I know I'm late but holy shit why is she so best? Especially her voice

I know I'm late but holy shit why is she so best? Especially her voice.

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Too bad best girl beat the crap out of her.

Never cared about small breasts but hers are delicious for some reason.

Fuck Crab fucking overrated cunt

How much?

Also her OP is so great to listen to

>I know I'm late but holy shit why is she so best?

She's really not. She's a non-character with no real redeeming traits outside of reaffirming that Araragi is a shit.

She is such a nothing that it took an oddity who's explicit purpose is to kickstart your memory to get her to be remembered.
She's as irrelevant to the overall plot as Numachi Rouka except Numachi got to shit on Kaiki so she's a step up.
Sodachi just got smacked up by Crab of all people.

>youtu.be/-7p2e03f_qM

>Especially her voice
My negro.

>euler
>irrelevant

if it weren't for her probably the events in the series wouldn't have happened

>it took an oddity to get her remembered
Yeah, the same one that's spurred basically every event in the plot for like the past 10 arcs

Sodachi was obviously added in to pad out the series because it's still going strong. She's still a good character and her arcs were enjoyable.

>Small breasts

Doesn't an oddity triggers every event in this story? I don't know what you're trying to prove here.

>She's a non-character
What makes you say that?
I think she's more interesting as a character than most of the other girls in the series.

Did you see her BD only OP by the way?
youtube.com/watch?v=Nha-DeZEV0o

And also there are translation for the chapters she appears on zokuowarimonogatari, nademonogatari and Sodachi Lost sequel Sodachi Fiasco.

Also the translation for 2 of two first episodes of sodachi x hitagi Sodachi Lost commentaries :
pastebin.com/v37SD1at
pastebin.com/Fduhr2PT
u.pomf.is/tlwpbm.webm

Lots of extra math content for math lovers.

Remember to pick up bakemonogatari in 2 days~

What's her endgame?

There was a BD only OP? I'm glad I waited for the BDs to watch this.
Also Sodachi made me love math again.

>Especially her voice.

Inoue is just the best.

>using cryptic shit to ask for help
>angry when people don't understand her cryptic shit
She deserved it

Yes, anime version was mathemagics for both arcs.

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>Voiced Sodachi and Tohka

Being the best girl of all time

What's with the inconsistent tits size?

It's anime.

Being the most suitable choice for Araragi.

Because fucking Marina Inoue

I know Araragi can be a narcissist but that's going too far.

When will the damn series end?

When Sodachi gets a happy ending.

Literally the Zuikaku of pornogatari

What is this supposed to mean?

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your mother sucks big fat elephant cocks

>anyone but bird being best

keep kidding yourself

>those rushed nervous whispers

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She's only ok, but her OPs are the best.

sauce?

Sodachi isn't even the best white-haired, flat-chested crazy girl she's voiced.

too good if you ask me

>forbidden love with yourself

ULTRA FORBIDDEN

Come on, Sodachi is in a better fanservice show.

I didn't even realize that she's from Monogatari and thought that this is a cosplay What's her disability?

roid rage

Zero good things happening in her life until the end of Sodachi Fiasco

Child abuse, of the violent kind.

>her

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Disgusting

>Hiroshi Kamiya: Marina, were you aware of the Monogatari Series before?
>Marina Inoue: Yes.
>K: Did you know about the novels, because I know Bakemonogatari came out quite a while ago...
>I: Actually, I auditioned for Bakemonogatari.
>K: I knew it. There was no way you didn't.
>I: Yeah, I did. In fact, I auditioned for Hitagi.
>K: I figured as much. When I first pictured Hitagi... If I say this, Chiwa might get mad...
>I: She will.
>K: She might get mad, but I pictured you doing her voice.
>I: Really?
>K: Yeah.
>I: In fact, when the Monogatari Series first came out, [Hitagi] was an unusual role for Chiwa-san.
>K: At the time, yeah.
>I: Yeah, at the time. I mean, nowadays we know she can do those cool, taciturn characters, but back then she was known for doing cutesy characters, so when I failed the audition and learned who was picked, my first impression was, "Oh wow, I didn't expect that."
>K: Yeah, it was unprecedented. But, it may be rude for me to say this in front of someone who failed the audition, but she did a bang-up job, and it opened new doors for her.

We could've gotten her as Hitagi.

Too happy for Sodachi.

>implying chiwa as hitagi is bad

shit taste

>I: Yeah. I think I recall auditioning for a role other than Hitagi too. I'm pretty sure I've auditioned for the Monogatari Series twice.
>K: Was it for Bakemonogatari or another series?
>I: The latter, I think. Was there a movie?
>K: Yeah, about that. It'll be screening around the time [this commentary] comes out.
>I: That can't be it, right? [The audition] was quite a while ago.
>K: Well you see, explaining the details would be a pain, but the movie was supposed to come out in 2012.
>I: 2012? It's 2015 now, so maybe that WAS what I was auditioning for!
>K: It's supposed to screen in 2016, but it's 2015 and we haven't gotten Kizumonogatari! So this may be wishful thinking, but I'm pretty sure it's screening right now.
>I: And this [Blu-Ray] goes on sale in 2016, right?
>K: Yeah, so it had better be screening.
>I: Yeah, so I was probably auditioning for the one coming out in 2012.
>K: So that must've been Kiss-Shot.
>I: Pretty sure. The blonde one, right?
>K: Oh, yeah. Kiss-Shot Acerola Heart-Under-Blade.
>I: It was probably that one. I thought, "Man, that name's hard to say!"
>K: Oh, I wasn't aware of that history.

