Pussy access

Would you agree to this?

No of course not it's disrespectful, why treat an adult in such a childish and belittling way.

those are basic functions of a normal husband, so why not?

>being whipped by your wife
lmao

i'd be mental if i had to trust completely in another person and sacrifice my body for pregnancy during and after while being completely vulnerable, women are different to men and unelsss your a fag you should each have your defined role.
putting up with this bullshit just gives her some feeling of control like a pacifier

This only happens with no prenup.

>tfw you do all that shit for free

>If you don't do what I tell you to, I will deliberately start acting like an insufferable cunt.

Well, that's one way to get your skull caved in...

Ive instilled a few rules with my gf:
Last one to leave the bed has to make it.
Take turns taking out garbage.
Take turns paying for dinner. Never tip :^)
If you dont like the way youre paid then dont work there.
also the place should increase the price of food to pay its workers.

Like... Is this bitch giving me the reward of letting me buy beer with my own money?Thanks! How about you do the goddamn dishes and I let you continue having all of your teeth!

I would never be in a relationship with a control freak like that. She's a lunatic.

Only 15 more days of washing the dishes and I can buy myself CoD WW2 wish me luck lads

What if he's a NEET and his wife is the one earning money

id just come home from work sit on the couch and wait for everything to be done
whoever even considers something like op pic is insane and deserves being cucked

>(You)
And even then Ahmed gets the reward.
Shame. At least you get to watch.

I fuck my wife whenever I want, no childish chart needed. She's literally said "no" once in the 10 years we've been together and that was because she was coming down with pneumonia.

I buy beer when I want, she only nags me if we haven't had sex in a couple days, I've never been in the doghouse, and I don't do anything I don't want to because I'm not her little boy.

I really don't understand relationships that function like that weird mother-son dynamic like in OP.

>good boy points for your adult husband

Is this peak soy bugman?

>Richard what are you doing???
-im synthesizing a strong acid to break down the body of our deceased neighbor
>our neighbour died?? why??
-she knew too much claire, i couldnt have that old skank running her mouth around the block about us
>What? what did she know? what could be worse than this richard??
-she knew that i dressed up in your clothes and lured truckers on the freeway, before having gay sex with them and leaving with all their money
>you did what?
-you heard me you dumb bitch now help me get this old cunts body disolved shes starting to stink
>no way i cant help you, i-i-im calling the police
-but claire i think you are forgetting something
*pulls out my "get out of the dog house free card"*
-i packed the kids' lunches with today sweetie

Precisely.

A good woman knows that the man has the final word.

Only a toxic woman would take the 'equality' thing seriously.

lel

Don't tip. You must be black.

Why would i want to place my reproductive organs into a mouth orifice, instead of the reproductive organs of my partner. Honest question, i never understood this.

You have severe debilitating brain damage if you couldn't memorize or perform these tasks.

Why do most Americans not develop mentally beyond 10?

>with my gf
>Take turns paying for dinner.
is this for real
i thought it was just a meme, but are some people actually this dense?

>Take turns paying for dinner. Never tip
>Never tip

is this a good way to get spit in your food if you are a repeat customer in america?

Thats my kid. Id do all that shit because im an awesome fucking parent. I have a child, your pussy comes 2nd to that kid. And goddamn you will not hold my desire to be the worlds best fucking dad over my head. Now go make our child some dinner i have puke to clean up and a diaper to change.

Because woman feel that all their work should be shared, even if they are stay at home mothers

not bad

When do you get to stick it in the cunt?
>using different currency stickers
Bitch should get on the GBP legal tender.

Imagine it's reversed

you realize that what you jsut typed is absolutely incompatible with that flag
all of my ancestors were actual rl nazis so i know

I unironically thought this was a DD/lg thing until about halfway down. Has the internet ruined me Sup Forums?

>buy my own stickers
>unlimited blow jobs

You seem more like the kind of guy that would prefer to stick it into the rectums of strangers at truck stop glory holes.

>half of these are "I'll try to not be such a bitch"
>Required to provide house hold for family
>demanded to clean the god damned dishes as well.

NO.

Gomez said that it's the purest joy in producing a child and paying someone else to raise them.

This is at least a more honest version of the mental checklists women were constantly making to determine if someone is a worthy partner.

Ficken sie untermenschen. I will be the best father because i will have sons the worlds will be proud of because of their STEM education and ahievements. My daughters will be so damn elegant that they will shoot a bow and arrow into your fucking eye while in a cocktail dress. No frau will hold pussy against me over my child. If your family is a bunch of nigger nazi wannabes, thats your problem. Mein kinder sind nummer EINS.

>I'll do the woman's job because she's so lazy and need to be treated like a princess
The mom takes carr of the kid's needs, the father raise the kid not to be a little shit. That's the natural order and you're a fag because you do everything while your wife gets pounded by Jamal.

>If you don't like where you work the don't work there
The hallmark of a silver spoon cunt

>Autism the post

In college my gf was rich and I was poor. I made her pay for most of my meals and drinks and she really didn't care because it was nothing to her.

