You're now married to the last character you fapped too, how lucky are you?

You're now married to the last character you fapped too, how lucky are you?

>Mikado from To Love Ru
I haven't watched or read TLR but she seems top tier

I haven't even watched this anime, how bad is she

What if I've never fapped before?

>married to a man in a skirt
fuck

Ha, trick question, the last character i fapped to was a boy, but I can't marry a boy because I'm not gay.

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Guys, how fucked up am I?

Would I even be able to attempt to marry Ayano from yuru yuri without going to jail?

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If I marry the queen, that makes me the king of catland.

Random Bestiality doujin.
Fuck.

what the hell, user

not bad

I'm going to prison

Why yes I do like this turn of events

I was going to say I didn't remember, but then I remembered.

Yes. YES.

Love.

Would you also take care of her mother and siblings?

Uh oh

If I get that high-paying CS job that I'm slaving my life away for.

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This looks familiar

I have zero regrets

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>Well, that's a long story.
>*video starts rewinding*

>my waifu
It's all I ever wanted.

I think I'm in love with this idiot bitch so I feel pretty lucky.

I might like it too much

>the president and vice president of Futabu
Oh my.

You're only allowed to marry one, no package deals.

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>only fap to my waifu
Perfect

Married to an old hag/eldritch abomination that will probably kill me.

Well at least she got huge tits

Im basically Starrk personality-wise, so i think we would get along okay.

Lucky until her metabolism inevitably starts slowing and she becomes a fatty

My waifu.

I'm manly enough. Bring it

I don't know how to fap.

I'm going to get cucked.

This is exactly why I avoid relationships.

>Fapping to your waifu

This. I love my waifu and the last thing I would do is fap to her.

Vanilla and Chocola from Nekopara. Come at me!

I don't mind.

You need at least one hand and a dick. There's some rubbing and fondling involved.

Ahagon umiko nice nice

uhh i only really remember that she had nice lips

I can deal with this
Having shitty in-laws is kind of a given anyways with most characters

I've never watched her anime.

Totally worth it

>denying love making with your waifu
That is basically NTRing your waifu.

Then you're forever alone. Just like me.

>You're now married
>lucky

These two things shouldn't even be together in the same sentence.

>Momo

my penis is ready.

What if the last thing I fapped to was 3D?

Kumiko and Reina.

Being married to two lesbos seems tough. But I'm okay with it.

Then you go to church and ask God to repent you of your sins.

You have no idea how happy this makes me.

Kisaragi-chan
Seems I am set for life.
Got a good one.

>he doesn't wan't a big, beautiful, happy family
Why haven't you ended your life yet

Hell yeah, bunnygirl play all day

What series.

Oh yeah, nice.

YES I AM LITERALLY THE HAPPIEST MAN ON Sup Forums

Old hag that is supposed to look like a busty 16 year old girl.

You got lucky as with her awesomeness also come her servants.

Blondes are indeed that greatest!

There's a Demon Lord in the Floor

Kisaragi-chan is mine, but damn the Art is fap worthy.
If you just look for fap worthy manga you can also look for "Inbura!".

Or other stuff from this.

I will die satisfied, I will die soon, but I will die satisfied.

This is the kind of luck that makes you think God himself has blessed you.

>2k+16
>still buying into the mass controlling fairytales

Lucky fuck

>hurr durr i don't believe in God
>but still use gregorian calendar

>hurr durr

But yeah, I do because that's what the rest of the world does. It lost it's religious meaning a long time ago, now it's just a way to track the passage of time.

I fapped to my waifu everyday.

Goof thing I fapped to my hentaifu last.

Homu

>tfw become meduka

I want to lick those titties.

Woops
At least i get two.

Cake Asagi is top tier wife material.

>Marrying orc used goods
Loving every laugh.

>cute
>fun
>kind
>amazing wife material
I think I did pretty good, I wouldn't hire her out to other men like her bishounen husband did obviously. I got a wife that can be both sub and dom in bed, pretty gud.

>complaining about used goods in a masturbation/hentaifu thread.
Also, most of the shit that happens to her in the games are not canon.

>>complaining about used goods in a masturbation/hentaifu thread.
Who said this was hentaifu thread?
Still canonically used goods,mate.

>implying that's not a good thing
All the body modifications they did to her will make her go crazy from my dick even if it's not that impressive, she will go borderline retarded everytime I fuck her and she'll want to fuck 24/7. Marrying Asagi obviously comes with the added benifit that I get to fuck her sister and Murasaki aswell in hot, steamy foursomes. Get fucked loser.

>Defending used goods
Kek, eat shit.

>he doesn't want a wife with experience that can make his first time amazing and teach him all about sex.
lol, what a dork!

>backpedaling to defend your stupidity
Cucks,everyone.

>You're a cuck if you marry a girl who is not a virgin
Okay

Well yes actually.
Putting a ring on a hand that stroked other cocks is the ultimate form cucking.

No if you're fine with that and actually enjoy that thought, go on.

>>You're a cuck if you marry a girl who is not a virgin
Yeah.

Have fun never getting married mate.

>Getting married in this day and age
>3DPD
You're not very smart are you?

I am the luckies man alive

I did it !

You have to share her with 500 fat neckbeards.

Not exactly what I would call lucky.

More like three rapist midgets pretending to be preschoolers.

>fapped to my waifu
Yes

Am I in their world, or are they in my world? If I'm in their world life is great. If they're in my world my life is now basically a living hell.

So did I, to a femdom HCG of her no less. Feels good.

Hell yeah.

Waifu!