Long-nose man come to cave, tell me that six long-nose tribe die in holobunga. Six? That a lot. Me think holobunga fake

Long-nose man come to cave, tell me that six long-nose tribe die in holobunga. Six? That a lot. Me think holobunga fake.

This is actually one of the most original threads I've read in a while lmao

lol wheres that jews are neanderthals meme

Why that black tribe steal all my rocks?

prefer the jews are mitochondria meme desu

Ugh not see how can make fire good hot burn six bodies in two hours. Holobunga math not add up.

squint eyed tribe stole wheel, made more of shit rock, now me cart am no work
fucking slant eye tribe

Urg think we need ban on assault spears

urg have to takem from grog's cold dead hands

Big nose tribe tell me let black tribe live on land. Tell Grong make us stronger.

You sound like shiny-head shamanry theorist. What next, cooking fire no burn tree trunk? Give me break.

>be grog
>wake up and go to work
>grog come back to cave
>find grog woman have sex with ooga booga man
>grog woman make ugly baby with ooga booga man
>hook-nose man rubbing hands
>mfw

Some winters past, twin totems of tribe brought down by fanatics of other tribe. Were wrapped in deerskins of boiling plant juices, ran into twin totems which caused skins to burst, and caused totems to collapse. Also tribe's seventh tent for some reason.

Nearly two of tribe died and many upset, and chief declare war against fanatics but also their neighbor tribe, say something about peace in region and stone weapons of destruction.

But... hot oil can't melt wood...

Bet island man tribe think world not flat, too. Keep believe everything island man told.

>implying world not fat from big-belly tribe walking on it

We not do thing.
We are cave leaders!

Grumpf say he make big wall to keep brown tribe out. Don’t Grumpf know brown tribe just use ladder?

Blond tall tribe am better tribe
Me am say give rocks and womanz or spear am fly as fast as lightning

"""assault spear""" not real thing. that just cave painting of hunting spear!

No one care who I am before I put on nose

>hurr big-belly tribe fat

Is all you got, Ughmed?

>implying big belly tribe not rule past island man tribe fathers with longmost sticks and sharpmost rocks

if bash head you die?

'Six'? Wot am 'six'?

Long-nose-man just making 'numbers' up.

Zog no fick. Zog count gud. One, two, many.

See! Zog count *all* numbers.

Six! pfeh - six...

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many winter ago was we chiefs and shit

Look at these goddamn retarded homo sapiens with their grubby hands and their retard intellect. Can't even talk normally. And they are outbreeding us. They have smaller brains, they rape our women, they kill our men, they cause crime. And if you say something against them your fellow neanderthals start calling you racist. Really makes me think.

Me am wake dreaming many moons in cold season totem sad day may be work of cave insiders, not other tribe . . .

>he take stickpill

Every where I go me see shadow of long nose
On the painting wall
In the clouds
Own offspring say his words
Last sun saw long nose spear wide nose then scream
Hunters of my tribe not allowed now
All bad is long nose

Would make hurt

you big tribe for me

For Gru.

>funny man join tribe
>no good hunt
>no good gather
>but he make good cave painting
>let him stay and enjoy cave painting
>suddenly cave painting no fun anymore
>bash funny man with rock

Long nose tribe make up holobunga to take cave, take land. Holobunga not happen, but should. Sharpen spears, day of shishkebab soon

long nose tribe make information neutral. no kill expensive messenger

ooga booga holobunga not real this thread me bump

Dats right noga. We even travel to shiny sparkles in sky and make giant mountains until evil pale tribe make us slave.

Me am brain hurt. Long nose tribe shamans Aberg, Dromo and Lugstein say to see shadow of long nose as bad omen is to cast evil mouth magic.
Want say trick by long nose.
Long nose shamans say call spirits on me if say trick.
Wut do friend four-cavers?

Wave shiny in front of long-nose.
Tell long-nose he make much shiny if help build.

Long-nose tell Brown-skin they build for food.

Long-nose get much shiny, still make brown-skin build for food.

Long-nose not make as much shiny as want.

Long-nose make (You) build for food.

America

>This is actually one of the most original threads I've read in a while lmao
newbunga detected, ug-ug back to rock-it

Long-nose say mouth wrongs.
All know only five tallest number.
Five pointers on stick paw.
Five pointers on foot.
Past five . . . many.
What six?
Sound like mouth wrongs.

But problem if say. See cave painting

Why no Da-Gronk look after kid and hunt for family?

>puts poo on tribe cave wall
tribe work hard to paint wall, leave now

Grong make me hear talk inside head.