Now that I think about it, I feel really bad for her dad. He was basically paying for me to fuck his daughter.

>no nagging for a week
as if a woman is capable of doing that

>that weird mother-son dynamic like in OP.

Men raised by shitty single moms subconsciously seek out women to play the role of the mother they never had. And they have no qualms of course with playing the role of the "little boy" like in OP's picture

I was never cucked this badly, but I was definitely never the captain of the ship. We were "equal partners" at best.

t. divorcee who didn't get red pilled until after his marriage

my family are not nazis, but they were nazis back then when nazis were actually a thing and almost my entire family perished fighting for poglavnik and fuhrer to whom they remained loyal even after the war when everyone was turncoating and surrendering, despite being prosecuted by the communists for years

so no you dumb larping faggot you have no idea about national socialism, its morals and its social views
go larp somewhere else like stormfront where they embraced the gender equality bullshit which is your second hobby besides role plying a national socialist

>having a sexual terrorist living in your house
>Literally vagina-jihad
>So cucked that you actually finance the terrorist

>Tfw you realize that CIA-ISIS relationships is just cuckolding

Australia will dominate the world this century.

>I am black or Jewish and I love bodily fluids in my food

No i do mans work because if i have more than one child puking and shitting it up as babies, i will be a part of that team effort. Its 2017, not blessed 1939 my woman has to work and keep our house clean and raise a child. I have to work, maintian home repairs, vehicle repairs, and keep a clean exterior and raise a child. You clueless shits have no fucking idea how much work actually is involved in owning a home. Its a team effort. And fuck off with your basic jamal insults, what are you 16?

stockholm syndrome is a hell of a drug

Once you have a kid with a woman, you just become another child of hers.

Dis whole chart is one huge insult.

I dont get how some (((men))) accept this in any shape or form... even remotely.

>Its 2017, not blessed 1939
take that flag right now and replce it with rainbow or peace sign liberal faggot

>I would never be in a relationship
I have already fixed it your you finbro, you are welcom.

99% chance this woman got fucked in every hole for free by teenaged Chad when she was 16, and over time realized the power of her pussy
weak men enable this environment. You may not like it, but wife-beating would end this overnight

>Never tip :^)
le 56% meme is too real

>An LGBT poster that is actually funny.

its extremely simple:
men work and provide for the family
women take care of the kids and the home
sons get educated and follow careers
daughters grow up to become mothers and homemakers
PERIOD

no 2017, get along with the times or anything of that sort
YOU CANNOT FUCKING BE A NATIONAL SOCIALIST IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW ITS WORLDVIEW AND SOCIAL RULES

Then if they all died before you were born how do you know anything at all about their daily life at home? How do you know that the father did not help his wife in rearing their babies? How do you know that the father never cleaned up his childs vomit as he held them. How do you know he never took his child to a baseball game and never was annoyed by the other children present with their obnoxious fathers and mothers?

>My woman has to [...] raise a child
That's why they'll end up fucked up. I don't deny it requires a lot of work, but while you're both working, you usually send them to daycare where they take care of your kids, which means, that your kids should have their needs met even if neither of you are there. Which invalidates the argument you're both too busy, as if you had catching up to do on changing diapers at the end of the day. Kek, you sure show you don't need an IQ test to be a parent.
>Refutes basic insult with another basic insult
The irony didn't strike you or you didn't reach scholarship high enough to count up to 100?

>mw I only get to have sex once every 2-3 weeks with my wife because my penis tears her vagina down to her anus every time we fuck and it takes weeks to heal

God dammit man you don't know how good you have it. I masturbate 2-3 times a fucking day.

In 1939 niggers were still trash. I despise niggers as much as i do turkroaches, if not more.

when you're in a sexless marriage and extremely blue pilled and beta... believe me you have no shame and will do anything not just for sex but just for signs of love and appreciation from your wife

even when your wife is a total cunt ("no nagging for a week! :)") she will gaslight you so hard you will believe that you're the bumbling idiot buffoon who is always wrong just like all the husbands on the TV

Funnily enough one of the things that lead to my divorce was telling my wife "you know what, maybe I'm not so fucking stupid, maybe I'm actually smarter than you". My whole life I knew I was above average intelligence and in just a few years of marriage I had been programmed to believe I was just a stupid useless man

You're right. It would end overnight. Because the husband would go to jail, then be fined, then have a restraining order, and have his professional life or career ruined.

This is literally me now but with my wife.

When I see him I can't even look him in the eyes..

>I dont get how some (((men))) accept this in any shape or form... even remotely.

tons of men gladly accept entering into relationships like that every day. It's socially acceptable and guarantees you a nonzero amount of sexual interaction. Dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit etc.

>not gaslighting your wife into believing she's stupid

You did it all wrong, m8.

Oh, and the type of man who end up in these type of marriages usually deserve it. Don't feel bad for them.

