Umineko

Christian White
Christian White

EXTREME CLUEDO THREAD
So who did it? Do witches exist? IS Erika best girl? And what's Bernkastel's bust size?

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youtube.com/watch?v=jfNaaqm8xPU

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

Magic exists

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

Only in your mind. Not in reality.
Also, what's Bern's cup size?

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

I want to deito Lucifer.

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

Posting best Seacat.

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

Lucifer is a stake, not a girl. You can't date a stake, user. Best you could do is put it up your arse.

Cooper Flores
Cooper Flores

Delusions to delusions, user.

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

incompetent
inferiority complex
I want to bully Lucifer

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

Ok man, have fun shoving a stake up your arse as you scream Lucifer's name. If anyone found you they'd thought you died during a satanic ritual

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

that's the dream

Jose Wilson
Jose Wilson

<very good>
The things I'd do to her with duct tape

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

Currently rereading while recording and uploading it for an online acquaintance with analysis. Shit is more heartbreaking the second time around. Getting to talk Seacats whenever I want is a bonus.

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

If magic isn't real, explain this.

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

Erika is literally the worst, lambda and bern ftw

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

Patriarchy did the Rokkenjima massacre

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

Getting to talk Seacats whenever I want is a bonus.
It was suffering being halfway through, having no one personal to discuss it with while also having to avoid the threads on Sup Forums because of spoilers.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

Every thread until we reach the Golden Land.

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

I will always maintain it was Gohda. Not even that theory you posted, but it was definitely Gohda.
What people don't realise is that every single murder in Umineko happened in the kitchen. And Gohda can't lose in the kitchen. He then moved the bodies.
Easy. No magic. No witches. Just Gohda. In the kitchen.

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

I'd love to see Erika animated

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

I'd love to see Erika riding my duck. We can't always have what we want.

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

Hello, my name is Ronoue Genji copypasta where?

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

Today i will remind them.

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

Nice edit

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

I'm going to make Sayo my bride!

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

Yasu has no dick
ha ha

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

What if Battler had a vago?

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

Shannon
breasts

That's not Sayo.

John Roberts
John Roberts

I want to fuck Lambdadelta!

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

she would be severely disappointed since

Brayden Stewart
Brayden Stewart

Honestly if you make her have the exact same personality and lines of dialogue she would be best girl
Also whoever drew that pic really managed to capture his smug personality

Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

I'd fuck that.

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

Oh man, about a month or so ago Ryu-chan tweeted something about a second Umineko artbook and shitloads of people interpreted it as a confirmation of a Chiru anime. For like a full two hours I was hyped as fuck. Even if it was DEEN, just to see Erika animated. And Dlanor. And all those fight scenes.
I really wish they made another season, even if it's DEEN, I don't care.

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

beato?

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

who did it?
The bomb
Do witches exist?
Yes, but they trascend our world. Look at Bern and Lambda. It's also unclear how much can they affect our world directly.
IS Erika best girl?
Yes
what's Bernkastel's bust size?
C or D in the original vn
Gohda can't lose in the kitchen
Game master tip confirms it

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Gohda can't lose in the kitchen
Game master tip confirms it
Therefore Gohda is the killer. Unreliable narrator for the entire series of novels. Gohda killed everyone in the kitchen, since he can't lose there. He then moved them to all the places where the bodies were eventually discovered.

Got any Blue Truths to counter this? Didn't think so. But I'd like to see you anons try.

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

Why would someone that strong need to kill anyone?
Did you forget to factor in THE HEART user?

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

Since you didn't use Blue, I won't use Red.
However. The heart is present. Gohda loved Natushi. This is evident from Ryukishi's drafts. Gohda needed to elope with Natsuhi. Killing everyone would leave them the inheritance so they could elope.

Also, it's easy for Gohda to get people into the kitchen. He can call them there for help (servants) or to have them taste a nice delicacy (Ushiromiya family). Once they're in the kitchen, he can't lose.

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

Damn it
Is there anything that could counter this?

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

No. It is the absolute truth. It surpasses the Red truth and even the Gold truth. It is the GREEN TRUTH. The undeniable complete truth that can not be broken!

GOHDA TOSHIRO IS THE CULPRIT. HE LURED EVERYONE INTO THE KITCHEN WHERE HE CAN'T LOSE AND KILLED THEM, THEN MOVED THE CORPSES

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

I don't even want Shannon, I just want to cuck George.

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

Yasu. Male or female?

Connor Green
Connor Green

Female. Lion was male, and therefore wasn't launched off a cliff in a single miraculous kakera.

James Reyes
James Reyes

How come Eva moves from the worst to kind of cool to the best Umineko girl over the span of all eight episodes? What was going through r07's mind, that madman.

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

Eva
Not Natushi or Kyrie
Get a load of this goat

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

Kyrie
Literally the biggest bitch and probably mentally ill, same as her sister.

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

Kyrie was a psychotic bitch who used her womb to ensnare her lover. She doesn't give a shit about her children at all. She's a fucking maniac and I fucking love it. Over-the-top crazy villains are the best in my opinion.

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

No love.

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

Indeed, Eva finally ridding the Earth of the scum that was Kyrie is another reason why she's a solid contender for the top, I agree.

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

HOW CAN OTHER SEACATS EVEN COMPETE?

Adrian Harris
Adrian Harris

This perspective is fucked up. Beelzebub's shoulder is behind Satan's, but Satan's butt is in front of Beelzebub's.

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

By not being generic stereotypes.

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

Being in these threads when the games were still coming out was the best

Angel Miller
Angel Miller

Maybe this will suffice

youtube.com/watch?v=jfNaaqm8xPU

GATARUDO

CAANERIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

It's Kyrie we're talking about. It's entirely possible it was a mind game to get Eva to miss.

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

I'm aware, but like I said, I love psychotic maniac villains so in my head-canon Kyrie is a ruthless bitch and that's why I love her

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

Looking at Dlanor makes me want to commit a crime.

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

Can you imagine the beauty of it?

George spends years courting Sayo. Then Battler comes back and within minutes she's back to craving his dick, no longer needing to settle for a fat Nice Guy.

Severe lack of Umineko ntr cousins.

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

Rosatrice > ShKanon but only because the notion of Battler x Rosa is pretty hot and weirdly believable

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

There's no evidence that Battler *didn't* push Rosa up against the mansion wall, give her the best orgasm of her life, and fill her Christmas Cake womb with his seed.

Such is the magic of the catbox~

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

REVIVING THIS THREAD

THROUGH MAGIC

Julian Green
Julian Green

You're a big witch

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

For you

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

After finishing this I conclude magic does yet doesn't exists.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

I hate Erika but I would ravage her tiny body.

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

Just finished this and WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
Fucking nothing, technically.

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

Never forget when a true witch appeared

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