Left or Right, Sup Forums?

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Left

left is faggot faggot, right is a faggot and a sex god.

Yuuri because he is a grown man who could give you a good dicking.

He'd dick you and then break up with you the next day, saying the sex was just for good luck.

Right = gay men disgusting

So, did they marry?

not yet
theyre engaged
but if piggy doesnt win victor will leave him for chris

>Yuuri will never pump and dump you
Why fucking live?

Chris already has a fuccboi boyfriend

Left

why not both?

Left because his faggotry isn't as intrusive.

Yuuri because he can be semen demon when he's drunk. Also he puts a ring on his boyfriend when blushing like crazy and looking adorable. He's two men in one body.

They're both after that albino dick though.

And neither of them will end up getting it in the end.

The difference is Shinji wanted that dick but his life was too fucked up. Yuuri is cockblocking himself. Victor is ready since episode 1.

All white haired boys are destined to suffer.
Watch as Victor gets decapitated by Yuri's skate next episode.

Middle. Right since I haven't seen Eva.

Yuuri does a quad flip. Viktor gets so happy that he runs to the ice rink. Yuuri doesn't think Viktor will stop him in the middle of his performance. So right when Viktor's gonna hug Yuuri, Yuuri starts to do a spin. His skates cut Viktor's head off and ice rink is all red with blood. Yuuri collapses into Viktor's blood and starts crying.

Suddenly this is a Eva 3rd movie remake.

And then he masturbates over his decomposing body. Good Anime, 9/10.

Yuuri is going to accidentally decapitate Victor with his blades trying to perfect a quintloop

Right.

Shinji because he doesn't keep blueballing and no homoing Kaworu, unlike Yuuri "Literally Hitler" Katsuki

Shinji is bi.
Yuuri is a literal faggot.

But is that really Izumi-kun?

EROS

The only right answer.

THICC

Yuuri is bi too, he liked Yuuko.

This.

Shinji has an excuse since he's 14 year old, his life is kinda shitty and he's stuck in Rebuild movies, but Yuuri is too childish for 23 or whatever he is. 2betanip4me

Yuuri isn't childish, he just gets anxious easily