Are you sure you're actually fucking a woman? Vaginas are pretty much the toughest part of the average woman's body when compared to what it has to endure. If it's breaking under a few hours of fucking then you're probably fucking a post-op tranny.

i know that none of my grandmothers attended education and if either of them dared to counteract their husbands or say no to them they'd get fucking beat up regardless how ridiculous things they demanded were

i know when there was a party in the village and my grandfather would tell my grandmother she can't go she'd fucking do as he said
i know that when my grandmother questioned his decisions shed get an educational one
i know that my grandfather owned all land and property and everyone had to obey by his whims
i know they were all rude and badass people who left their lives when it was necessary in bleiburg and ditches aroudn the balkans

THATS HOW ACTUAL NATIONAL SOCIALISTS WERE LIKE

It’s too early for this bullshit

Again. You have to get out of the house and realize the world has changed. There is only so far you will get with a woman and her family with your attitude. And please trust me on this. 2017 women do not have those values any more. You cannot reprogram them, you become a parent not a lover and they will leave you. At that point accept the neet single life. And your lack of contribution to the children of the world.

Interesting. Thanx for sharing.

fpbp, she should doing those things anyway

real men, something you can't fathom you whipped pussy

stop insulting and desecrating the national socialist legacy of millions of brave men who gave their lives for their families, for their fatherlands and for what they believed in

go back iron something and wash the dishes you fucking disgrace

you fucking liberal emasculated disgrace
i pity you and any kids who will grow up raised by quasi-men such as yourself

This takes me back in the Bush era, when i turned twenty and had to deal with my little sisters growing up and going to the high school. I was the only male in the house (dad died shortly after the youngest of my sisters was born) and so i had to be vigil unless i wanted them to get into trouble. So i sticked up the fridge a similar list, which described them what the punishment would be if they fucked up. It was all things like "do drugs - get roundhouse kicked in the face", "be too friendly with shitskins and niggers - hokuto no ken style flurry of punches", "get drunk - shoryuken", things like that.
Long story short, they never, ever fucked up, and both of them are now traditional wives with kids.
It's sad to think that if i had been in this situation later in life and behaved like that, all it would have took to land my ass in jail would have been a single leftist guest taking a look at that list. Even if i never gave my sister a single slap.

>naked hula dance
wtf is wrong with this guy and why is he married to such a cunt?
fucking soyboy

if every man in a shitty relationship like that overnight starting slapping his woman's shit, and all of the women reported them, it would be awful hard to imprison several million men. It would take a collective uprising of men. If women actually feared their men they would start behaving better. This is totally impossible at this point though, as is legalizing wife beating, which is probably for the better because niggers would take it to the nth degree and abuse the shit out of actually good wives

>Keep lifting up toilet seat and putting it down
>No nagging for a week
>when the no nagging nap is violated just do the toilet seat a few more times and get another week of no nagging
>dirty some dishes and wash them and get constant supply of beer, money is running low but the wife cannot nag.
>Refuse to bathe kids, wife cannot nag although she donates your t-shirt
>she has donated all of your tshirts, you cannot go out of the house or to parties due to no shirts
>You sit drink and enjoy no nagging
>you drink too much and make yourself sick constantly
>Free supply of Bjs
>She cannot nag you, she has to buy you beer constantly, you cannot leave the house, you get inf bj

Ill take lack of irony for 400. Im not a funny man. Again life is not picture perfect you have to make sacrifices and so the best you can. In 2017 you cant afford a home unless you both work or if you want to live in the city with the niggers. Im a rural guy. I prefer a ranch outside the city. And blue collar jobs make money, just not that much.

correct, that's a major lack of respect

the head is probably not that great anyways

>Implying women will honour their word if even a hint of foul play is detected.

Sounds preferable to today desu.

>You cannot reprogram them

but they will positively respond to things they evolved for hundreds of thousands of years to respond to like strong, dominant men who dont put up with their shit, aka conquerors

>Would you agree to this?

Are you fucking kidding?

>wants to use a female-exclusive hole instead of one that men have as well
>must be gay and want to use a hole that men have as well
You're not making much sense here, burger, the leaf does have a point.

No.

I already do those things and already get those things. Why would I introduce data points?

True, it's afternoon here. And it's still to early!

>If women actually feared their men they would start behaving better.


THHHIIIIISSSSSSS !!111!!

>Kissing a woman is gay because men also have lips.
The absolute state of Germany.

W-where does the cum end up? Does it go to the kidneys or it stays in the belly?

You missed my point. I know you both have to work, like you said, we're in 2017. However, while your kids are at daycare, they don't pile up diapers and vomit and then you have extra work at the end of the day.

>Selling sex to your lover.
It means this is not love or even proper sex relationships.

This.

"12 pack of your favorite beer"
So she also controls finances? I hope this is a joke

Same. This is not how well-adjusted, mature people act. Also, I woudn´t be suprised it someone made this just to troll.

She probably also controls his drinking habits.
>Don't drink it all at once. You need to make it last.

As a Christian, no.

>2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. 3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. 4 The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife. 5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

1 Corinthians 7:2-5

Cool projection, Achmed Aisha.