Stop smoking weed

It makes you lazy, dumb, and elevates your estrogen levels

When was the last time you met a successful pothead? It’s super rare

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Is cocaine /ourdrug/ then?

Yeah because I need something desu sempai.

Maybe I'll buy some Kratom.

Coke is honestly better than weed. It makes you sharp minded and productive instead of dumb and lazy.

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Whatever nerd

pot makes you strong pol makes you lazy

Stop giving me cancer then.

Pol and pot is a dangerous combination.
But is it /ourcombination/?

I am high right now

oh shit, packing a bowl now

I work, workout, have a social life all while I'm high as fuck. Now what?

Quentin? Is that you?

We miss you brah

I smoke weed and I make all A's at University, entering my senior year next semester.

Cocaine costs way too much for what it does to you
Might as well go to a doctor and fake ADHD for vivans

> tfw weed keeps me motivated and kelps me mellow while working out as well as enhances and elongates my hiking routes.

So what is it Sup Forums.

Quentinposting or the 40kgs i've lost over the last 9 months?

>ID is 88r
Rare

>90% of Sup Forums is unfit nerds with glasses
based /polpot/ killed eyelets

>being this autistic

why do you check every ID

>>when hangin with shitskins they smoke weed with you so everyone knows your cool
Also stop hanging out with shitskins

How do I smoke less? I enjoy it too much and I live in a legal state

Nope, just someone that’s been in the clutches of weed addiction and experienced everything I stated. It’s really not as harmless as everyone makes it out to be.

>Sup Forums is not a board for autists
I don't check every single ID, but I at least glance so I can follow a conversation.

>t. English major

>When was the last time you met a successful pothead? It’s super rare
There are lots of them but most also use other drugs to counter pot so...

Maybe you just have addictive personality. I smoked weed for years, gave it up for a few, went back. I take a few months break in between now. I don't experience anything significant positive or negative.

It depends on where you live.
In places where cannabis is illegal, of COURSE worthless criminals are the only ones who smoke.
Furthermore, the stereotype of the dumb hippie liberal stoner subculture is a direct product of cannabis prohibition.

In places where it's completely legal and a totally normal part of the local culture, like where I'm at, tie-dye shirts and dreadlocks are something only worn by backwards trailer trash who are mentally stuck in the mid-'90's, and the cannabis industry is run by hardworking entrepreneurs and agricultural engineers.
Everyone I know who smokes is an artist or scientist of some kind and makes their living in that manner.

Just quit cold turkey. It’s the only way. Stay away from your loser pothead friends or they will make you relapse.

Smoke later in the day. Whenever I smoke early I almost always get tempted into staying high from then on. Unless I am doing shit outside.

>Nope, just someone that’s been in the clutches of weed addiction and experienced everything I stated.

Oh, while you were in those clutches did you ever stoop so low as to play a 3DS in public?

>make you relapse.

Are people really this weak?

It's easy when everyone you associate with is a stoner

I don't really smoke with anybody else, I do it on my own unless I have company that also smokes. If anything I'm the enabler tbqh

I try to do this, abstaining while the sun is up is what I try to stick to. That combined with waking up earlier I think would mitigate some of the minor issues I want to deal with

I just glance the colors from the corner of my eye while skimming the page looking for side orbitting memes. I scan about 3 memes per second and only stop for giggles (due to the vibration of my head causing the text to blur). I have a 2.7 second break if I have a kek and a 4.2 sec break if I have an audible kek. A roflmao can last anywhere from 10-60 seconds and an side orbitting meme will dilate my pupils due to the intense dopamine rush and will bring me out of action for at least 3 minutes.
I'm not autist though, I think.

