country? Do you are in some govt position or something? What can you expect from your country in the next 10 years? How's the economy?
I hope you and your country do well, and preserve your culture.
Saludos!
Ayden Ortiz
That's funny. At the university in Canberra you can study Tetum in an Asian studies degree I wonder what the point of learning it would be
Jackson Young
Cool flag, very pleasing to the eye.
Colton Wood
Ah comprende. Confuse. Mix up, get wrong. Comprende. Fucking you have veterans too don't you? We all thought it big fucking crazy deal when we get told here on your television you make some stupid islamic bitch a navy officer, then you waste a year on transvetitas. We have such people in villages, they are part of life but never never do we have them do such work! Is not even sane this thing. They would not want to be a fighter because that is not their tradition. And as for letting islamic be a naval officer, and worst to change tradition going back to Anglos for your navy just for this one weak bitch who is laughing at you in your own navy. Believe me I tell you, everyone from Singapore to Timor, China to fucking melaneisia, everyone noticed the islamic navy. Indonesia made a big fucking deal of that and they said "Australia was never strong enough to threaten Indonesia but now it is OK good because now we run their navy anyway so never will they attack us". Australia needs to be good friend to us and America and europe, and stop being so fucking insane. You act like that around Chinese or Indons I tell you they will rape YOU not just your daughters, push you off your land, kill you and take everything. You wake up one morning, thunder in the sky and no rain and there they are, the planes coming and tanks rolling off. And the killing begins. Is Australia still strong? It was Australia farmer come off farms, fight like fucking tigers. Still have? If not you are dead already, I tell you true.
Aaron Gonzalez
Good to know. I guess, I meant to say if Australia can't be helpful, are the other South Pacific nations able/wiling to help? Regardless, great info on the surrounding areas. And from the sounds of it, it seems like your response kind of answered my question already
Bentley Stewart
Ha ha ha learn Tetum in Canberra I think I know who does that, good money for them. Learn it only for Timor-Leste. But there is Friends of East Timor, mostly women and students from 1970s, wives of some veterans and so on. They still live in that time, try and maintain us like we was under Indonesia and student demonstrantion and this. Good, but I tell you, better Portuguese. Tetum learn it if you want but Portuguese gives you Angola, Brazil, papa Portugal, other places that you might want to go to. Places might be more important soon. China spends fucking billions in Portuguese speaking world now.
Jack Taylor
We do. Lots do some not. I do. I have seven names including name of guardian angel from confirmation :) But also just called "Uncle" :) Make money now is fucking hard. I am border patrol and also grow dragonfruit. "Rich" which is a fucking joke. All veterans get government money each month, rightly so. Other than that nothing yet. But soon. 2018 big year to come.
Liam Baker
Ayiah, fucking pacific islands? Cannibals and crooks. And bullied like little girls by "big brothers" Australia and New Zealand who tell them what to do like colonial times. Fucking horror.
John White
The country has changed dramatically for the worse, and its a relatively recent thing - since 2000 or so. We have gone from a very egalitarian country to an extremely stratified country and that's caused an attitude of "fuck you got mine" and lack of concern for the community. That's why the chinks are able to buy us up, those who are benefiting from it don't care about how much it damages their fellow countrymen as long as they make their money. We seriously need a major economic crisis to wake us up before it is too late. The old Australia isn't dead yet, but it's definitely on life support
Evan Turner
How are the internet speeds? Geographically you're in an interesting place but I dunno if your land holds much value. Perhaps you country could go the Singapur way or something like that to become rich, what do you think? Also to have enough $ for military and defend yourselves from the muslims.
Owen Lopez
LMAO fucking non-country
Cooper Robinson
>2018 big year to come Go on... Genuinely curious. Election cycle coming up, or something?
Christopher Murphy
What country is this?
Michael Phillips
Go to bed, Angola.
Grayson Ward
New phone, hu dis
Austin Cook
Er. Andorra, rather.
John Russell
The rats eat you when you sleep and you pretend you don't notice, you won't wake up. And who we see on television that is who common people all over the region think is your leader. Think about this. We see these fucking horror people and everyone everywhere goes fucking Australia is like a fucking Brazil brothel or something not a serious place. Compared to Mr. Trump. Suit, tie, sometimes talks like grand father but rest of time "Do Not Fuck With USA". We all understand. Back to normal, USA on top and fucking will kill to stay there. Australia we see some fucking strange fucking people on television and these fucking crooks politico and everyone knows. "This is a man who doesn't lock his house and lets his daughter fuck in the gutter." Shameful
Anthony Lee
Don't be rude.