Or Kiss-Shot.

I don't think she'd fit well Shinobu, but it's probably because I'm too used to Maaya Sakamoto and her particular Sodachi's performance. At least Shinobu would have voiced OPs.

In the Hitagi Crab atogatari, she heavily implies that she auditioned for Hachikuji as well.

Maybe I could have liked Hitagi more
Maybe I could have masturbated more

i hate that bitch

>Kizu II BD soon
>Kizu III screening soon (BD release in spring/summer)

There will be quite the gap until the next Monogatari.

Not if they announce owari 2 by the end of Kizu III.

It'll be Winter 2018 at the earliest. I think Shaft is booked until the end of the year with 3-Gatsu and Fate Extra.

Inoue Marina is sex

>K: Oh, yeah. Kiss-Shot Acerola Heart-Under-Blade.
>I: It was probably that one. I thought, "Man, that name's hard to say!"

Baa Baa

>tfw we will never see Yotsugi's amazing panties she supposedly has

>u.pomf.is/tlwpbm.webm

I didn't know I needed more Sodachi x Hitagi shanigans till I saw this webm.

The commentaries are really high quality, worth watching the few that are translated, like Sodachi Lost part 1 and 2, Bake, first few episodes of Nise and first of Koi I think.
u.pomf.is/gaorva.webm

Oh man Kizu II BD in two days

And then weeks of no name subs with dubious quality.

Like I give a shit. I'm gonna take a fuckton of screencaps and try to pick out what I can from the audio commentary. Three commentaries with Kiss-Shot is paradise.

Wait, do the Kizu BDs have in-character commentary?

Yeah. Part 1 is Loli Kiss-Shot and Oshino. It's pretty good.

>Especially her voice

That's because she has a proper voice actress.

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>triple-quads

fuck, i guess i should go listen to those

She's like the most relevant next to Bat. RRG's entire character at the beginning of the series was formed by his experiences with her. If you're gonna make a complaint about her, you should complain about her having forced relevancy or sonething, not the opposite.

I wanna hug Sodachi against her will

>forced relevancy
You just created the new, hot shitposting buzzword.

I'm going to start using that and there is nothing you can do to stop me

Just don't leave her hands free.

youtube.com/watch?v=TZEV_c4pkOQ

such a great VA performance

So never ever. Sodachi's entire character is based around being miserable. She's getting a bittersweet ending at best. I'll be happy if she just ends up with a boyfriend.

But if you pin her arms to her side then she has tools to escape. Go underneath the armpits in a swimming motions and take her down to the floor by placing your chin in the middle of her collarbone while hugging tightly before she can try anything. Quickly spread her legs apart and put all your weight on her hips so that she can't roll over or escape. Then call for a classmate to confirm that both her shoulder blades are on the ground. If so, you pinned her and won the match.

I thought Fiasco ends with her abusive dad angrily trying to see her again. How is that happy?

Great OST too, and that was my favorite track.
She gets a smartphone as a gift

While Sodachi is the only character that could get an actual boyfriend (unlike the sisters) without betraying anyone, I doubt Nisio would in the same way I doubt her father will pay for all the abuse.

She's pretty good, her arc ended sorta abruptly though I felt. Not that this is anything new for this series.

Marina Inoue is fucking great though. Really all Sodachi did for me was make me want to watch more Zetsubou Sensei for Chiri.

I want to put my dick in crazy.

you and me both

>poor as shit
>iphoneâ„¢

Her new foster parents are rich, and her new bedroom is as large as her entire house in Lost. They are very strict though, but they gave her a smartphone because they thought she needed to socialize more.

This bedroom probably, what was happening to her during koyomimonogatari wasn't detailed.

and yet she's still bunking school according to Nadekomonogatari

She probably moved again, so they aren't aware of what she is doing.

Sodachi Fiasco happens before Nadeko Draw. She was with her foster family until she graduated high school, then went to go live on her own again.

>Nadekomonogatari
Damn I'm so behind, what the fuck?

It's one of the novels not adapted into anime yet. The list of unadapted novels:
Owari Part 3
Zokuowari
Oroka
Waza
Nade
Musubi

Another off-season LN, focusing primarily on Nadeko. All I know about it is that bit about Sodachi and that Gaen apparantly approaches Nadeko about excorcist training or some shit for some reason.

I'm not expecting the stuff after Zokuowari to even be animated to be honest, it's all just side-story stuff and Monogatari isn't the big money maker like it used to be.