It is pretty addictive. And there are drawbacks in memory. Doesn't mean it should be made illegal when Sup Forums will autistically defend cigarettes and alcohol. Those are plenty of addictive too. It just takes moderation and self control like everything else.
Archaeology major. Yeah, yeah, I was shit at math before I started smoking anyway. I also plan on using it to be a forestry firefighter which needs to ensure they don't burn archaeological remains. And I am smoking a lot less with the intention of stopping altogether in the next week or two. I've got a friend who gives me some occasionally, so me quitting earlier this month was put on hold. Still, saving for something so I won't be buying any more myself.

It's all psychological though. Weed is easier to kick than anything.

No.

>an side orbitting meme

*a

fuck why can't I edit my messages

>I scan about 3 memes per second

What is your meme retention rate?

>elevates your estrogen levels
>When was the last time you met a successful pothead?

Dorian Yates takes weed like a daily supplement and was the most successful body builder of all time. You think he had elevated estrogen?

Most people who smoke weed don't become potheads. I smoked it and haven't smoked it in 15+ years. When stores open up selling it around here, I'll probably get a few bowls worth and smoke it. Then it will be another number of years before I feel like it again.

Why deny me that for the sake of potheads?

Nice outlier. Now let’s discuss all the other 99% of potheads with whiny nasally voices, man tits, emotional behavior, short stature because they smoked during puberty and other fem traits

only pussy beta faggots who were lazy to begin with can't smoke and go about there day. weak minded faggots stay away

Can you prove burnouts weren't smoking laced brick weed?

i agree one hundred percent. do coke instead, like an adult.

Self control like anything else. When you want to smoke make yourself wait 20 minutes or so. Make yourself get something done before you smoke so it's more of a reward then just an expected thing. Some smart user needs to invent a weed safe that dispenses you 1/7 your weed per day for a week. You could market it for old people who don't know when to take which pills.

>laced weed

hahahaha

Yeah... And then you crash and either kys or buy more

>sharp minded
It makes people arrogant narcissists

It’s for people with no self esteem

>I've never seen a hood nigger spray aerosols on weed so it smells better

Cool, I have.

>Fake ADHD
I think most of Sup Forums is lucky. They might have ADHD/ADD

how else would i play runescape 22 hours a day

Most of my work is reading and writing rn and it is more difficult to read and retain information with all of it's details while high. Not impossible, but it does slow me down quite a bit so I try not to. It's great to eat an edible and work outside though, I did that while preparing my house for Irma. I'm sure it would be great while hiking too.
What about teens who started drinking too early and became burnout retards? Should we schedule everything around the fact that some people will abuse it or lack self control? I bet we should ban guns because they are abused too.

yeah but it makes my video games more interesting

> not playing 26 hours a day.
KYS

I never said weed should be illegal. It should be legal and taxed heavily. The problem is liberal fucks like you keep pushing the idea that weed is totally harmless and non addictive

Fucking coke heads are indeed insufferable smug pieces of shit. I used to be a hard core stoner and only coke heads woke me out of my haze and made me want to smash them. Fucking drugs. Save your $ for better things like funs. Funs>drugs.

>Taxed heavily
Stop sucking the governments cock. There used to be 0 taxes on Americans in America. The entire tiny government was paid for by taxing imported goods and it worked perfectly. Now they tax us drinking a beer so that foreigners don't have to pay a tax. You are a statist cock holster. That's not homophobic btw Colbert said it so it's not anti gay.

See I didn't say there weren't drawbacks. Alcohol or cigarettes aren't good for you either. Weed affects memory and can be addictive. Not to mention that it can also hurt socialization in some cases or just make you more agitated when you're on the edge of being high and sober at the end. And national socialist is a better description.
>Inb4 I am not a true Scotsman

It IS you, you magnificent bastard

Please don't leave us again

casual numbers faggot

Ancaps like you are retarded. I am not saying we have a government that could be trusted to do so as it stands, but without a government to regulate society corporations will take advantage and fuck you over for their bottom line. Without government there is a power vacuum. In an individualist society (((groups))) will still collectivize and collude to help themselves. Your unregulated individualist society is what led to our current level of subversion, why do you insist on reverting back to it?

