Whites can poo in loo, why can't you?

>Anatomically, humans are designed to squat to eliminate.
are you treating your puborectalis right? why not?

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I want to know where she found all that bullshit information

>not having a poop stool

true tho

makes the poop just fly out!

Wtf Sup Forums, where can I find a girlfriend who cares so much about her health that she even shits naturally? It's a hard catch in Burgerland.

This plus bending at the waste a little and you are in the 'correct' position.

>tfw american and too fat to squat on my toilet...

>cute grill shows us how to poop
anyone else turned on a little?

Was anyone else hoping there was going to be a webm where she grows a tail?

>ikea color theme aesthetic
sweden yes!

I like to prop my feet up with a box when taking a shit, definitely can feel the difference. My bowels are never completely voided otherwise.

Yup, proper way to make shit fly out your ass opposed to plop in smaller increments.

youtube.com/watch?v=YTQBP4M0-Ls

So are toilet designs a Jewish conspiracy then? They made it to kill the westerners faster?

>still uses the porcelain jew

i dont. i shit on my front lawn like a grown ass man.

What the FUCK? This shit is disgusting

>living in a house
>not living in a cave and shitting in the woods
You fell for the civilization jew. You're weak and you family won't survive the winter.

why us she shitting in her pants?

Honestly, buy a fucking squatty potty. Changed my life. I no longer have IBS, hemorroids no big deal, never constipated. Get yourself one.

I've always did that semi squat with a foot on the bowl and one on the floor.
It's just better that way.
Full squat is weird.
Not even of control.

>living in a cave
An already dug grave

Why does have shorts on?Should be nekkid.

...

jokes on you, i murdered my family years ago.

alternatively you can just lean forward while sitting and taking a shit

Shit nigga dats a Squatty Potty.

This.
>putting her feet directly on the toliet seat
Fucking roasties are animals that need to be shown how to live

was this the sales line of the very first real estate agents?

My shit sometimes sprays out horizontally.

This seems like it would be too messy

>he doesn't want to live in an underground bunker complex, a literal modern day fortress
lol fag

Those feet are fucking terrible.

SG-1 is real?

do you always use the same foot? could be a problem

I've been squatting to poop ever since I heard about the technique.

It's so much faster and it's also way more efficient at emptying your bowels. I not only shit out more shit, but I do it at a fraction of the time of your average sit-shitter. I urge any skeptics to try it.

i tried this and pissed all over the floor

you are supposed to shit

THIS is so dumb, you can just learn forward on a proper toilet to attain that leg-body geometry as needed. You don't need to do that dangerous and disgusting technique.

I take all my clothes off when i dump.
Is this normal?
Also I'm pooping while typing this.

>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

how can you shit and not piss at the same time

do some kegel exercises mate

manmore detected. i need to raise calves too

i take my pants and shirt off if i don't want them to get wrinkled

Totally normal.
Humans are the only animals that shit with clothes on. Think about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=iIuTnBsTH8g

lol its literally impossible to do both simultaneously. during the same session, sure

this. i do that too. all my friends take like 30 mins taking a dump. when i put my feet on a box my turd slides out perfectly and i am done in 1-2 minutes.

How the fuck am I suppose to shitpost on Sup Forums without the comfort of sitting normally?

Fucking this, patrician

I do
Right on the bowl left on the floor

>I want to know where she found all that bullshit information
I've seen such "studies" before, 100% of them are by Pajeets.

plz no scoliosis

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>SG1 confirmed real

Hard winter? No game? Sometimes sacrifices have to be made.

funny, she doesn't look slavic

not only that but you also save on toilet paper

Ok I want to try this. I think it could change my life. It makes sense. BUT. I'm a tall guy, 6'3, fit, 20 lbs, long legs. There's no way I could squat like this on the toilet. I feel like my feet would slip on the toilet seat and I would fall ass first into the toilet. Or even worse.

wat do

She can squat all the way down without tip-toeing, which is impossible for most westerners.

Definately some slav genes in there. Or asian.

Mmmm. I wanna suck her toes and bury my face in her crotch.

We should poop like monkeys and indians? Stupid bitch

how? do you go full indian?

It is true it's better to poop squatting or at least in that kind of position but that just looks like a disaster waiting to happen

I just googled it. It's just putting your feet up on a stool? That's it? It makes that much of a difference?

>be at work
>suddenly notice dirty shoe prints on the toilet seat
>be completely confused for months until I realize what it meant
...
>stay at dorm in the summer while travelling for field work
>notice water bottles in stall for 3 consecutive days
>see Mudslime in hall with water bottle in hand
>realize he uses them to hand-wash his ass

Diversity is a great thing.

No.

Shit. 200 lbs. Not 20.

crouch on the floor with the toilet between your legs?

Because there are very few loos and too many people here. Like how do you build a loo when you don't have food to eat and are literally starving to death? We're building loos and investing in sanitation and we will defeat this "poo in the loo" problem for Sup Forums's sake and for people to poo in the right place, I swear, user!

eggs deep!

Look up a product called the "squatty potty". No I'm not fucking with you, never used one myself, but I know people who say it's very effective.

Somebody find her profile please.

DON'T TRY THIS GUYS

If you are anything like me you will break the toilet and it sucks ass. The toilet is not designed to withstand the shear forces this creates on the porcelain. Just sit on it like a normal person.

>No I'm not fucking with you, never used one myself

Nvm I found it. Sexy. I’d give her an enema with my tongue.

Just lean forward while you sit until torso and legs form a 35° angle.

Has the same effect as using one of these chairs or squatting.

Yeah I think there is some truth to this. Seems like a dangerous position. But for small girls like her it's doable.

kek. fuking burgers

What is better? A squatty potty or hovering? I get hemmeroids bad. I heard hovering was good.

I have been leaning forward for years, because it was easier and felt normal. So I guess they are right about this.

So that's the best angle for anal

I think I'm gunna buy one. It's just basically a stool tho right. Like I have one of those cheap Ikea stools isn't that almost the same thing

crazy hoe, i wonder if she has scat fetish

Uhhh... it's science.

Point your dick into the toilet instead of at the floor next time.

>Just lean forward while you sit until torso and legs form a 35° angle.


Pic of this position please? No nudity.

>2017
>not having a squatty potty
>not eating massive amounts of metamucil
>not having prostate organisms from thick huge logs blowing out your ass at top speed

I tried doing this myself and now I don't really bother shitting any other way.

good tip

Or, you could aim the stream over your shoulder and let the urine gently cascade down your back into the toilet

pretty sure those muscles dont exist

The way we sit on the toilet has been linked to inflammatory bowel disease? Is this bitch retarded? Inflammatory bowel disease is not irritable bowel syndrome. It's a serious autoimmune disease that has many systemic manifestations (eye, joints, skin, etc).

SHE HAS A VID
>SHE HAS A VID
SHE HAS A VID
>SHE HAS A VID
youtu.be/O0mVoJUK93Q
Goddamn she is fine as fuck.

she has that crazy liberal fluoride eyes

women are such attention whoring trash

This thread has changed my life. I'm not even joking. Can't believe I never thought of this. I've been pooing wrong all my life.

I'm 6'8 I literally can't do that indoors, I would just break things.

>make a sudden movement
>rip toilet seat off with my retard strength
>my feet fly out from under me
>simultaneously crush my balls on the lip of the toilet while smashing out my teeth on the edge of the tub

nah

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Lol she's Australian, interesting.

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