Naruto

Who here is super excited?

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no.

I want a new writer or directors take naruto and take a huge piss at it.

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Fuck off narutards

Apparently Michael Gracey as of today has never directed anything before

Can't wait to see how they explain all those white people with Japanese names.

Can't wait to see how they explain all those black people with Japanese names.

frigg off randy

Naruto's actor will be black and his name changed to T-bone.
Sakura will be hispanic, and named Rosita.
Sasuke will be jew and called Schlomo.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

So is this just going to be live action fan fiction?

If they go the Zabuza route then Zabuza's actor will be a straight white male.

>movie pulls a Rogue One and is a heavy handed pandering shitfest
>Uchiha clan are minorities oppressed by the white Hidden Leaf supremacy and Madara and Sasuke are heroes fighting Trump's Konoha
>Itachi is branded an Uncle Tom for doing the massacre

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Sup Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

What the fuck this director doesn't even have a wikipedia page.

What kind of literally who did they get?

I miss this.

>Masashi Kishimoto is Involved in Production on Lionsgate, Michael Gracey's Naruto Hollywood Film

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Literally nothing

A guy who's only done vfx so far

>Director who's done nothing
>Lionsgate

Sounds good.

First DBZ, then Ghost in the Shell. Now this and Sword Art Online. What other adaptions are coming out in the US?

Death Note will be on Netflix soon enough.

Jim Cam's doing Gunm when he gets finished with his dances with smurfs trilogy.

Jojo

>Jim Cam
Robert Rodriguez is the director now

For starters I enjoy naruto for what it is. As bad as it is as good as it is whatever. I just never asked for this. I don't want this. Help.

Believe it.

>Alita in the style of Spy Kids
May as well off myself right now if this is true.

Sauce is going to be Black because the Uchihas faced oppression at the hands of the predominantly White Konoha. Kakashi will be played by Donnie Yen. Shikamaru is going to be Hispanic. Ino is going to be Black because she's got some attitude. Sakura is going to be played by a """""""""""""White""""""""""""" Jewish actress. Hyuuga's are going to be Asian. Orochimaru is White because he's a bad guy.

Naruto going to be gay.

Hollywood have milked Marvel enough, now its the era of anime, get ready for Umaru, directed by Guillermo del Toro.

You know its going to be like the first major arc adapted probably from the first series. A quick intro to the characters probably no kakashi what so ever and the climax hopefully will be the arc with the bridge guy completely watered down and rushed as all hell with naruto and sasuke finally getting along to beat zabusa.

10/10 would watch

Can't wait to see white and black people with Japanese names shouting out ninja attack words in Japanese.

Its probably going to be Psycho Pass directed by Guillermo del Toro.

still no Yu-Gi-Oh film, one of the easier anime to actually adapt into a hollywood flick.

My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone.

Damn, I don't have the version of Sarada saying this pasta right now.

>YGO
>easy to adapt

>tfw it's real
Literally why

>name's Shaqske Williams. I hate a lot of thangs, and I don't like a lot of thangs. what I got ain't a dream, because Imma make it real. Imma restore my hood and shoot a fucking nigga.

I think SAO will work if they change it completely, the idea is gold. Battle shounen's like Bleach and Naruto won't the fights are more about powers than choreography.

card games + CGI monsters.
characters can easily pass off as Americans... citizens..

STOP

Jew or they can only have one black character.

Jaden Smith as Naruto please.

nah, he's going to be sasukay.

>yfw naruto is Justin Bieber

I'm a believer now

Just going to be people complaining about whitewashing.

An YGO american flick it will be literally Magic: The Gathering the movie

He also did Machete, Sin City, and two of the El Mariachi movies, as well as the Planet Terror section of Grindhouse. Take from that what you will.

マジでwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

...How?

Naruto is not conductive to a movie plot.

I'm not a huge fan of the story, but it's really all about watching this kid slowly struggle from nothing, as he's accepted by society, and accomplishes his dream.

The journey of childhood to manhood is the core component, and you can't fit that in two hours.

A MTG movie would be some Warcraft/LOTR ripoff. I doubt theyd make a movie with actual cards

Yeah, Yugi Mutou and Seto Kaiba. Real American names

A budget MTG movie would involve some avid player of the game being sucked into the world, with only about 40% of the footage being there.

>Isekai MTG movie
Can that fat korean dictator nuke hollywood before this happens?

>live action adaptation shitposting
>white/blackwashing shitposting
>naruto shitposting
All combined into one. This is going to be amazing.

2bh can't wait

>Naruto Uzumaki, a young ninja, dreams and quests of one day becoming the great Kazekage of the village hidden in the mist

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>it's real
How ?

>lionsgate
The rights must have been sold for pennies.

A prank I would think.

I'm pretty sure anyone can edit IMDb pages

>Trying to fit story of Naruto into 90 minutes

Now thats gonna be some fucking hot garbage

Please make this happen. Would be worse than m night shamadingdong's Avatar movie.

Man I hate what hollywood's become so much.

You guys just will never know.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank God. Something like this can only be done on purpose.

>a shitty anime will get an even shittier live action Hollywood adaptation

>another Dragon Ball Evolution again

...

Here are some rare leaks:
youtube.com/watch?v=RNjiTQBBdOs

>live action naruto

KIIILLLLLL MEEEEEEEE

IT'S YOU WHO'S OUT RYUK
OUT OF PAGES

Would the madmen go with a Black Naruto?

I'm more excited about the impeding train wreck. Shit's more fun to watch than the actual movie.

>casting shitstorm
>NOT MUH NARUTO
>NARUTO EVOLUTION

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Michael Gracey
>imdb.com/name/nm1243905/

Literally have no track record as Director at all.

>Akane is ugly for reals this time

I don't understand these complaints about "whitewashing".

>blue-eyed blond
>not white

So like the manga then?

Jokes mostly as nobody here give a fuck about that

>more retarded shit
No thanks.

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Idris Elba would make the perfect Kakashi

>visual effects
>visual effects
>visual effects

Don't forget, Sakura will be transsexual

Would removing hand seals make it less terrible or more?

I really don't know.

Will they age up the characters? It's gonna be hard to find a bunch of 12 year olds who can act, let alone do fight scenes.

Ready for da sick sakuga rasengan

I don't think there's really anything they can do to make it seem any less retarded in live action. Just imagine a kid running around in an orange jumpsuit and a headband yelling out the names of his secret attacks on the big screen.

It's going to be just awful.

You have to admit, he does have good directorial chops. Plus he is directing from someone else's script and with not his own technology. It's supposed to look better than Avatar.

i hope this will be worse than evolution

Wow; shounen jump's desperation is showing...

Everyone and their dog knows this is going to bomb like dragon ball z did.

That's expected user, now wait till Shounen Jump popularity fall down hard because of their fuck ups.

That's what they're doing for the fucking Monster Hunter movie
deadline.com/2016/11/monster-hunter-movie-resident-evil-paul-ws-anderson-jeremy-bolt-capcom-qa-1201856946/

>The central characters are very relatable American characters. You take a person from the ordinary world who thinks they’re in a dead end job, they have no future, they feel like their life’s a failure, it’s going nowhere, like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. It’s about a normal American who gets dragged into this parallel world, this Monster Hunter world. Then eventually the parallel world ends up coming to our world. So you have the creatures from the Monster Hunter world invading our world.

>Kazekage
>Hidden Mist

This must be a troll.

animekino is the new goodness

Didn't Kishimoto say he designed Naruto to have international appeal?

I dunno, GATE?

>Literally why