Maybe if you're a weak willed faggot who wants to be high all day. I smoke every night after work.

>20
>smoke weed everyday, 2-3 bowls, get it free from friend who grows
>jerk off at least once a day
>use internet for 8-12 hours per day, majority of time spent on Sup Forums
>go to bed at 3-4 AM
>go to gym 2-3 times a week and eat decently but still get stuff like taco bell, frozen waffles, and greasy food often
>write shitty music as hobby
>get laid somewhat regularly with tinder thots
>oneitis friend is attracted to me but she is currently in relationship
>go to uni for accounting degree and have 3.2 GPA so far, skip half the lectures

Where would I be if I actually gave a shit and lived like a productive member of society and not an autistic NEET? I know weed is a problem and makes me lazy and complacent, but the problem is I get enough done anyway so I haven't hit some cathartic breaking point forcing me to change. I know I should change my lifestyle and that I could accomplish far more and become ubermensch, but it's hard to break these habits.

And he got the get.
Get BTFO'd

The smartest guy in my class is a complete pothead and a very chill guy. Besides, weed gives me the break I need from all this bullshit.

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I have an extensive 3 stage selection process where only the dankest of memes make it to the 3rd round, I call it trickle-down meme-onomics. I would say 1 in about 420 memes ~ makes it to the A+ meme collection. It's a hard world but only the dankest of the dankest shall survive.

I do this so that if I want to spread memes myself I don't need to scan my own collection as long, it takes an exorbitant amount of time already even with this heavy selection at place.

The picture attached to this post is currently at round 1 and I'm now testing the waters to see if it has any potential to move to round 2. It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it.

Weed is less harmful than other drugs, but it's still a drug and anyone who says "weed isn't addictive bro because it's natural plant bro' is a fucking idiot. Opium comes from a plant too dude.

And cocaine

And chocolate

Caffeine

More for me then

Thank you for your service.

But if you can't be successful and smoke weed how was he so successful?

Agree with this.
I've cut back to one night a week, usually before doing something deep, like reading scripture or watching a documentary.
I scaled back from every night (and weekend days) to 1 night a week and was hit with terrible withdrawal symptoms: night sweats, REM rebound, anxiety, depression, no appetite, etc. etc.
After a few weeks I felt amazing. I realized the last half decade of my life had been spent as a joke, no matter how much "success" I achieved (which was considerable, both financially and otherwise). No matter how successful you are, if you smoke, you're the pot head.
When you cut it out of your life, natural excitement comes back to the "mundane" tasks of every day living, and the actual completion of those tasks is both socially and internally reinforced--rather than being the cool burnout who talks about everything you're going to do, you become the focused occasional user who gets things done.
Smoke--but not every day.

Kike.

You aren't successful are you?

pot is the only way to Sup Forums

Coffee is even worse. Lmao.

Guess what. You're still a loser. It wasn't the Weed.

Even Joe Rogan after he did the 30 day no weed challenge said "maybe i was addicted to weed"
youtube.com/watch?v=QZcFHG03I_8

Weed holds you back but it doesn't cripple you. If you're a decently skilled/intelligent person already the detrimental effects won't be as profound. It does slow you down though. You can be decently successful but you won't unlock your full potential. This is my situation and I do ok but weed makes me lazier and a procrastinator. If I didn't do weed I'd probably be far more successful, but I'm addicted to it.

I don't drink coffee mate. Fuck that garbage.

Why is coffee garbage? If you don't drink it with a fuck ton of sugar it has some health benefits. It's a good way to start a day

Cocaine fucks with your dopamine even more. Just like sugar. Any form of narcotic is a one way ticket to soyboy city.

Here in DC, everyone smokes, they're all white collar millionaires. My rich millionaire uncles smoke pot. My entire family smokes pot and we run own successful seafood businesses in Maryland.

Daily smoker here and Im probably more successful than 80% of Sup Forums. Got a great job, my own place, a kid on the way.

