A nigger just tried breaking into my apartment. AMA

A nigger just tried breaking into my apartment. AMA

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Proof or fucking kys.

did you tune him up or perforate him?

Did he climb the fire escape or are you cucked and dumb enough to live on the first floor

he ran away before i could perforate him or aquire said proof

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I live on the first floor. He tried opening my bedroom window because I was dumb enough to leave it unlocked with niggers around

>first floor
Cucked and dumb it is then

it's your landlord's apartment. you just rent it

I live in a college town. I didnt think Id have to deal with rabbid monkeys trying to steal my stuff

You mean he left satisfied after you sucked his dick?

touche

Cuck talk
>wow I guess you can have my stereo but you're being kind of a dick, m-man

na i mean i woulda had a dead nigger on my hands if he didnt

>the marksman
I fucking hate that place.
>trying to talk to someone
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>trying to answer clerk's questions while they do their part of the 4473
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>trying to answer my phone
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Whose bright fucking idea was it to separate a range and a store with TWO PANES OF GLASS?

If you had half a brainstem, you would know that crime rates are always high around universities.

yea i should have. luckily i got away with being ignant. now i know

lmao. college kids are prime targets. you aren't part of the community and no one likes you.

Why cant burgers into security?
get yourself some decent fence and bars

I bet you like rococo too you cryptopoof

its a huge big ten university. we have our own city basically. the niggers are in another town across a fuckin river

>big tent university
Tribal school?

Start a possie and lynch the fucker.

>Burgers can't into security.
>Post's burglar bars with enough space to drive a limo through or easily removed with a pickup and chains.

If only the world knew the shit we have to deal with here on the daily.

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Double that. And we don't even have niggers here.

best advice yet. too bad ill never find him in the city of niggers hes from

That would be racist.

>we have our own city basically.
can't imagine why anyone would want to steal from such nice kids

Bahahahaha Americans cant fight- FACT

guessing KU

Did you shoot him for violating the NAP?

valid point that i had considered. i guess i just didnt think itd happen to me

Did you call him a something nigger something a bunch of times?

Because we have guns.

i easily woulda killed his crack smokin retard ass. especially with the knife i had

yea as he was running away. also lied and said i had a gun and that i would blast him if he came back

Huh, it seems the beating actually deflated his lips.

>said the pom as the coppers confiscates all his assualt cutlery

You can kill someone with your bare hands achmed.

>live in 90% hispanic city
>everyone is polite and catholic
>zero niggers in sight

feels good man

homogeneous is the way to go, I wish whites would realize this.

passive measures dont stop the invader, they either discourage them or dlow them down.

one thing is to walk into an open house and walk out with your TV, to climb fence, squeeeze between bars, trigger alrm and then make it back while dealing with your dog, angry you and police you called

>thrust the palm of your hand into their nose in am upward motion shoving the nasal bones into the brain
>punch the adam's apple until it's crushed
done

will definitely be purchasing a gun asap

or thrust a knife deep into their neck or chest and watch them bleed out as you remind them what a useless nigger they are

>meme moves

Those can be considered a fire hazard in certain states. Can't get out if the building is burning.

Holy shit, your dreams are so wet niw that you evaded the only chance to trt them (and fail miserably). A man can survive a few dozen of knife stabs while remaining functional and here you are trying to finish somebody off with one or two hits. McFucking kill yourself, daydreamer.

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What gun did you use to chase him away?

the 'hey nigger what the fuck you think your doin' gun. he seemed pretty scared

I can literally dominate any self defense situation. >Multiple aggressors?
No problem. I will Rand Paul all of them
>Deadly weapons?
Disarmed and turned against the attacker

The Rooty-Tooty Point'n Shooty

fake and gay

Most of our negros are far too fat to do anything like that.

thought my brother's fatass indian gf was gone and she's back. fuck the future.

USA is such a violent third world shit hole.

Did you see the sign outside his apartment that said dead nigger storage?

> " AMA"
Fuck off and go back to whatever site does AMAs, faggot
>if you have proof, post it
>if you have something to say, say it
no one is going to play 20 questions with your millennial faggot face
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