Not black enough for assault spear. Needs tactac rope for easy carry, too.

Voice say long nose tribe bring bad juju magic to Grong

Tell Grong, talk to frog spirit he tell Grong- what do

>be fat tribe
>rock hit you

>Cave painter make stories all about their

>>So....Gronald Grumpf

>Chief hit him and shiny rocks spill out his loin cloth

>>Where he get???

>All about chief

Me want rock wife.

Hand over the pelts

Hook-nose man tell son to chop long-meat off, become woman.

Whats holobunga?

Me no believe u without proof of wat u say

>be cold cave tribe
>father am squint-eye tribe

>tfw no gatherer gf

>in sleep spot with wow-lady
>am do unga bunga
>see rock carving
>say what do tribe leader daughter
>tell lady
>say tribe leader dead
THEN WHO ROCK

...

me ooga jews booga

long nose give shiny rock for baby daughter
take?

fat tribe man is half and six of snow skin

Desert tribe tell me he talk to big god tell him to worship him o me go to hell, me no believe desert tribe n hit him eith rock big god no nothin, dumb desert tribe.

Don't Ugg know gender not exist? Furkin displeased.

>draw man with long meat
>say it girl
sun tribe be sun tribe

Big Arm Big Spear.... we kill long and fat nose. take all shiny

Wo-man not gay! Long meat and chest bubbles better than tunahole!

>Literal Ebonics

you're a funny ass nip

nice one

Furkin tries.

squint eye go back to field! uggh no give you rock!

one day jurgg fall in yurt bear trap
jurgg dead
sun tribe man still think long meat trap ok?
jurgg unga-girl say no trap ok

snow cave man am warpath as father is squint eye only.
All know some squint eye, some snow skin am not get snow lady
Am all time alone.
Stay warpath, snow-squint.

Furkin say wrong hole.

sun tribe man speak true! no gay if want fuck cute man

>yfw caveman language was stupidly complex

>Kwi-neu-omo
>neu-omo
>No homo

hoh good one all tribe know sun tribe man homo

New cave painters need huddle in dark more
No paint cave self

Long nose man bring lot of soy. Son has now big woman milk bags. Wants to cut off meat rod and change name to Groga.
Grandgrog did not die for this in cave war 2.

>indo-europeans
>cavemen
they had agriculture and houses iirc

We need give women free right! Ban dead by rocking

why mong have most smart? spear not big.. arm not big. nose not big

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Ooga ooga, me woman now

My cavemen, I think we should rape zulu tribe men. It will give us magic

Checkum magicks.

give woman free right not good thought
see what happen in gay tribe and think again

Spirit not like squint eye call them
stick marks not same
think squint eye must rock self

top kek

Squinty was checkum other Oooga. Dangerously under-checkum's. Kek magicks important.

Long nose tribe not lying. Long noses killed with stink in caves and then turned into flames by kraut tribe. Kraut tribe then destroy our village and steal rocks. Give us back our 60 trillion rocks kraut tribe!

>Bad teeth tribe say me should move cave to big island
>Big island has strange man dance around hot light
>Hit strange man with spear, he flee far away
>Tribe strong, strange man make live in small cave
>Bad teeth chief demand shiny rocks of strong tribe!
>Hit bad teeth tribe when fight better teeth same man
>Not see tribe not like hook nose tribe
>Hook nose man and bad teeth man want help against not see tribe?
>Says not see tribe come after big tribe next!
>Help bad teeth tribe and hook nose tribe after rock smash squinty tribe for throwing rock at strong tribe
>Strong tribe now stuck with big warband
>Hook nose tribe says run strong tribe even better
>Ooga booga slave want free right!
>Women want free right!
>Hook Nose tribe start fight between Strong tribe and angry desert tribe
>Hook nose tribe says need shiny rock, that strong tribe have much spare!
>Hook nose man bad!
>Regret helping hook nose man with not see man, not see tribe was right about hook nose tribe!

Long nose tribe man give shiny thing , I give Ungarina for unga-bunga time. Now longh nose man want me give him 2 shiny thing back...

Underrated

Today black tribe man came to my cave. Me ready to rock him but he say he from the big belly tribe and not black tribe. Can any big belly man rocksplain this?

Me make big Baboomba noise.
Me always get girls
Gnnnn!

dis not future.. not beliefe

North tribe man come to my cave, tell me me not white tribe, eye brown. me say go away, north man me white. North man no go away. North man keep say stop when me try build thing. Northman keep say me stop rub dongdong. Northman say me make kid. Me now angry, Me hit Northman head rock.