Not going to lie though, I do want to quit. Its been giving me anxiety lately so I now only smoke before bed to help me get to sleep rather than smoking all day like I used to.

Won't defend it though. Its definately making me more lazy and dumb than I should be.

>it takes an exorbitant amount of time already even with this heavy selection at place.

>have the perfect image for a post, but the thread dies before you can find it
>it keeps happening
>decide to finally sort that Sup Forums folder
>can't sort to broad or the subfolders get to big not solving the time-selection scan problem
>decided sort it autistically narrow
>copying images in several folders because they overlap into more than one meme
>it works, able to find everything ultrafast
>process of sorting is insanely time consuming though
>the biggest folders have yet to be sorted
>17,3 GB, 18.276 files, 333 folders
>all the files in the folder are post 31.08.2015
>I have folders dating back to 2006 on other hard drives with even more files
>tfw I was born to do this

One uncle of mine is a federal employee and works at the white house. Everyone smokes pot there too. Successful people love pot.

100% I was addicted.
How can you not be--it's like in an FPS when you die and you get to watch everyone else playing from God mode. That's what weed was/is always like for me. I saw things from a different perspective than everyone else, both at work and at home. And it's great to know exactly WHAT I should be doing in life--the problem was doing it. It's one thing to have a plan for finishing your basement, it's another to feel like hanging a fluorescent light is the high water mark of your 2016.
It's not degenerate, because it's a tool to become incredibly introspective and self aware. But you can get lost in that rabbit hole and start feeling like you're so "high" above everyone else that they could never see the world with the clarity that you do. And that's true, but once you realize that that insight doesn't quantitatively add anything to your day-to-day happiness, quitting is easy.
And here's the best part: don't quit 100%, just fade back to one night a week. And when you DO get high that one night a week, you get RIPPED, and have all of the insight condensed into one evening of a (not stream of but) waterfall of consciousness.

Agreed, I will share my testimony: I was addicted to that shit for years, during my last times I was actually tired of the already washed down "high" effect, more resemblant of a mere feeling of numbness and laziness, lack of energy, and overall a feeling of having my head a bit swollen. Nonetheless I was not able to get rid of the anxiety for the "oral fixation" of the joint.

I'm thirty now, been clean for a year, had a lot of support from anons over here and I really appreciate it. It is a very nice feeling to be able to take back your life, and gain control over yourself.

>When was the last time you met a successful pothead? It’s super rare

cumulative hoc ergo propter hoc, nigger

Americans truly are the most cucked mix-raced mutts in the known universe. you live in a country where smoking the flower of a common plant can get you fired from a job with no method of recourse. of course most successful people there don't smoke weed, you either have to be self-employed or working dirt jobs so you don't get piss-tested

It's funny that you think Americans would compromise their ability to buy fast food (something that creates real health problems) just to smoke a harmless plant that is better for anxiety and depression than the toxic shit the pharmajew starts prescribing you in kindergarten these days so that you will sit and listen to your teacher teach you about all 50 new pronouns. Fucking hell America is a shithole

Post quentin memes, friends

It always makes me critical of myself, my flaws, and anything that I am watching/seeing. Not always, but generally. Has helped me along with Sup Forums in becoming a person I want to be and was what first led to me working out. Not the best in being with people if I get like that though, makes me quiet and I don't share what I am thinking. Moderation is really important. And it still does have a definite impact on learning and memory, especially when you first start. I was taking Japanese and I started having a really hard time memorizing vocabulary.

Fucks your heart up

successful people do coke.

I smoke but I do take herbal and mineral supplements to boost test and prevent aromatase.

like, the other day my dude

I don’t use drugs. I quit smoking cigarettes because we’re having a baby and now I am badly sick with bronchitis - go figure

i also smoke before hiking or running. it makes the experience a lot better. it allows me to do some great thinking

Use steam if you can, expectorants will also help. You need to get all the tar and bullshit out.