Dominic Butler
Call me when you're flag doesn't say 'unknown', faggot
Blake Martin
>a blue flag with a union Jack and a bunch of bullshit on it talking shit about my flag
Gavin Rivera
Chile is better than you in everything
Liam Parker
Australia will wake up. Took us long enough, ourselves. Trump is basically chemotherapy for the USA. Kill the body, hope the disease dies first. Either way, he's necessary for the forward progression of our country. Hope he inspires more (Austria has already taken a page from America's book)
Logan Jenkins
andorra most likely
Isaiah Rodriguez
Internet speed - good enough. But everything else for internet very good. Land is not worth much because people don't know what is under it. I see the new maps, people will be fucking surprised I tell you that. >rios de ouro e esmeraldas Comprende Ha ha what the fucking are you even saying. Start a fucking general of your own and we all come there to take a shit.
Brody Bennett
Chileans are the finns of south america, take that as you will.
Logan Scott
And you are the Swedes
Nathan Barnes
Alright, I'll keep your land in mind and pay a visit in some years. Take care man.
Nathan Williams
I'd say that's Uruguay considering they import muzziez.
Lucas Wood
I came here to say I was born on the exact date of the massacre in east Timor, but i think i got mandela'd.
It's the massacre of Tiananmen square now. Weird.
Luis Davis
How are Laclo and Manatuto people doing?
Michael Bell
15 muzzies against, how many niggers?
Jason Watson
Manatutu is having four big projects now and also three more. Medical clinica, with all Australian Doctors and Nurses, Sports Stadia, factory for solar panels, and more. Also the old buildings being rehabilitaded. But the government took the best buildings for SEIT and other shit :( Manatutu will be third city. Other place lots of promises no money. Unhappy.
Michael Kelly
vaya con Dios amgio
Jackson Butler
Do you have a social media account, like twitter or something? I might take you up on playing tour guide for me in the future. You're good people. Thank you for posting here today.
Xavier Cox
Was in East Timor in 1999 That was some shit
Henry Watson
I do but I can't give. But when you come just say here, and we meet at the Dive Bar or wherever man.
Bentley Murphy
I read on some forum or blog (forgot which) that timorese women are ugly as shit, and the urban areas are still quite dangerous for tourists unless you go to some isolated resort.
Isaiah Green
from this report, it doesnt sound that bad - tho it was 2010
Do you find that a lot of people have forgiven Indonesia? Given they are your close neighbour and I'm sure you do a lot of trade and business how do you guys manage the past? I would be mad as fuck about the genocide
Lucas Bailey
How often do you go there to mantuto?
Camden Cooper
Hahaha was the nigger of Indonesia and now the nigger of Australia, why Aussie like to collect nigger? Abo, Timor Leste, PNG
Anyway good for you TL, may your country have bright future!
Ryder Phillips
Laclo in 1999. Obrato/Manatuto in 1999-2000.
Parker Russell
Tell my "little brother", "Conan" El..., hello for me next time you go to Manatuto.
Aaron Perry
Every four days to Manatutu for inspections and control.
Thomas Lee
Indonesia? Forgiven not forgotten They are not our friends, never will be. Too bad.
Gabriel Green
We beat you, remember that. We endure.
Xavier Richardson
Some so beautiful women, come and see
Carson Turner
Baucau. With place in Dili at seaside
Hudson Davis
Always seemed like a long trip between Manatuto and Dili, even though I normally traveled by motorcycle.
Brody Gomez
road now is fucking terrible thank you China
Lincoln Moore
What happens in Timor Leste?
Logan White
They're drinking your milkshake
Jayden Moore
Yeah fuck Indonesia you're better off with Portuguese ties and if Australian politicians pull their heads out of their asses maybe our countries will help each other with education and technology and tourism shit.
Another quick one: is it because Dutch had west Timor that they went to Indonesia after the War? Why do you get oecussi?
Jacob Reyes
Need more rare flags to post in here so I can harvest
Logan Rivera
You could say that and you'll be right. Any respectable country will put a least a fight whenever one of their territory want to secede. the half assed (troops deployment vs troops available) invasion just to show that. Your guys already over your head since begining, thinking that you'll become one of the "european" country. The political optics in international stage are bad for us that's for sure.
Like i said before, good for you, and wish your country have a bright future, whatever you gonna denied or not, your roots are closer to us then to portugal/aussie.
And god forbid, that your beautiful country turns up to be like those african country that still controlled- economy and progress oppresed by France, so they just can leach your abundant resources for their own benefits, but on your case it Aussie.
Matthew Wright
It was really bad in '99. Motorcycle was the best transportation then. The Land Rovers weren't bad, but you couldn't get into the "back country" as well. Just had to be careful of the military trucks.