I was unpacking and found this in one of my bags. What do I do?

I was unpacking and found this in one of my bags. What do I do?

Monologue about how annoyed you are with your fantastic life of fantasy and adventure.

That's obviously not your bag, close it and bring it to the lost and found.

Don't forget to completely ignore any sense of propriety or legal adoption methods when you decide to take care of her anyway.

Its already to late user. if she offers you any free beer or classic rock, deny it like your life depends on it.

i.n.t.e.n.s.e b.r.e.e.d.i.n.g

R-...Rape?

this joke is so fucking old

>2016
>obey the law

kill the alien with disgustingly large eyes

Get a bowl of eggs.

KYON-KUN DENWA

「ｘ」Procreate

Why does she sit like this?

Throw it in the river

You don't have to tell me how you got in the bag, but you do have to eat these eggs.

Turn off my cell phone.

i really LOVE haruhi suzumiya

Maybe her butt hurts.

Destroy it's vagina

Today I will remind them.

...

I want to put denwas in her holes.

>lawfags

Good luck sending her to school or any other kind of procedure that requires her to have a legal guardian.