Why are you so quiet on our date, user?

Why are you so quiet on our date, user?

What is that tiny cup for?

I'm too busy thinking about fucking you in the ass.

Because you have no tits so where the fuck do I stare

I'm afraid that as soon as I open my mouth you will hate me

Why is your straw so long?

It's a pity date, and I'm texting Nico.

well, let's just say that they're both girls
and that ain't coffee

The tiny cup i'm thinking about it

I bet you say that to all the girls.

>my first date
>i ask about her previous boyfriends
>she had like 3+
>stop talking and end the date after first hour

Why are you even sitting here woman? I'm waiting for Anya, I don't have time and money for enko.

Whoa, girl. Do you want me to drink from here? How stingy can you get?

... That is not a question you ask on the first date.

>Americans are perplexed at the concept of a cup smaller than your torso
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but refills are free.

Why is that cup so tiny?

w-weather is nice

I-I've just never been on a date before.
Is there anything particular that you want to talk about?
I-I'm all ears.

>all decent looking girls have had 3+ bfs
>will never date anyone

because I'm waiting for the superior idol to arrive

>implying i would ever go on a date with a 2DDP
1D is the idealization of femininity

Why aren't you sucking my dick?

I'm waiting for Kanako to arrive.

Cause I have autism.

Huh? Who are you? Where am I? Where are we?

>anal
>with Rin

why

>he doesn't want to be spitroasted by 2 DDP's.

I'm not quiet though, you're just deaf.

Do you understand the concept of enko? This isn't what we agreed upon.

I forgot to bring my wallet.

I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but I wouldn't need a refill if the cup wasn't the size of a baby mouse.

Why is Uzuki almost constantly so cute?

her butt is warm and roomy

I don't pay you to talk, let's get down to business, enko slut.

>refills are free
In what world?

In 1st world.

Any world.

>refills are free

Not in Japan, they aren't.

Milk/cream, she's having iced tea.

I am skar of girls

There are quite a few places that give free refills here in the good ol' US of A. Don't expect any if your cup is two thirds of your forearm though.

>scared of harmless being
Don't let them inside your mind and you're good.

Anime girls aren't harmless though.

Some anime girls are thieves; they become a waifu and steal your heart.

No I don't date any girls I'm just saying what i'd say if I did

You are an idiot.

>going on a date with someone you are unable to talk to a lot beforehand

Can't relate

I don't get it.

...

Reminder if she makes you pay for the whole thing in a date YOU are a cuck and she only came for free dinner in a restaurant

I can't think of anything lewd that two girls can do with that tiny cup.

When you invite someone, you pay for them.
If someone just tag along, they pay their share.
That's the rule.

Don't mind him. Here, have some ice cream.

Not that user but I think you basically just said what he was joking about in your post
Think about it

Alright, buddy.

cool roleplaying thread

He's obviously havin' a giggle.

Is it something related to shit?

The answer is nothing?

I need this pic without the caption pls

Just screencap the video file at the appropriate time. 9000 milliseconds in Paint to crop, and done.

she wouldn't ask me that. she would know that we communicate physically through body motions and gestures, and just by looking into each others' eyes. that's how close we are

Subby Rin > Domme Rin

>he has to go on a date just fuck someone

I just googled that, now I get it.

she isn't dom at all. well, maybe for a few seconds at a time in the anime

Doing double anal with Rin and another Sup Forumsnon!

Well, technically you don't 'have' to do it that way, since some Rins are more amenable to more financial means of persuasion in exchange for services in the field of sensualism.

user it's a 2d date so I don't need to use 3d currency

I find dp to be very gay, I mean, our cocks would rub each other.

Shut up, I paid you for the date but not for asking questions.

Shit this is a date? Why didn't anyone tell me?

I was distracted by your beautiful emerald eyes which are contrasted perfectly by your rich chocolate hair.

I was thinking about how I jsut squandered my life savings

I think it was worth it.

Something about my classmate Mechazawa's been bugging me.

This is true.
Woman have been liberated and paying for her will be a sign that the patriarchy is still in power.
Can't let her be oppressed by my econMANical money privilege.
Pay for your half bitch.

Does that apply to Japan?

Don't mind me, Rin, just waiting for Karen to show up. You know, your much hotter friend.

Sorry, I saw your trips and had to masturbate. Please don't look under the table.

That's the ration cup. Rin needs at least a few shots of semen taken with food daily.

Why?