Would you dare try sex with an assault rifle, and if yes which one would you do?

Would you dare try sex with an assault rifle, and if yes which one would you do?

The one you posted or G3.

I'd rather fuck the machine pistol lolis.

M76 valmet

Are you me? Wait I know how to figure it out. Which teacher is your favorite? You can only pick one.

L85, she's all nice and plump.

Nice trigger discipline

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There's too many good girls to choose. I would a Saiga, M14, AUG and many others.

It's not Upotte, but I'd fuck G36.

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She'd melt before you're done.

Season 2 when

How easy would it be to mindbreak her?

>sex
Nah, but I'd go shooting with her every day.

74 because I already have her lewds

>no sex
>but shooting every day
What.

I respect that, she would probably like that better to be honest

this girl, cause I am from austria

OP has surprisingly good taste for once.

AUG it is. G3 is a battle rifle, not an assault rifle.

Greetings /k/

>L85
>break
Yeah, i think it would be pretty easy

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God tier taste

Nice welds, user.

When it comes to looks:
G3 > AUG > FAL > Sako
All the others just can't compete.

Please don't bully. Elle is a nice girl who tries her best.

Can't win against the cock

Cheap ugly British hunk of plastic that needed to be straightened out by German engineering (dick) before she functioned properly.

>Please don't bully.
I don't.
I think a little clumsiness is cute

>stripped 3dpd
Lewd. Delete this!

Is it even a question?

I already have.

I fuck my SCAR and M4 regularly

I also fuck my shotguns

I get the shotgun. How can you fuck something chambered in 5.56?

You wouldn't need to. She'd mindbreak herself.

The instant you showed her even the slightest affection she'd drop to her knees and beg to become your slave

only he can

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Stick it in the buffer tube.

STFU linguine dick

>Would you dare try sex with an assault rifle
Yes
>which one would you do?
All of them especially Galil

The underbarrel GL yeah?

Based Xebec and their healthy girls

>Stick it in the buffer tube.
So you're stripping of your raifus' uppers before you fuck them? super lewd

Would you let Sako rape you?

yeah

>windowed magazine
L-lewd!

Can't rape the willing

Would you let her peg you with a silencer?

yeah

>implying
H&K couldn't fix that piece of shit even with their incredibly overpriced contracts

The L85A2 is one of the most reliable NATO service rifles. Obviously H&K couldn't change some things inherent to the design of the rifle like the ejection port being to the side instead of the front (which would allow ambi operation). And the rifle will inherently be back heavy. But it goes boom and is a reliable and relatively good bullpup.

That's hotdog down a hallway for most people

Just the stock, and sometimes the chamber

Except they did.

>no... on-onichan... if you do something like that i will...

>aaaaaaaah

>T. Winston

Fucking spoiler that shit, m8, we're on a blue board

L-lewd

>oniichan
looks more like faceless fat man to me

Is there an SKS in Uppote?

I'd an Upotte G36.

>watching with shiro subs
>start noticing that the translations seem to be a bit off
>see this on episode 8
>subtitles always said that the instructors name is "carl"
>read "gaarando"
>gaarando
>garand
>M1 garand
>which makes sense since the other teacher is a thompson
>reactionfaceofasurprisedanimegirlthatjustlearnedsomething.png
Moral of the story: never go with Shiro again.
Never.

Could you find it in your heart to slap this little thing?

shes cute but she also is a nazi

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She's cute

Would she give me the love and comfort I've always wanted but never had

I would an FNC for sure

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That's deep.
Are you a L85 too, user?
That is, someone who is meant and expected to go through the hardships of a war, but always finds itself broke and useless?

what

Yes

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The only thing I'd slap is her stock

>can't own battle rifles in my country

just end it all

>not the charging handle

What's she doing to that XM-8?

Shouldn't she wear glasses?

Funco.

>Would you dare try sex with an assault rifle, and if yes which one would you do?
Easy, the best one which stands for Truth Justice Apple Pie and the American way

I hate how my favorite gun the AUG Steyr got the shittiest anime design

I don't think I'm meant for anything
I don't care about it anymore either. I just want to be happy.

The national service rifle, of course.

Deep down we're all l85s

But I love slapping stocks

That's a dude isn't it. Sauce?

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FAMAS. Literally no resistance at all.

>cheap Finnish Kalashnikov ripoff
The series played her up to be great when she''s really a worthless peice of shit who cowers in the face of superior slavic engineering.

I would love to see her try beating me, especially when her pet jew isn't involved.

Analpained Russian detected.

>Walk in
>See this

What do?

Remove magazine and inspect her chamber.

Is that a FAMAS?

Good job, safety is the number one priority when it comes to firearms.

I'd inspect RPK if you know what I mean.

No, it's an AK-47

>he doesn't recognize the AR 10
Oh wait, this is Sup Forums, of course you don't.

>This is your countries service rifle
Why? Why couldn't we pick an m4 or a respectable bullpup like a non autistic country?

It's all fixed on the new versions.
Ar-15 is cancer and need to disappear from this world.

I want to sexually assault that sexual assault rifle.

>Would you dare to sexually assault someone who has an assault rifle, and if yes how would you go about doing it?

I bet it is better than the FN F2000 that we have
But thing is we are running out of ammo so we use good old Застава М70 instead